第一千七百八十二章 这是好事
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暴汗!问题是你这么根本就没有嚼咽啊!李奇郁闷道:“十娘就没有告诉你们寝不言食不语么?”
封宜奴侧头想了想,摇头道:“这倒没有。七娘,你记得么?”
白浅诺摇摇头道:“我也不记得十娘说过这话。”
“.......!”
两位孕妇一边吃着,一边聊着,好不惬意,可就苦了咱们李师傅被人当做了人肉沙发。
“咚咚咚!”
突然,门外响起了敲门声,又听陈大娘的询问道:“二位夫人。大人在里面么。”
李奇忙道:“在了,在了,是不是皇上召我入宫?”
“啊?哦,那倒没有。不过高太尉、洪员外,还有高衙内、洪公子来了。”
李奇嗯了一声,一本正经道:“太尉这么早来,一定是发生了什么重要的事情。二位夫人,你们看---。”
白浅诺站起身来道:“那夫君你就快去吧。”
封宜奴听她这么说了,也念念不舍的站起身来。
李奇急忙抽离出来。只觉双腿发软,差点没有跪下去,一手撑着椅子才站了起来,道:“二位夫人,我就先失陪了。”说着就晃晃悠悠的往门前走去,心里却想,今后来这里,得暗中吩咐陈大娘在门外策应才行,否则,非得让她们给玩死去。
“大娘,你进来了一下。”
封宜奴突然喊道。
李奇下意识的回过头来,道:“干什么?”
封宜奴甜甜笑道:“我就想问问大娘,有没有认错人了。”
言下之意,明显就是防着李奇故弄玄虚。
找到这么一位精明的夫人,李奇唯有苦叹一声,含泪出了门,这门一合上,他就赶紧用双手揉着自己的大腿,道:“真的累死我了。”
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“姑爷,你还好吧?”
小桃望着沿着墙蠕动的李奇,一脸好奇的问道。
“没---没事,我在锻炼身体了。”
李奇心中叫苦不迭,这双腿都麻了,不扶着墙壁,非得跌到不可,一边慢慢移动着,等待着血液的通畅。
“锻炼身体?”
小桃用一种很是不解的目光打量着李奇。
李奇被他看着羞涩不已,弱弱道:“嗯,这是姑爷我新创的一门锻炼法,叫做壁虎漫步。”
“壁虎漫步?”
小桃懵懵懂懂的点着头道:“还真有点像?”
纳尼?竟敢说我像壁虎,你这是乘人之危啊!我忍!李奇挥挥手道:“好了,好了,你快去忙吧,别打扰我锻炼身体了。”
“哦。”
小桃临走前,还忍不住瞧了眼李奇。
李奇一路沿着墙壁好不容易来蠕动到了前院,双腿也渐渐恢复知觉了,他轻轻缓了口气,整理了下仪容,迈着发软的步子,往前厅走去。
“爹爹莫打,爹爹莫打,孩儿都已经快而立之年了,请给孩儿三分面子。”
“你这孽子,还知而立之年,老子今日就要替天行道。”
砰砰砰!
“兔崽子,休跑。”
“爹爹,莫追。”
啪啪啪!
“哎呦,哎呦。”
李奇站在门外,茫然的睁着眼睛,只见高衙内、洪天九这两个二货被俅哥和八金叔追得满屋子乱跑。
俅哥生得阴柔,乃是大宋蹴鞠第一人也,这一脚一个准,飘逸灵动,如同装了导弹定位器,踢的高衙内是上蹿下跳。
而八金叔生性豪迈,力大无穷,掌风呼呼,刚猛无比,打的小九是跌跌撞撞,摇摇欲坠。
“哇---,这难道就是传说中的佛山无影脚和降龙十八掌---这里面太危险了,我还是等下再来吧。”
就在他转身之际,忽听后面高衙内叫道:“李奇,快快救我。”
omg!
李奇还未转过身来,只觉两道劲风吹来,吹得眼都睁不开,等到他回过神来,高衙内和洪天九已经藏在他身后了,又闻脚风、拳风袭来,李奇双手一架,护住上下盘,高手风范展露无遗,“二位请先住手,莫要伤及无辜。”
俅哥怒道:“李奇,你快快让开,我今日一定要打断这厮的双腿。”
靠!你要打回家打啊,你上我这来打,摆明就是做戏给我看。这路数,李奇太tm了解了,道:“太尉、八金叔请息怒,给小侄几分薄面。”心里却在嘀咕,不会这二货又做了什么对不起我的事,以至于俅哥和八金叔这么费力的表演。不行,我得谨慎,可不能被他们忽悠过去了,俅哥的演技可是影帝级别的,一定要谨慎。
高俅见前戏做足了,这再演就过了,毕竟是老戏骨,收放自如,收回脚来,又怒瞪了高二货一眼,随后又向李奇道:“李奇,真是抱歉,让你看笑话了。”
汗!你儿子的笑话我还看少了么,都已经厌烦了。
“哪里,哪里,太尉太客气了,二位请,咱们屋里说话。”李奇松了口气,将他们请到屋内。
“咦!李奇,你怎么双腿发软,是不是床事做多了,这种事不能逞能的。”
高衙内可是天赋异禀,经验丰富,他一瞧李奇走路姿势怪异,立刻明白过来,立刻悄悄移动到李奇身旁,一脸八卦的问道。
“你们自行解决吧,我还有事,就先告辞了。”
李奇二话不说,转身就走,心里大骂,老子是来救你的,你丫还这么说,这朋友还能做得下去么。
“大哥,你可不能走啊,我爹爹会杀人的。”
洪天九赶紧拉着李奇。
李奇撇开他的手,道:“你九代单传怕什么?”
“以前是,现在不是了,我不是生了两个儿子么。”小九急切道。
“呃...这倒也是。”李奇见他脸上全是掌印,心有不忍啊,又瞪高二货一眼,这才坐了回去,向洪八金和高俅拱拱手,又一脸好奇道:“太尉,八金叔,这是怎么回事?衙内他们又犯了什么事,让二位发如此大怒。”
高俅哼了一声,道:“你问这孽子吧,老子迟早有一日会让这孽子给气死去。”
李奇转头望向高衙内,道:“怎么回事?”
高衙内低着头,挠着后脖颈道:“其实也没啥大事,就是---就是昨晚我和小九把秦少宰的公子给打了。”
李奇双目一睁,喜道:“这是好事啊!”
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