一五十 天使来啦
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一五十天使来啦
老解等人原以为他们暂时跟大明王朝还扯不上什么关系,不过时局的发展总是出乎意料——就在他们做出不动如山决议后没几天,一个悠闲的午后,负责管理白沙港口入境处的城管队员跌跌撞撞跑来报告,说有朝廷官员在白沙港登陆,自称为天使。更多小说ltxs520.com
“天使,背上长翅膀的那种?掉毛不?”
当庞雨听到这个名词后,首先想到的是某种西方宗教形象,不过看到周围本地官员莫名其妙的反应,他很快明白过来,这应该是指明王朝的使者罢。
对于大明王朝正式派来的使者,本地官员反应不一,有些人明显露出欣喜和激动的神色,而有些人则面色难看——前者以王璞为代表,后者则包括老严之流。不过无论如何,他们都无权对此事发表意见,决定权当然是在短毛大爷们手中。
而这边早就想和明政府取得联系了,有这个机会自然不会放过。解席当即下令把人直接带来府衙,自己则转身返回后堂。
“咱们要不要换上正式点的衣服?”
当初大家出来玩的时候,随身都是休闲装运动服之类,在劳作中大都破损,后来主要都改穿土布衣裳。不过他们曾在船上仓库里找到若干贴牌的衬衫西服之类,当时就按照尺码分配下去了。对这些衣服大家都小心保存,就是打算在正式场合作为礼服使用的。这边每个人都有一套,平时从来不穿。
“换吧。好歹也算是头一次官方会面。”
于是庞雨等人各自换上正装,因为都是分配地同一批商品:白衬衫,红领带,深色西服,加上贼亮的黑皮鞋,上下一整套,看上去倒也整齐精神。出来时却发现王璞严文昌等人也都穿上了各自的官袍。大家互相看看,都是哈哈一笑。
解席等人倒也罢了。那些明朝人对于这边的西装革履都颇为好奇,老严上次在参加酒会时曾见过这种装束,还不算太讶异。其他小吏可就表情精彩了,各种各样议论时不时悄悄冒出来,这边也懒得理会那么多。
人很快被带来了,正牌使者为两个人,看装束是一文一武。他们还带了十多名随从,但都被拦在外面了。这两个人气势都很足,走路时眼睛一直往天花板上看的,如果不是前面有人带路,他们肯定会一头撞倒柱子上,把鼻子给撞歪。
不过当这两人走进大厅后,听到里面几个短毛的议论,又差点让他们把鼻子给气歪了……
“咦?两个人都有胡子诶?这年头太监也能长胡子吗?”
“难说。据说宋朝大太监童贯是有胡子的,搞不好在这一行当中有什么秘诀之类……”
——那位文官进得门来,就看见大厅中坐着几个身穿奇装异服地家伙,顶上毛发果然极短,乱蓬蓬活像不守清规的和尚。看见他们走进来,倒是抬了抬屁股。半站起身以示迎接之意,不过脸上那副嬉皮笑脸地样子丝毫也不见尊敬之意,而他们口中的轻佻议论更让那文官气炸了肺。
“呔,本官乃堂堂大明广东承宣布政使司,琼州安抚司俭事。今奉两广总督,广东巡抚,兵部右侍郎,都察院右佥都御史王大人之命前来招抚尔等,汝辈安敢视吾为宦寺!”
对面那几个人似乎没想到自己说话这边能听懂,脸上表情都有些尴尬的样子。不过为首那两人倒甚是镇定。刚才别人议论时他们也没开口。此时其中一个又高又壮的黑脸膛大个儿站了起来。
“只是两广总督派来的使者么?抱歉,我们还以为是从北京崇祯皇帝那里派来的。”
那文官哼哼冷笑一声。眼睛又朝天花板上看过去了。
“不过疥藓之患,岂劳天子费心。遣一小吏,足以当之。”
对面众人脸上登时都显出怒色——这还没谈正事呢,就先把谈判对象给惹火了,真不愧是大明王朝的官员,办事本领不咋样,败事倒绰绰有余。
黑大个儿旁边,一个稍矮一点地短毛头领忽然嘿嘿一笑:
“不好意思,我们对大明朝的规矩确实不太了解——你们既然自称是天使,难道明帝国的两广总督就已经能够以天自居了吗?”
那文官脸色立即一白,却先是朝旁边那武将瞥了一眼,方才脸红脖子粗地回应道:
“汝辈化外流民,大明朝廷就是汝辈之天。吾等代天而来,自是可称天使,尔乃蛮夷,岂识我大明礼仪!”
——这官员水平不行,三言两语说不过就开始骂人了……庞雨心中暗自摇摇头,如果明帝国官员都是这种样子,那这明朝灭的一点不冤枉。
就连旁边那一直没开口的武官大概都感到有些丢脸了,他朝身边同伴拱一拱手,却没多少尊敬之意,反而低声催促道:
“多言无益,方大人,还是早些宣读朝廷喻令吧。”
两人之中,应该是以那文官为主,武官辅佐。明朝惯例也一向是文尊武卑,文人一向都很看不起武官的。但眼前这两位却有点异常,那文官对武将似乎很是忌殚,被他这么一说,居然不再多罗嗦,反而乖乖从身后背着的信筒中取出一份丝帛,展开,开始宣读。
庞雨特地注意了一下,不是黄色,看来只是两广总督的喻令,而非圣旨。
“谕琼州髡人知悉:照得尔辈,皆系化外之民,不服王化久矣。今既归我天朝,本当安分守己。恪守良规……”
之后就是骈四骊六长长一大篇,只听地一帮现代人个个头昏脑涨。好在大家在这个年代毕竟待了一年多,对于古文多多少少都有了点适应性,对于其中地废话已经可以自动过滤。而当听到重要部分时,也能及时把耳朵给竖起来。
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