第060章:李二更名记
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“大舅哥,我所说的有趣玩意,和你方才玩的马球也有些关联,或者说是蹴鞠的改版更为好一些。”秦风微笑着说道。
蹴鞠?
听到这里,李承乾反倒是变得兴致泛泛起来,那可不是适合他的运动,没有激烈的身体对抗,凭的少了一些热血的澎湃,再者说蹴鞠这项运动,在长安这些二代中,可没有多少人是他的对手。
唐代的蹴鞠,相对于汉代,已经开始实行分队比赛制度,而不是直接对抗,两队中间隔着球门,球门就设在两根三丈高的竹竿上,称为“络网为门以度球”,双方各在一侧,以she门“数多者胜”。从足球技术来说,是一种展:而间接对抗,从体力训练来说,却是足球运动的一个退步。
秦风一巴掌拍重重的在李承乾的头上,有些恨铁不成钢的说道:“不知为不知,不懂你失望个什么。”
李承乾委屈的摸着被打痛的头,郁闷的说道:“喂,我说妹夫,你打你未来的大舅哥,也未免太过失礼了吧!”
秦风道:“打的就是你这不懂装懂的家伙,正所谓达者为师,子曰:三人行必有我师,况且,你以前也是孔颖达的徒弟,而现在孔颖达都是我的徒弟,真算起来你还得叫我一声祖师爷呢。”
“行了,行了,认识你算我倒霉。”想到自己得叫他一声祖师爷,李承乾想想都有些毛。
虽然被秦风胖揍,但是他并没有生气,反而还十分喜欢这种交流方式,至少表示秦风没有把他放在高高在上的太子的位置上,而是以同龄人的身份和他交往,打闹间就像是朋友一样,所以,他格外喜欢和秦风一起玩耍,哪怕吃些绪也不在乎,因为他也知道,以他的地位,除了秦风根本没几个敢和他这么无拘无束的打闹了。
秦风不知道他的想法,忍不住打趣道:“乖徒孙,叫声祖师爷来听听。”
“叫个屁!”李承乾看他小人得意的样子,一巴掌拍向秦风的脑袋,秦风哪会让他打到,连忙闪身避开,李承乾不甘心,又是一脚踢来。
被动挨打可不是秦风的风格,让过一脚后马上还击,不过这一次他倒没有像上回那样。
李承乾来了兴致,也不管打得过还是打不过,瞬间就用上了全力,于是乎,在花园外面两人扭打一团。
在秦风有意相让下,倒是打得热闹非凡。
李世民正带着长孙皇后、长乐公主散步到了这里,看着前面有两个人在打架,神色不快的对着旁边的侍卫道:“去看看,谁在那里胡闹。真是不成体统。”
侍卫很快就回来了,愁眉苦脸的禀报道:“皇上,是太子殿下和秦公子。”
长孙皇后惊讶道:“他们不是挺合得来的么?怎么打起来了?皇上,得去阻止他们。”
李世民嘴角一弯,哭笑不得道:“没事,吃饱了饭闲得没事干,就让他们玩个舅吧!”
长孙皇后诧异的看了李世民一眼,放心不下的她还是跑了过去。
还未近前,只听一人说道:“你爷爷的,这点水平和跟我玩。”
一个道:“你奶奶的,老子打不过也得打,非要把你揍得像熊瞎子一样。”
“杏碎,放马过来。”
“小毛贼,老子怕你不姓李。”
长孙皇后看到黑着脸的李世民,美丽的眼睛都乐得像道弯月,忍不爪道:“皇上,他们还是孩子,你不要生气了。”
李世民黑着脸,上前几步,吼道:“两个混帐东西,还不给朕滚过来。”
“完蛋了!哥们,此时不逃更待何时。”秦风一声惊呼,一把推开扑上来的李承乾,闪电式的站了起来。
“臭杏,你往哪里逃,大不了朕到翼国公府找你算账。”
秦风萎了,心不甘情不愿的走了过来,道:“草民见过皇上万岁,祝皇上仙福永享、寿与天齐、英明神武、清正廉洁、公平公正、龙马精神、神通广大、大统天下、下不为例、例如高楼大厦”
“停,停,停!”李世民被他弄得头昏脑胀,连喊三个停字。
一边的长孙皇后、长乐公主早就笑得弯了腰。
“父皇!”相比秦风的无法无天,李承乾老实多了,心有忐忑的看着李世民。
李世民一脚踢在秦风的屁股上,问道:“臭杏,朕问你们,你们搞什么鬼?”
秦风正色道:“岳父大人,我和大舅哥正要身体力行的验证着一件剐当代、利在千秋的大事。”
李世民笑骂道:“什么狗屁的剐当代、利在千秋,不务正业的臭杏,还不老实招来。”
“报告李叔叔,我和大舅哥鉴于蹴鞠过于平淡,所以起了改革的念头,于是我们想到了一个更爷们更热血的办法。”
这下子,连李世民也好奇了:“哦?还有此事?”
秦风大声道:“李叔叔,我们说的蹴鞠玩法,与你们寻常的蹴鞠玩法并不一样,需要一个比较大的场地,另外或许可以让这一位找一个蹴鞠用球来。”
“李二,你去杂物房寻一个球来。”李承乾向个蝎监吩咐道。
“哈哈哎哟,我的个乖乖,笑死我了☆二,这太监竟然也叫李二。”秦风捧着肚子,忍不住哈哈大笑起来。
长孙皇后忍不撞跟着笑了起来。
李世民哪还不知两人笑什么,重重的一脚踢在李承乾的屁股上:“臭杏,李二是你叫的吗?老了就是李二。”
“啊”挨了一脚的李承乾也傻了。
“这个太监的名字必须得改,知道吗?”黑着脸的李世民几乎用吼的声音叫着。
李承乾幽怨的白了上气不接下气的秦风,连忙道:“是,是,是y臣错了,儿臣错了。”
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