第479章:现实版《少林足球》
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不一会,大家就纷纷点头表示已经都弄明白了。
“真弄明白了?可记清楚了?犯规了可是要罚下场的j后咱们要与太子府那帮家伙踢一逞谊赛,若是你们到时候犯规让罚下炒,咱们比就比对方少人了。”秦风又强调了一遍。
“将军,我等确实记住了!”强坚范回头看看左右,然后躬身道。
“那好,强坚范、李穆,你们从中挑出十人,加上你们,也就是十一人,你们二人分别担任各队的队长,比一场给我看看t了,为了区分清楚,强坚范穿上白衣的衣服,李穆你那队穿上黑色的衣服,好了,现在都去准备吧。给你们一刻的准备时间。”
“喏!”强坚范、李穆没有拖泥带水,衙了人手,各自回去换衣服。
虎贲军是由各部队最强的军人组成,而秦风的五百亲卫则是虎贲军中之最强者,他们已让朝廷革了军籍,是属于秦风的护卫、私兵,故而他们的吃喝拉撒全由秦风包办了。不过,秦风有嘱琬这么一个赚钱的机器,供养这五百人根本就是九牛一毛,而他们的亲人也让秦风安排到了他的封地里,五百人的家属与阵亡将士的家属,以及虎贲军中伤残军人一家子另外组成一个村落,以便于相互照应,大家虽是来自五湖四海,可他们同根同源,都有着同样的称号军人、军属),故而,相处得非常融洽,不费多长时间已是处到了一块儿。
为了让长乐公主、嘱琬、豫章公主这些大家闺秀了解军人的热血生涯,秦风让马云萝去把她们都唤了过来,一起看看这项热血与谋略并存的运动。
当罗通、程处默、李业诩、尉迟膘等人闻讯前来观战的时候。秦风正在足球场边对着排成两列、垂头丧气、鼻青脸肿的强坚范、李穆两只临时的将军级足球队。
长乐公主、豫章公主、嘱琬、马云萝姐妹四人远远的躲在一边,肩膀一耸一耸的显然在偷笑不已。而剩余的四百八十名亲卫,不敢像她们四人一样跑到一边,只好站成一团,看着强坚范、李穆等二十二人挨骂,但幸灾乐祸的偷笑声还是不时传出。
当初对强坚范和李穆两人不言己,让自己在将军面前少了露脸机会的一帮亲卫现在心中是庆幸无比。
如果他们真选了自己,现在鼻青脸肿还要挨骂的就是自己等人了。
“强坚范,你这混蛋东西,你让我该怎么说你啊?你是队长,知道什么叫队长吗?你会排兵布阵吗?你看看你都将你的杏摆的什么阵形?一窝蜂冲上去,这是踢球,不是抢球。蠢到极点!”
秦风一手叉腰,指着强坚范的鼻子唾沫横飞的骂道。强坚范耷拉着脑袋,右半边眼揉紫紫的,红肿一片,完全是一只独眼熊猫。
“李穆,你也不是什么好东西,你还好意思笑,你有什么好笑的,他是猪,你也是头愚蠢的猪。你开球,你不带着你的人去进攻他的球门,你打强坚范这家伙做什么?别笑,我看的很清楚,强坚范的熊猫眼就是你偷袭的。阴险该强坚范也打你左眼一拳!”
秦风指着左半边眼圈呈青紫色的捂嘴偷笑的李穆毫不留情的道,顿时将李穆臊的面红耳赤,随即知道原来自己的眼睛是强坚范打的,而强坚范这个时候也知道自己是被李穆打的。
两个原本还在怒目而视的两人,看到对方的惨兮兮的可笑样子,顿时一笑泯恩仇。
“你,就是你,不要看了就是你八号。白队的那个八号球员,你将球送到自己球门还很有成就感吗?白队的其他人也都是猪吗?他将球替别人送到自己球门里,你们还欢呼?欢呼个屁啊,老子怎么有你们这么蠢的兵呢。真是丢尽了我的面子,还有不到二十天的时间就要与太子的东宫队比赛了,你真替我自己的面子担心。你们这群浑蛋,哪是踢球,我们这是打架,这是用不正确的方式对付着你们的对手,要是与别人一比,我还不知道该怎么补偿别人呢。都听好了,这是比赛,不是我们在军营的对抗赛,用不着这么狠,懂了吗?”
说到最后,秦风自己都说不下去了,看着眼前一群衣衫破烂的高级将领们一副可怜兮兮的样子,秦风终于还是忍俊不禁的笑了起来。
也不怪秦风生气,刚刚这场刚刚开始几分钟不到就因为群殴而终止的比赛,可以说是上演了足球场上所有能上演的搞人桥段。
拉人、踢人、下黑手、越界、用手抢球、乌龙球等等等等,直至最后演变成全武行的两队二十余个各级将领在足球场上群殴。
一切都在鼓声响起的刹那就开始了,事情展快的甚至让秦风和周围充当副裁判的亲卫杏长们压根没有来得及反应,然后这二十余人就扭打在一起。
这哪里是踢球,明显就是搞人。
这简直就是现实版的少林足球。
秦风这一笑,躲的老远的长乐姐妹四人顿时也笑了起来,其余没上场的亲卫也跟着大笑起来。原本还在怒目而视的两队人互相看着对方狼狈的样子,也不好意思的笑起来。
看出了门道的罗通,溜到秦风身边低声道:“老大,平时大家都这么搞的,难道错了吗?”
“”秦风差点摔倒在地,原来是在传播的过程里出了问题,也无怪这些家伙下手下得这么狠了。
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