第一千五百二十四章 坑啊
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所以当辛寒与铁扇寻到姜子牙的时候，老姜新婚燕尔，正与妻子过的如蜜里调油，都有些乐不思蜀了，等辛寒与铁扇登门拜访显露出本来面目，这货才想起自己下山还有一个封神的任务。
姜子牙带着自己老婆恭恭敬敬的给辛寒与铁扇叩头，口称师叔。
辛寒看着老姜家的高宅大院，往来的仆从下人，调笑道：“老姜这生活过的着实不错啊，在碧游宫清苦了几十年，如今这也该享福了！”
姜子牙知道这师叔的脾性，明白让他说起来就没好，连忙苦笑着：“师叔就别拿侄儿取笑了，若是仙道有凭，谁还愿意红尘之中再走一糟呢，不知师叔下界所谓何事，子牙但凭吩咐！”
辛寒摇头道：“也没什么大不了的，你大师伯想见见你，我这边带你紫霄宫走一趟！”说完一抓姜子牙的肩膀，两人瞬间消失在原地。
这突然的一下，可把姜夫人吓了一跳，铁扇摇头笑道：“你莫要担心，你夫君本就是神仙人物，日后功德圆满说不得你们全家都跟着飞升仙道，这次我家相公带他去一趟八景宫见过太上老君，多则十日，少则三日便回！”
铁扇说完，对姜夫人点点头，一步迈出也消失在原地。
紫霄宫中诸圣再聚，辛寒和铁扇带着姜子牙走入紫霄宫的时候，其他几位圣人已经坐在各自的蒲团上。
等辛寒两口子坐定，姜子牙见到自己老师通天教主，赶紧上前大礼参拜，通天便给他一一介绍在场的圣人。
诸位圣人表情也各自不同，老君审视，元始倨傲，女娲淡然，西方两个要饭的，倒是对姜子牙态度和蔼透着拉拢之意，只是眼中精芒闪烁也不知道打的什么主意。
等姜子牙一一见过礼，老君这才嘱咐他封神之事，要秉公无私，其他圣人也各有交代，弄的辛寒直撇嘴，老姜要真是无私了，他费这么大劲儿干嘛啊。
等诸圣一一交代完毕，辛寒轻咳一声，取出一个乾坤袋来，对姜子牙道：“当师叔的第一次见你也没什么好送的，这里面有九千年蟠桃十颗，百万年朱果十颗，先天太乙精金五十斤，先天灵宝......”
他说了一大堆东西，每说一样周围的人脸皮就是一抽，这其中还包括姜子牙在内。
此时姜子牙想到这位师叔在路上的时候，和他说的话：“子牙啊，这一次紫霄宫之行，师叔我就帮你发比小财，当然了我也不能白干是不是，好处我九你一，没问题吧！”
辛寒知道这次老君相召，定然是那几位告了自己的叼状，便要好好坑他们一次，以解心头之恨，顺便发点小财！
知道内情的铁扇，和看出苗头的通天，两人肚子里面都乐疯了，知道辛寒又在借机敲竹杠，狗屁的第一次见面，无非就是带个头，让其他圣人不好意思不给见面礼罢了，估计他自己那个乾坤袋里面有几个破石子就不错了，还什么蟠桃灵宝，咱不吹能死不。
他们两个知道，其他圣人却是不知，事关圣人脸面，这套还是要乖乖钻进去的。
老君一咬牙，取出一个瓷瓶递给姜子牙：“封神之事事关重大，这两百颗老道炼制的仙丹，你便拿去防身吧！”
元始气的都七窍生烟了，脸上还得笑着道：“正是如此，我这里有法剑一柄，紫绶仙衣一件，还有玉清秘法两册......”
到了女娲这里，她赌气的看着其他人，心中想着：“我说我不来，非得叫我来，这还没睡醒呢，就要拿出这么多东西”她一咬牙，将当年得自不周山中的几件灵宝去了出来交给姜子牙，便算做是见面礼了。
到了准提和接引这里，都特么快骂娘了，不知道西方教穷啊，到现在两个教主还化缘过日子呢，被某些无良作者写成叫花子，西方教都快混成丐帮了。
两人也是打落牙齿和血吞，脸上露出堪称恐怖的笑容，看看手里的灵宝，哪个都舍不得。
好在这两货也不要脸到一定份上了，还是能够相出办法的。
准提一咬牙，将上次被辛寒损坏的金身召唤出来，亲自动手又掰下一根胳膊递给姜子牙，咬着牙道：“师侄快拿着，这可是好东西！”
接引有样学样，把自己那十二品的莲台取了出来，薅下三片莲花瓣心疼的递了过去：“这莲瓣可是好东西，能抵挡三次死劫，便算是师叔我的见面礼吧！”
这两个货为了节省，居然连圣人的颜面都不要了，哪有掰下胳膊送人的，哪有把自己莲台拆了送人的，这两位就是！
要知道金身少了手臂可以在用信仰功德凝聚，所耗不过时间而已，莲台少了花瓣，可以在生长，一样需要时间而已，都属于可再生资源，不比灵宝送出去就没了。
辛寒此时对两人挑起大拇哥：“狠人啊，穷疯了吧！”
姜子牙拿着一根金血淋漓的手臂，哭笑不得的谢过两位西方教的师叔，回头看到辛寒一个眼神，就知道这师叔说的是什么意思：“回头分账啊！”
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