第919章 动物警察
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“这样能行么?”白艳妮觉得有点不可思议,“虽然咱们云中市警察局下面有警犬基地,但是里面就只有警犬啊!”嗯,以前史高飞还来训练过这些警犬,训练的效果还真是不错,经过了史高飞的吊打......哦不是,是训练之后,这些警犬的素质得到了大大的提高,如今云中市警犬基地出来的警犬已经成为系统内的明星,经常有外地的警察部门或者其他相关部门过来想要将这些警犬带回到自己的单位去。
“对啊,就是啊,要是只狗还好说一点,咱们送到警犬基地走个流程,就能弄到个警犬的身份,享受警犬应有的待遇,但是二蛋是只浣熊啊!这有点说不过去吧?”有人出声附和道警犬的伙食津贴的确不低,每顿饭吃的比他们这些警察都好,可是那也要能获得上级领导的批准才行啊,人家一看你报上去只浣熊,这成了什么事儿?
“嘿嘿,这就是你们见识少了!这世界上可不是只有狗才能成为警察局正式的一员啊!”刘队长得意的笑了笑,可算是有吹牛的机会了,今天我就让你们这些小伙子长长见识,“来,我给你们普及下知识,不管是在国外还是国内,都有很多种动物进入警察局,成为警察办案的好伙伴,既然它们可以,二蛋为什么不行?”
“刘队,不该不会是又在忽悠人吧?我可是只听说过警犬,没听说过还有其他动物。”估计是刘队长的人品值不够,大家伙儿都是一副怀疑的表情。
“嘿,你们还不信了!来,我给你们看看!”说完刘队长就开始在电脑上噼里啪啦的满路起来,不一会儿,一只体型不大、胖乎乎的小猪出现在了电脑屏幕上,一名警察正拉着它在机场里行走着,“看到没有,这只猪在警察局里也有正式编制!”
“额,这是干嘛的?你确定不是警察局里的吉祥物?要是吉祥物的话可不算啊!”白艳妮也懂得一些国外警察的事情,他们通常喜欢将一些动物当成自己局里的吉祥物,这也算是企业文化的一种吧,不过这种可不能算是正式的警察。
“缉毒猪听过没有?”刘队长得意洋洋的说道,“这种猪的嗅觉特别灵敏,能够与大型缉毒犬相匹敌,而且比狗更容易训练;缉毒猪的身形比警犬小,肌肉收缩强度大,因而能够进入那些警犬不能进入的狭小地点进行检查,当然最关键的是猪的性格可是比警犬温和多了,训练起来也容易的多,成本只要警犬的几十分之一,所以在美国已经有很多缉毒警察带着缉毒猪搜寻毒品,效果那是相当的不错,既然猪都能当警察,二蛋为什么不行?”
“喂喂喂,刘队,你这话可是把咱们都骂进去了啊!”啥叫猪都能当警察?在场的可都是正儿八经的警察,这句话怎么听怎么觉得别扭。
“还真别说,要是把缉毒犬换成缉毒猪的话,这成本可能节省不少啊!你想想看,猪一天吃的是什么?警犬一天吃的又是什么,光是伙食费就能节省一大笔,而且等缉毒猪退役了,似乎还可以改善伙食啊!”一名警察摸着下巴琢磨着,他已经有点相信刘队长的话了。
“我说你还有没有一点儿节操了,这些可都是咱们的队友,连队友你都要吃,你这人太不厚道了!”有人立刻开始了批判,大家伙儿纷纷点头赞成,要是这么说警犬其实也是可以食用的,但是也没见那个警犬队做出这么不厚道的事儿来,“只要是进了警队,不管是猪也好,狗也好,那都是咱们的队友,就算是年纪大了不能工作了,那也应该享受退休待遇!”
额,这句话好像有把大伙儿给骂进去了,这家伙说到一半就不好意思再说下去了,不过话里的意思倒是得到了大家伙儿的一致赞成,缉毒猪就应该享受这个待遇。
“好了,当警察的动物还多的是呢,可不止这两种,我再给你们找找啊!喏,看到没有,蝴蝶也可以当警察!”刘队长又在电脑上操作一番,几只漂亮的小白蝴蝶出现在了屏幕上。
这次大家伙儿就更加惊讶了,你要说是猪可以凭借自己的嗅觉搜寻毒品,听起来还有点靠谱,可这些蝴蝶能干吗?
“这些蝴蝶非常喜欢吮吸罂粟花的汁液,一旦罂粟花被这种蝴蝶吮吸过,很快就会干枯死亡,因为这个特性,秘鲁的警察和生物学家合作,大规模的繁殖这种蝴蝶,将它们洒在毒贩可能种植罂粟的区域,不费一兵一卒就可以让那些毒贩一年的辛苦化为乌有,而且几乎不用承担任何伤亡,怎么样,这些蝴蝶当扫毒警是不是很出色?”刘队长慢悠悠的介绍道。
“我去!还有这种操作?!”大家伙儿一听都有些傻了,他们可是知道南美那地方毒品泛滥、毒贩十分猖獗,武器装备不知道比警察好到那儿去了,要是利用暴力清扫毒贩,非得军队出动不可,而且还会有很大的伤亡。
但是像刘队长说的这样,只需要撒上一堆蝴蝶,这些毒贩辛辛苦苦种出来的罂粟就统统完蛋了,没了罂粟他们那儿来的原料制造毒品?没了毒品就没有钱,没有钱这些毒贩还玩毛线啊!这办法实在是太厉害了。
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