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贱男带道友们跳了个《道士tyle》,引起了全场妇女的尖叫。龙腾小说ltxs520.com

总之酒宴非橙闹,敬酒敬到大猩猩这一桌的时候,大猩猩说道:“来来来小龙,坐一会儿,我采访你一下,当新郎了,你什么感觉?跟我们说说。”

我笑了笑:“怎么?你迫不及待了?自己试试不就知道了。”

“赶紧说!不说就把你灌醉!”大猩猩威胁道。

我瞥了他一眼:“就你那个酒量?还是算了吧。”

于致远说道:“小龙,说说吧,我们这些老光棍都挺好奇的。”

我想了想,组织了一下语言:“要说这感觉嘛,能把自己喜欢的人明媒正娶过来,当然是很开心,很幸福的。再有就是啊,这结了婚,就要面临生娃的问题,生男还是生女?这个社会,女孩儿不好管,男孩儿吧,以后还得给买车买房,压力太大,再有就是早教的问题,听说现在妻子怀孕的时候啊,当爹的天天要对着妻子肚子唱歌,这唱的不好还不行,你说我这五音不……”

十分钟后。

大猩猩昏昏欲睡的说道:“行了行了,别说了,好像挺麻烦的。”

“我还没说完呢,你们不是想听吗?我接着说啊,我接着说。”

金鹏赶忙说道:“你还是去其他地方敬酒吧,你要再说一会儿,我们仨就不敢结婚,集体打光棍了。”

我带徐小灵离开后,徐小灵笑着说道:“你好坏,故意说那些吓唬他们。”

“哪有啊,我说的都是事实嘛,不过我倒是想采访你一下,今天正式结为夫妻,你是什么心情?”

“我呀,我在想以后要不要生娃,看你刚才说的那个吓人,我怕生出来把你吓坏了。”徐小灵抿嘴笑道。

敬了一圈酒,最后回到大猩猩这桌,我看向柳梦烟说道:“柳梦烟,我有个问题想请教你一下,如果你能回答,我就能完善‘龙之舞’的弊端。”

柳梦烟冰冷的说道:“你说的是隔空凝聚冰墙的那个问题吧?这招可能不太适合你,因为我仔细观察过你的战斗方式,你所使用的能量,都是积存在体内的,使用的时候,从体内抽取。而我不是,我是用精神力控制空气中的水分,凝结成冰,我本体并不会耗费太多能量$果你一定要学,就先学会感应空气中的火元素吧。”

“空气中,有火元素?”

“不太清楚,不过我见过拥有火行秘术的人像我一样隔空凝聚火焰。具体应该怎么做,还要你自己慢慢领悟。”

空气中的火元素?好吧,看来还得靠自己领悟。

晚上,酒宴散了之后,我先找到了徐家主,将空间戒指送给他。之后找到了贱男,我说道:“剑南,你最近一直都很忙的样子,看来以后会在首都安家吧?我也没空出来找你,有些东西,很早以前就想给你了,不过一直没抽出时间,趁着今晚,就全给你吧。”

贱男挠了挠屁股,猜测道:“大哥,你不会是想把处男给我吧?”

我差点没一脚把他蹶房顶上去!气的转身就走z男赶忙承认错误:“大,大哥,别走啊,我就开个玩笑,别生气。”

我团步,从空间戒指中拿出五本精致的线装书,递给他说道:“咱们排真正的本领分为两种,一种是道术篇,一种是符咒篇,道术篇的两本书我早就传给你了,分别为《阵篇》、《诀篇》♀五本就是符咒篇,分别为《金符篇》、《银符篇》、《紫符篇》、《蓝符篇》、《黄符篇》,据说练到最高境界的《金符篇》时,可以屠龙!”

贱男不知从哪摸出一根牙签,一边剔牙,一边满脸不信的说道:“屠龙?大哥,这也太扯了吧?你见过龙吗?”

我还真就见过!在银色空间戒指里!不过这个秘密不能告诉贱男,于是我说道:“以前我也没见过可以变为人形的狐妖。”

贱男被噎了一下:“那我也不信,要说杀个红毛僵还行,杀龙,那么大的小纸片,估计给龙擦屁股都不够用啊。”

“总之我也是听师父说的,师父的天赋就非常高,在年轻时就曾经独自一人斩杀尸妖!但即便天赋如师父那样的人,也只能画出紫符而已,连银符都画不出来,我也一样,所以,你千万别小看这五本符咒篇!另外,一定要好好保存,千万别弄丢了,排就靠它传承呢。”

“大哥,那我就先看两本,其余的放在你那里好了,这么贵重的东西,不随身携带又不放心,随身携带又怕弄丢,要是像你一样有空间戒指就好了。”贱男念念叨叨的说道。

我有拿出一枚戒指:“我找你的第二件事,就是要给你一枚空间戒指♀枚戒指内部空间是1立方米的,足够你放很多符咒、布阵材料,还有承影剑、乾坤镜,不过你应该知道匹夫无罪,怀璧其罪这个道理,我希望,你有空间戒指这件事,不要透漏给任何人,免得招来不必要的麻烦,使用空间戒指的时候也要小心隐藏,以免被他人发现。”

“大哥,你没逗我?”贱男不可思议的问道。

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