第一百二十七章 误会
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“那是自然!”刘成笑道:“从小学一年级一下子灌到六年级,我就不信灌不倒她,什么叫填鸭,这就叫填鸭,就算他顶得住因式分解,我后面还有一元二次方程,二元一次方程组、三角函数、解析几何,立体几何,要是还不行我不定积分和线性代数、离散数学还没忘光,看你还能是高斯再世不成?”
郝摇旗被刘成口中说出来的乱七八糟一堆名词给砸的头昏眼花,他也不敢开口询问,只是在脑袋里苦苦思索,过了好一会儿他得出结论,所谓的“小学一年级”和“小学六年级“应该都是一种酒,当然这两种酒应该是稀罕的很,因此自己就没有听说过。最新地址ltxsba.fun不过自己原本不过是一个庄稼汉,见识浅的很,将主爷喝过的酒自己不认识也是寻常事。将主爷拿酒去灌那个蒙古公主,想要把她灌倒了,那接下来生了啥,就不问可知了。那个小公主虽然是个蒙古鞑子,可长得和天上的仙女一样,将主爷动了心思倒也是寻常事,男人嘛,看到漂亮娘们不都这样?就是那小公主遇上将主爷满打满算也就十几天时间,怎么就这么快怀上呢?将主爷果然不是凡人呀!想到这里,郝摇旗看刘成的目光也变得敬畏起来。
正为自己终于在智力上扳回一局的刘成全然没有想到自己方才无意间的炫耀居然给郝摇旗造成了这么致命的误解,他刚才一口气将从小学一年级的四则运算一口气讲到了因式分解,其中当然有许多遗漏跳跃之处,要是后世哪个老师敢在小学里这么摧残祖国的花骨朵,唯一的结果就是被愤怒的家长在教育局投诉,被从学校里赶出去。当然在明末没有教育局,巴图尔也不会为了女儿受到的精神迫害向刘成报仇雪恨,因此刘成可以噬无忌惮的采取这种填鸭教学,对敏敏打击报复,同时享受知识上的巨大优越感。其他穿越者剽窃古诗还要担心因为不会断句,不会对句而被揭穿老底,刘成这么干却绝对不怕,伟大的牛顿还要过七八年才出生。仅凭受过的十六年正规教育,刘成可以毫不客气的自称自己站在这个时代科学的最巅峰上。
“你不是想学吗?好,我绝不藏私,就是怕你学不会!”这种狂拽霸帅的龙傲天感觉刘成已经好久没有享受过了,可还没等他享受够。便当头挨了一棒。
“将主爷,我要不要去请两个老妈子来?”郝摇旗小心翼翼的问道。
“老妈子?”刘成闻言一愣:“我们明天就会朝邑了,要老妈子干嘛?”
“自然是侍候敏敏别吉呀!”郝摇旗答道:“咱们这些当兵的粗手粗脚的,根本不会侍候人。”
“侍候她?她不是带着一个贴身女奴吗?”刘成越听越是奇怪,自己这个手下是个天生的粗胚,啥时候关心起这种事情了,当真是太阳从西边出来了。
“那怎么够!”
“怎么不够,她在马背上比我强多了,给她请老妈子还不如给我请。”
“若是平日里自然是不需要,可既然那敏敏别吉有了身子。又是将主爷的骨肉,自然得小心看护些!“
听到这里,刘成的脸顿时黑了,怒骂道:“有了身子,我的骨肉,郝摇旗你从哪里听来的这些东西?“
“不是将主爷您自己说的吗?“郝摇旗闻言一愣,他将进来时看到敏敏在外边呕吐,以及说出来的话说了一遍,肃容道:”大人您刚才不是说灌醉了那个蒙古公主吗?将主爷,其实咱们爷们玩了个漂亮娘们没啥。可这敏敏别吉不是一般人,又有了您的骨肉,还是小心看护些为上!“
刘成听到这里,已经被手下的丰富想象力气的全身无力。他现自己根本无从解释,只得有气无力的说:“事情不是你想的这样,摇旗你退下吧,这件事情不要在外面乱说,知道了吗?“
“大人请放心,摇旗不是个多嘴的人!“郝摇旗赶忙应道:”不过那老妈子的事——?“
刘成终于再也忍耐不住。跳了起来,手指着门口骂道:“滚出去!马上!“
郝摇旗的误解让刘成开始考虑自己是否应该保持点与敏敏的距离,但作为事件的另外一方,敏敏却全然没有意识到这些,在回到朝邑后她就开始继续向刘成求教。她虽然不太相信刘成讲的这些与那些水力机械有什么直接关系,但她也本能的感觉到这些也是了不得的大学问,至少在计算行军里程、后勤补给、建设工程、武器制造、商业贸易等方面都有着极其广泛的用途。更重要的是,她学的越多就现自己不知道的更多,偏生刘成就好像传说中那无所不知的智者一样,总是能轻而易举的解答自己苦心思索而不可得的问题,这让这个从小就以聪颖过人而自负的少女有时候也有种气馁的感觉。
两人的过从甚密很快就引起了旁人的注意,不过作为一个武将,刘成的婚配并不像文官那样受到各种限制,至于敏敏蒙古人的身份也不是什么障碍,毕竟在大明军中本来就有许多蒙古人,边军将领中有人讨个蒙古媳妇并非什么稀奇事。就这样,两人之间的这种颇有些奇怪的关系就这样维持了下来。
一天下午,刘成给敏敏“填完鸭子”之后,正准备去搬迁来的水力纺织厂看看施工进度如何,却听到亲兵进来说外面有人持着鄜州陂塘局的名刺求见,刘成暗想莫不是马仁成那边又出了什么事情,自己虽然已经打算将锻造厂与纺织厂搬迁到水源更充沛、也更稳定的朝邑来,但毕竟经过修缮水利工程之后,那陂塘局每年收上来的钱粮里还有自己的一份,赶忙下令领那人进来。约莫半盏茶功夫后,便从门外进来一个微微胖的中年汉子,身着一件绿色拷绸直缀,头上戴着顶瓜皮小帽,当中镶嵌着一块白玉,刚刚进得屋来便敛衽下拜道:“草民赵有财,拜见参将大人!”
刘成听得声音耳熟,却对名字没什么印象。暗想应该只是在某个场合打过个照面罢了,便笑道:“既然是从鄜州来的,也算得上是我刘成的半个乡党,起来说话吧!”
“多谢大人!”那汉子又磕了个头。站起身来。刘成此时才看清楚他的容貌,不由得脸色大变:“怎么是你,赵三爷?”
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