第四章 盗亦有道
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陈三郎上辈子,幼年住在乡下,他知道鸡在宿窝后特别老实,只要别太粗暴,怎么动它都可以。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
但根据这辈子的记忆,那只散养的芦花大公鸡,之所以一直趾高气扬的活到现在,是因为鸡窝边上还有一条很凶的大黑狗,狗一叫,自然就把人惊醒。
不过这难不到行家里手,所谓‘偷鸡摸狗’本是一体,他有好几种法子,能把那条傻狗和笨鸡一网打尽,只是考虑到三个兄弟的食量和善后的难度,才暂且把一顿狗肉,寄在那条傻狗身上。
他哄着两个弟弟睡下,外面就黑了天。这时候的农村地区,都是日出而作、日入而息的,人们一到天黑就上床睡觉。陈三郎蹑手蹑脚的摸到雇工们睡觉的工棚外,等了没多久,便听到鼾声此起彼伏。
他便放松下来,施施然走出阴影,抽抽鼻子,便在门外找到了目标。他欣喜的蹲下身,用一根小树枝把那物事挑起来……那竟是一只臭鞋。
一凑近了,他险些背过气去:‘我靠,真臭啊……’这得是极品的汗脚,从新穿到破,一次没刷过,才能有的销魂臭味。
这正是他对付狗狗的法宝……世间万物皆有禁不住的诱惑,就像猫猫会为木天参的味道痴狂,狗狗也无从抗拒酪酸的味道。酪酸是一种带着腐臭的酸味,存在于咸鱼、奶酪中,但都不如臭鞋臭袜来的纯正。
若有条件,他自可将偷鸡摸狗,做成一件雅事,无奈目下条件简陋,只能因地制宜,只能要效果不要风度了。
深蓝的天空中挂着一弯皎洁的明月,月下是无边的竹海。竹海边是银光粼粼的湖水,湖边万籁俱寂。只有一个瘦小的少年,捏着鼻子,拎着那只臭鞋,蹑手蹑脚来到了堆放竹炭的窝棚附近……再变态的人家,也不可能为了保护一只鸡,而专门养条狗,大黑狗的主要任务,是看护那些烧制出来的竹炭。大公鸡只是在它的警戒范围内宿窝罢了。
若是往日,一走到这里,大黑狗就要叫了,但今天那只狗从窝里露出狗头,耸着鼻子、摇着尾巴,死死盯着那只臭鞋,狗嘴里发出呜呜的讨好声。
陈三郎施施然走到大黑狗面前,把那臭鞋往地上一放。大狗便嗷呜一声低叫,扑在臭鞋上陶醉的又闻又舔。
‘真是爱好非比寻常啊……’虽然知道这法子好用,但陈三郎每次都忍不住要感叹,他蹲下身来,用合适的力道抚摸着大黑狗的后颈,大黑狗一边尽享美味,一边享受按摩,幸福的快要哭出来了,嘴里发出满足的呼噜声。
片刻之后,大黑狗彻底的变节投靠了,要是这时候陈三郎解开栓狗绳,它指定跟着走。不过盗亦有道,鸡犬不留是土匪才干的混账事儿,像三郎这样有品的妙贼,向来是偷鸡留狗,或者偷狗留鸡的,从不做绝。
套完近乎,陈三郎便不再打扰狗狗享受美味,他走到鸡舍边,先将身上破烂的衣裳铺在地上,然后轻轻打开笼门,便看到那只睡觉时仍保持高傲姿态的大公鸡。
最为夺人心魄的一幕发生了,可惜没有观众。
清冷的月光下,只一个衣衫褴褛的清秀少年,缓慢而稳定的伸出双手,嘴里还发出低低的‘咕咕’声,说来也怪,那平日里神气活现的大公鸡,居然像被一股神秘的力量困住,不吵也不逃,就乖乖的被三郎一双手捧住,任他从翅膀上拔下一根长羽毛,稳稳的往后脑勺一插——一弹腿就去了另一个世界,自始至终没有发出任何声音,甚至没流一滴血。
说起来费劲,但从头到尾,只是几下呼吸而已。陈三郎神态自若的把衣裳一卷,就将大公鸡背在背上扎紧,然后朝大黑狗勾了勾手,大黑狗便讨好的凑上狗头。
陈三郎摸着狗头,脚下却轻轻一踢,把那臭鞋给踢出了狗能够到的范围。
大狗顿时委屈的呜呜起来,他又安慰几下,才算宽解一些。
陈三郎这才捡起那只臭鞋离开。
大狗依依不舍的摇尾欢送,当然多半是不舍自己的美味……
把臭鞋放回原处,陈三郎便回去背上柴火,叫起两个弟弟,带他们穿山越岭,走出好几里地,才在一处竹林间的水池边,把那大公鸡剖腹取出脏东西洗净,也不拔毛,只用水和了一团泥将鸡裹得严严实实。
看他用泥巴糊鸡,两个无限期盼的孩子,全都傻了眼,这怎么吃啊?但他们对三哥有盲目的信任,老老实实看他炮制,只是心里难免打鼓。
陈三郎也不跟他们解释,手脚麻利的生火烤了起来。烤得一会,泥中隐隐透出甜香。待湿泥烧干变黄,从烧裂的泥巴缝里透出的香味愈发浓郁,两个孩子食指大动,小狗似的围着火堆绕来绕去,忍不住催促起来:“好了么?”“快了么?”
待他们问了七十二遍,陈三郎哈哈一笑,用木棍将烤成泥砖的叫花鸡,从火堆拨到洗净的大青石上,一下敲去泥壳,鸡毛随泥而落,但见鸡皮色泽金黄,浓香扑鼻,俩孩子顿时口水直下……
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