第二百二十六章 吓死你
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“谋反?”程瑞年大惊之下,心里怦怦乱跳,屁股再也坐不住,一下子从椅子上蹦起来,结巴道:“什么谋反,林三,你,你,好大的胆子。”
林三嘿嘿一笑:“程瑞年,我的程大公子,我说你谋反,你当我是错怪你了么?”
厅中众人吓得谁也不敢说话,实在是林晚荣这顶大帽子太过于吓人。是人都会受不了。程瑞年脸色苍白,道:“林三,你不要血口喷人,小心我拿你去见官。”
林晚荣不屑地一嗤鼻:“见官?总算你程大公子还有点记性,还知道自己不是官。说白了,嘿嘿,程大公子,你虽然有个都指挥使大人做老爹,但是不要忘了你自己的身份,你既无官职又无功名,和我一样,一介平民而已。”
“嘿嘿,一介平民,却带着属于朝廷的兵马,私自入人府阁,抢劫掳人,杀人越货。而且抢的不是一般人,是萧阁老的后人。萧阁老何许人也,那是皇帝谥封的文德先生,御笔亲题的牌匾还挂在萧家大门之上,无数人膜拜敬仰。谁敢在他老人家府前放肆?不过,今天我们见到了,程大公子,你公然藐视皇帝,带了兵马杀进门来,嘿嘿,杀的一定很爽吧,公然与皇帝作对,说你不是谋反,那简直没有天理!嘿嘿,你很好,很嚣张,比我嚣张多了。”
这一番话说得四德、萧峰额头冷汗滚滚,三哥从一次小小的抓人行动,引经据典、洋洋洒洒,将这个狗屁程瑞年推到了谋反的绞刑架上,实在是天纵之才。大小姐看他一眼,心里一叹,以这人的口才,不去出使诸国,实在是浪费了。
表少爷听得酣畅淋漓,对林三一竖大拇指道:“林三,你真神!”老子是忽悠之神,林晚荣暗自一笑。
“家人也穿盔戴甲?难道是私自养兵?”林晚荣眼珠睁得更大:“那可就更不得了了,程大公子,你是准备一条道走到黑了啊。唉,早日回头吧,我佛保佑你。”
妈的,吓也要吓死你,林晚荣嘿嘿阴笑,将屎盆子扣在别人身上就是爽。从肉体上消灭敌人固然爽快,从心灵上毁灭敌人,那才是至高境界,老子正朝这个方向迈进。不过今日这事,也甚是奇怪,以那个程德的老奸巨猾,怎么会派自己儿子来找没趣呢?估计是这姓程的小子瞒着自己老爹偷偷跑来找场子的。
程瑞年脸色煞白,一句话也说不出来。他本就是一个草包货,连那个被废掉的陶东成都不如,那日在妙玉坊为了秦仙儿争风吃醋之时,林晚荣便已看准了他。
大小姐拉了拉他的袖子,轻轻道:“你这人,就喜欢胡诌些理由。听着怪吓人的。”
林晚荣嘿嘿道:“大小姐,这可不是吓人。朝党之争,比这个厉害千倍万倍。就拿今天这事来说,在咱们看来,就是程小子无故拿人,似乎小事一桩,可要是落到别有用心的老狐狸手里,他定然会把这事无限扩大化,上升到国家民族的高度,就像我方才所讲的一亲,这折子一上上去,本来挺简单的一件事,皇帝从折子上看到的就是,私自调兵,干涉朝政,藐视皇权,乖乖,这几条加在一上起还得了?我告诉你吧,皇帝看到的弹劾别人的折子,都是这么来的,所以,蒙骗皇帝是最容易的。”
大小姐掩唇一笑,双颊绯红,目露柔光,轻道:“还说谁是老狐狸,我看你就是不折不扣的小狐狸,你要是去蒙骗皇帝,没人比得过你。”
“嘿嘿,蒙骗皇帝我不稀罕,骗几个公主嫔妃就行了。”林晚荣调笑道。
大小姐脸色一变,娇媚全都不见,偏过头去道:“你这下流之人,休想我再与你说话。”
这丫头,翻脸比翻书还快啊。林晚荣哈哈一笑,与大小姐调笑了这么几句,程瑞年却尴尬站在那里,走也不是,留也不是。
妈的,还等我留你吃晌午饭呢?林晚荣正想叫程瑞年快些滚蛋,忽闻府外锣鼓喧天,一个家丁跑进来,脸上满面惊喜之色,大喊道:“大小姐,三哥,大喜啊,大喜啊。”
大小姐方才恢复了些正常的秀脸立即戏霞满面,轻啐了一声,你这奴才不会说话,谁与他大喜?
林晚荣尴尬地笑了两声道:“什么大喜,大喜的时候还没到呢。”
那家丁气喘吁吁地道:“三哥,天大的喜事啊,府尹大人,连着总督大人,合起来给咱们萧家送匾来了。”
送扁?我靠,林晚荣一脚踢在他屁股上,笑着道:“什么送扁,下次给我说清楚了,是送匾额才对。”
哎哟,姓陶的这小妞怎么又来了?昨儿个不是把话都说完了么?林晚荣还未想完,已听大小姐道:“婉盈妹妹,这是怎么回事?”
陶婉盈微笑道:“玉若姐姐,先不要问了,你就准备接匾额吧。”
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