第三百九十六章 求亲了
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还是夫人机灵啊,林大人连忙点头笑道:“正是,正是,小生正准备说起,没想到倒是夫人先提了。”
萧夫人哼了一声道:“你可要想好了,莫要再出变故。我萧家虽是孤女寡母,却也不是任人欺负的。你若有个交待便还罢了,若是只想闷声占便宜,那就算你是天王老子,我也要与你追究到底。”
偷吃人家闺女,还被抓了个现行,林大人心里惭愧,嘿嘿笑道:“夫人说的哪里话,什么闷声占便宜,如此无耻地事情,是我林三干的出来的么?我今日就向夫人提亲,请夫人将小姐许配于我。这是聘礼!”
他往怀里掏了半天,什么银票、蜂针、火枪、蒙汗药,行走江湖的家事一应俱全,凡是身上有的,全都掏了出来,放于夫人面前。
“你这人怎恁地厚颜无耻,竟藏有这般淫秽的东西,叫我怎能放心将女儿许配于你。”萧夫人脸上烧红未褪,看他一眼,又是害羞,又是气恼。
“这个,夫人误会了。”林大人拣起小册,无比严肃道:“我在萧家这许多时日,夫人难道还不知道我是什么样的人吗?不瞒夫人说,宅子里的兄弟姐妹们,背地里送了我一个外号。”
“什么外号?”萧夫人冷道。
林晚荣眼也不眨,大义凛然道:“我这个外号,叫做‘风度万人迷,正气无人敌’!试想我林三如此正经之人,怎地会做出这样猥琐之事?不要说我不信,就连夫人你——也肯定不信。是不是啊夫人?”
萧夫人狠狠瞪他~~
喂,哼了一声:“事实俱在眼前,你还想狡辩?”
“这是我行走江湖,随身携带的一种暗器,叫做蜂针。还有这个,叫做火枪。”林大人拿起火枪摆弄了几下,顶针撞击哗哗地乱响。
“行走江湖?蜂针?火枪?”萧夫人疑惑的望他一眼:“林三。你这话是何意思?”
林晚荣前所未有的正经道:“请夫人想想,在金陵的时候,我与徐先生素不相识,徐先生为何会如此看重我?我与大小姐被擒于白莲教中,又为何安然逃脱?公主比武招亲,胡人为何惧怕于我。皇上又为何信赖于我?夫人仔细想过没有?”
不说不知道,将林三所遇到的事情和人物前前后后联想一遍,确实处处透着不平凡,莫非这里面真地有什么玄机?萧夫人满是疑惑的看他一眼,皱眉不语。
“实话不瞒夫人。我表面上是萧府的一个小小家丁,但实际上我是一个一顶一的武功高手。江湖人称‘快感炮王’。这个秘密只有夫人和巧巧你们几个人知道,一般人我不告诉他,请夫人一定注意保密。我之所以能够帮助萧家完成这许多不可能完成地任务,就是因为我有神功相助,才会让胡人惧怕、皇上信任。”
“夫人方才所看到的这本小册,表面看起来是一本春宫图,但外相是用来迷惑凡夫俗子的,庸俗的人才看它地表面,只有深刻的人才能看到它的不凡。这本春宫图,实际上是一门特殊的功法,叫做‘洞玄子三十六散手’,你看,这式叫做飞龙在天,这式叫做猛虎出闸,这一招就更神奇了,叫做金蝉附尾,可作后庭花用,都是我师门的不传之秘。夫人看一眼就罢了,千万不要透露出去。”
夫人轻呸一口,小手一摆,将那画册打了开去掉在地上,偏过头道:“你好好说你地,拿来给我看什么?”
林晚荣诚恳道:“我今天之所以将这个天——大的秘密告诉夫人,就是为了取信于你,让夫人不再误解于我。”
“我不管你什么‘快感炮王’。”萧夫人哪是那么好唬住的,不动声色的哼了一声:“你既是与我萧家有合约,那自然要按约执行,想跑是没门的。”
“我还没想过要跑呢。”林大人眉开眼笑道:“夫人,那我与小姐的事呢?你是不是答应了?”
“这个~~~”林晚荣犹豫了一下,正要老着脸皮说两个都要的时候,萧夫人脸色一变道:“我家玉若、玉霜,个个都是人中之凤,你若想两个都要,我劝你早些死了这门心思。玉若、玉霜,你只能娶其中一人!”
“不会吧!!!”林晚荣大惊失色,这种话岳母大人你也能说出口?你明明知道我与两位小姐都是奸情火热,为何还要从中作梗?若是真的只能娶一位小姐,那我到底是该偷大姨子还是小姨子呢?
“什么不会!!”萧夫人不满道:“你身边红颜知己众多,叫你娶她们姐妹中的一人,已是委屈了我的孩儿,你还想怎地?”
看夫人的样子甚是决绝,似乎真地要棒打鸳鸯,林大人急忙叫道:“夫人,我们再打个商量吧,不如这样,今天我给二小姐做姐夫,明天我给大小姐做妹夫,一人身兼两职,唉,辛苦就辛苦一点了,能者多劳嘛!”
今天给二小姐做姐夫,明天给大小姐做妹夫?林三话里尽是弯弯道道,夫人思索了半晌才缓过神来,顿时心火大盛,怒道:“你这无耻之人,竟想两个都要?想的倒美!我萧家两位小姐,绝不同侍一夫。是要玉霜,还是要玉若,林三,你可要思虑周全了。想好了,便备好聘礼,请徐大人做媒,正大光明上门求亲,我萧家女子,绝不做那偷偷摸摸之事。”
“啪啦”一声,夫人小脚扬起,将遗弃在地上的‘洞玄子三十六散手’踢得老远,怒而转身,扬长而去!
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