第五十七章 搞笑武将
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在这样的日子里，身为大将却被派来巡逻，淳于琼内心是拒绝的，只是军令如山，纵然他再不满，也不敢公然去违抗颜良的军令。
“那颜良，太过可恶！”坐在马背上，带着几分宿醉的淳于琼摇了摇脑袋，昨夜忍不住偷喝了一点酒，没想到却被刚刚赶来的颜良抓了个正着，更没想到的是，那颜良竟然一丝情面都不顾，直接将他贬来巡逻。
不过是一个败军之将而已，淳于琼实在咽不下这口气，他好歹也是大将，而且自中平年间就跟随在袁绍身边，这么多年下来，在袁绍身边，算是为数不多的老臣了，如今却被颜良这么一个后辈用军令来压制，心中自然十分不爽。
凉风一吹，淳于琼觉得脑袋清醒了不少，但宿醉带来的感觉也更清晰了，看了看四周，没有其他斥候队伍，淳于琼索性找了处树林边下马，靠在一棵树边坐下来休息。
“将军，若被颜良将军发现，怕是少不得又是一场责罚。”一名将士担忧的看着淳于琼，小心的看向四周。
“我会怕他！？”淳于琼冷哼一声，带出来的都是他的亲卫，也不怕有人去告状，闻言狠狠地道：“我随主公多年，他颜良若敢闹得太过，主公也不会饶了他！”
众人面面相觑，对于淳于琼此话却不怎么相信，颜良如今可是袁绍麾下第一大将，深受袁绍信任，在军中威望也绝非淳于琼可比，要收拾他，对颜良来说，恐怕不费什么事，只是这话，作为淳于琼的亲卫也不敢当这淳于琼的面说出来，免得惹得淳于琼恼羞成怒。
作为袁绍的老部下，淳于琼的地位有些尴尬河/北有四庭一柱一正梁，一柱韩猛早年被秘密派往关中，死在了长安，四庭之中，文丑死在青州，但剩下的四人，依旧牢牢占据着冀州武将的巅峰位置。
而朱灵、吕旷、吕翔、韩琼、韩莒子、蒋济、慕容平、马延、牵召这些将领不断涌现，本事都不比他差，而且作战勇猛，也使得淳于琼这种倚老卖老的老将地位更显尴尬，眼看着一个个新人不断爬到他头上，虽然淳于琼也承认这些人本事比他大，但并不代表他愿意让这些人爬到自己头上去，只是面对现实，淳于琼也只能借酒浇愁，而结果就是被袁绍渐渐疏远。
“将军，此处已经接近平阳地界，那关羽随时可能过来，我等还是莫要久留的好。”一名亲卫低声劝道。
“关羽？”淳于琼脸上毫不掩饰厌恶之色，又是一个在他之后崛起的无名之辈，他现在十分讨厌这种人。
从马背上摘下酒囊，不顾众人的劝告，一样脖子，咕嘟咕嘟的灌了好几口，冷笑道：“颜良怕他，我可不怕，当年本将军在洛阳出任西园八校之时，那关羽还不知道在那个旮旯里玩儿土呢！”
西园八校的身份，恐怕也是淳于琼如今唯一能够炫耀的东西了，毕竟在当时，论品级的话，他的地位可不比袁绍低多少。
又灌了一口酒，淳于琼豪气冲天道：“莫看那颜良小儿败在他手中，那是没遇到本将军，否则，那关羽可未必是本将军一合之敌。”
几名亲卫脸上的肌肉抽搐了几下，淳于琼一喝酒就狂的没边儿，要真有这本事，凭他当初跟袁绍的交情，也不至于如今落得被颜良当这三军之前呵斥的地步。
轰隆隆
大地突然剧烈的震颤起来，一阵闷雷声从远处传来，淳于琼等人下意识的抬头看去，却见在官道的尽头处，烟尘滚滚，如巨浪排空般朝着这边扑来，那轰隆的声响越来越近，也越来越清晰，一面关字大旗逐渐在视线中清晰起来。
“是关羽的兵马，将军，快走！”几名亲卫面色大变，连忙拉着淳于琼想要离开。
“怕什么！”淳于琼一把甩开众人，冷哼一声，翻身上马，晃了晃脑袋提起了自己的大刀，看向众人道：“以为本将军是再跟你们说笑吗？关羽又如何？且看本将军亲自斩下他的脑袋，到颜良面前去，看他还有何脸面在我面前嚣张！”
一众亲卫听得大急，淳于琼一喝酒，胆儿就肥的没边儿了，连袁绍都敢顶撞，此刻听着他的酒话，众人哪里敢当真，想要强行将淳于琼拉走时，对面的骑兵已经到了近前。
只有三五十骑，人数并不多，一众亲卫见状，心中也微微松了口气，关羽作为朝廷先锋大将，多半是不可能带着小股人马跑来的，应该跟他们一样，是朝廷的哨探。
“列阵！迎敌！”淳于琼见状胆气更壮，潇洒的一挥手，令一众亲卫列阵，他这一次虽然出来巡逻，但带的亲卫可不少，足足有两百人，对方虽然都是骑兵，但在这官道之上，也发挥不出威力来，两百亲卫，足矣将他们收拾了。
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