第一零八章 司机
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高万祥端着王金堂的那只塑料太空杯,像捧着尚方宝剑似的,亦步亦趋地跟在王金堂身后,走到车跟前,他拉开车门,等王金堂坐进去,他把水杯递上,若有所指地道:“局长,您就安心去开会,家里有我呢,反不了天”
王金堂微微颔,然后拍了拍前面的座椅,示意司机开车。
车子正要掉头呢,外面的大马路上,突然过来一辆大铲车,看样子也是要掉头,一屁股扎进卫生局的门口。
高万祥就急忙跑了过去,喝道:“干什么的,快走开,我们局长的车要出去”
车上的司机小平头,一脸凶相,恶得很,听到高万祥的话,不但不着急走,反而道:“没看我正掉头呢,催什么催,赶着去投胎吗?”
高万祥的鼻子都气歪了,这不是在咒我们局长吗,岂有此理,他真想把那司机拽下来暴打一顿,可此时不是理论的时候,王金堂的司机已经在不耐地按喇叭了。
“废什么话,赶紧把你的破车给我挪走”高万祥双手叉腰,指着那司机骂道:“要是耽误了我们局长开会,老子绝饶不了你”
“就你那小鸡样,吓唬谁呢”
司机不慌不忙地换挡,一踩油门,“轰隆隆”一声巨响,铲车猛然动了一下,然后车身一颤,动机突然停止了转动,不偏不巧,刚好趴在了卫生局的门口,将大门堵了个严严实实。
连续拧了两下钥匙,都没打着火,那司机也火了,冲高万祥骂道:“催催催,催你妈个蛋,这下你龟儿子舒坦了吧,打不着火了”
高万祥一听,差点被气晕,他还是头一次遇到如此没素质的司机呢,“老子还不信治不了你,你……你给我下来”
司机一听,拉开车门就“咚”地一声跳了下来,道:“我下来了,你要怎么着”说着话的同时,司机摆弄了两下手里的大扳手,挑衅似地看着高万祥。
高万祥有点傻眼了,坐在车上显不出来,可这司机一下车,他就被吓住了,一米八几的高个,跟一尊铁塔似地往面前一站,高万祥气势全灭,道:“我……我不跟你这种人一般见识,我给你两分钟的时间,把你的破车弄走,不然我就报警,告你影响政府机关的正常秩序。”
司机瞪了高万祥一眼,用扳手指着他,“下次叫我下车之前,先想清楚,再啰里八嗦的,耽误了老子倒车,老子绝饶不了你”
说完,司机跳上车,一遍一遍地动车子,不过看起来却是好整以暇,丝毫不着急。
王金堂在车里坐不下去了,这一耽搁,好几分钟就过去了,虽说这里距离县政府的大楼不远,但路上的时间,再加上上楼进会议室,总得要五六分钟吧,将县长最注意开会的纪律问题,今天他开会,王金堂可不敢迟到。
王金堂就放下车窗,喊道:“老高,什么情况?”
高万祥赶紧跑了回来,苦着脸道:“局长,铲车打不着火了,我正在催呢”
王金堂的气不打一处来,心说你催有个锤子用,那是铲车,又不是驴车,你催一下就会动了吗,他推门走了下来,道:“这都什么时候了,等他打着火,火都要烧到老子的屁股了”
高万祥一脸尴尬,跑回去铲车前,道:“你能不能快点啊,我们局长等着去开会呢”
“催催催,老子不比你急啊,那边一大堆活还等着老子去干呢”司机瞪着眼,“有本事你把我的车挪开啊”
高万祥一口瘀血咽到肚子里,被气得不轻,耍我呢,这履带式大铲车,就是把卫生局所有人都叫出来,也推不动。
王金堂等不了了,距离开会可就只剩下几分钟的时间了,他喊道:“高万祥,别管那铲车了,赶紧给我安排别的车,要是耽误了开会,我处分你”
高万祥灵机一动,赶紧跑到旁边的车棚里,推出一辆小巧秀气的小鸟牌电动车,“局长,用这个吧”
王金堂此时焦急万分,也顾不上什么了,他接过来就推着车要出门,铲车左右两侧各留了一道缝,刚好能让电动车通过。
推了两步,王金堂反应过来了,自己平时坐惯了小轿车,根本就没骑过这玩意啊,他一回头,黑着脸对高万祥道:“你……你去给我找个司机来”
铲车上的司机“噗嗤”一下喷了出来,哈哈大笑:“局长,你做逑怪咧,骑个破电动车,你还要配个司机。”
王金堂的脸就垮了下来,尴尬至极,确实没见过骑电动车还要司机的,可自己现在能怎么办,还不是你个害得,难道要老子跑着去开会吗。他心里恨死了铲车司机,要不是赶着去开会,他一定会好好收拾这个司机。
王金堂的司机倒是很全能,他从小车上下来,过来接手电动车,道:“局长,我会骑,我载你去”
王金堂赶着去开会,就催促道:“快,别废话了,赶紧出吧”
司机就推着电动车出了门,到了门外动起来,等王金堂坐稳,就猛蹿了出去。
王金堂比较胖,肉滚滚的身体往小鸟车上一压,顿时把司机挤得连头都伸到了车前,几乎是站在那里撅着屁股掌握方向,两人一路蹿过去,也是一道奇观,路上的人见了,都是哈哈大笑。
王金堂走了,高万祥也就没什么包袱了,看卫生局的很多人都站在楼下,他胆气大壮,跳上车,对那司机道:“你下来,你下来,今天我非处理你不可”
正要伸手拽司机呢,“轰”一声,铲车动起来了,烟囱里突然喷出来的黑烟,顿时就熏了高万祥一脸。
高万祥急忙从车上跳下来,那司机一轰油门,轰隆隆地走了,临走还骂了一句,“要不是老子还有活干,非下来锤死你不可有种你追上来”
高万祥不敢去追,一边骂,一边掏出手帕擦着脸。
院子里站了很多卫生局的人,想笑不敢笑,都觉得解气,这高万祥平时狐假虎威,人缘很差。
曾毅此时胳膊下夹着个包,闲庭信步似地走了下来,看到车子,他道:“王局长真是太客气了,还专门给我留了车,你看看,连车头都掉好了呢”
黄国青就过去拉开车门,坏笑道:“曾局长,上车,这车我会开,我来当司机”
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