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第六回 脱滞货石田长价 嗟薄命玉杵计穷

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是南极星辰归洞天。

斑衣轮着老菜子,

打拐儿公公撑一肩。

也不要忒心欢,

只恐老迈风的夫人滴溜酸。

昨宵才倒葡萄架,

只怕明日生姜又晒干。

成员外今朝若动手,

养个贤郎中状元。

成珪被这些嘲了一回。有的道:“我们今夜直吵他到天明,不许这老头子动手。”有的道:“天下人间,方便第一。成员外与你甚么冤仇,定要苦苦腾泛他?今日不动弹,少不得有来日,落得与他费嘴,不如成就他罢。”那些少年道:“说得有理,我们明日绝早来闹房罢。”

一齐散后,成珪就把门儿关上,不觉欲火大动,原来自从应许以来,两个月不近女色,不必说精力完固,一心地准备厮杀。便把被窝儿熏做香喷喷的,乜了张脸,走到熊氏身旁道:“二娘子,今日可不辛苦了!安置罢。”熊氏不敢做声。成珪道:“被儿俱已熏焕,我与你解衣何如?”

熊氏把手一推,低头朝壁坐了,竟不来理,成珪又筛了一杯茶,双手递与熊氏道:“二娘子,用一杯茶儿,这是真正雨前采的。”熊氏不好推却,接来饮了半盏,成珪把自己衣帽脱下,只把灯儿一口吹灭,便将熊氏一把搂住,连连亲了几个肥嘴,道:“我的心肝,亏你这般下得,何不早成就些!”熊氏抵死掩着那一搭儿田地。成珪没心绪将带儿细解,只必必剥剥重重拽断,熊氏只得上床,也不知员外火龙火马的干出甚么事来。有《黄莺儿》为证:

大将逞威风,夺城池,苦战攻。三军冲击前不动。飞云梯没功,襄阳炮枉轰,可奈正阳门紧闭,毫无缝。计何从?走塘的探得,止有一缕小沟道。

成珪把桅杆般的尘柄向生门边探一探,一些也不见入头,暗忖道:“终久要数含花女儿,年纪虽大,毕竟生来紧括。这一料药头,断断省不过了。”便把唾津儿抹了一把在龟头上,又去溜溜,看道:“这回定尽根的舒畅也!”便着力一拄,却直打丹田上溜去。连忙带转马头略下些,又是一拄,却直滑到尾骶骨边,几乎错进了后宰门去。只得着意款款的从中道进发,一竟像火筒粗的麻索穿钱,一些也上不得串,又想到:“未破瓜的女子,我也受用些过,并不似这般周密,难道天地间破格生这一具鼓紧的家伙与我受用?”只得又抹上许多涎唾,四围攻击一通,连那熊氏又不觉痛,又不觉痒,不知甚么体段,只索承受着他。

成珪又努力一拄,一个滑蹋,几乎把头皮都被席子擦破,连忙收设转来。不料老人家力量,只中那尘柄里,免不得呕吐出来,把熊氏浇了一肚子,熊氏只道:“老人家又不睡熟,为何早把尿都撒出来,”把手忙向头边摸出个帕儿拭净。成珪还认自己力量不济,临阵退回,并不知别样缘故,便把颈儿勾定,脚儿挽住,呼呼睡去。

少顷,醒来道:“娘子,适才一度,未及升堂入室,如今全要仗你帮衬着,必须直捣黄龙,才见今宵欢庆。”熊氏没奈何,只得听从,成珪又费药料,抹了龟身,再三又搠一番,一发没个进步,止不住躁烦起来,道:“我也并不曾见这般家伙!或者开锁似的,敢是另有一种弄法的?待我仔细摸一摸看。”把手径向那杜家村下、咎道钩边用心一探,但见:

漠漠平芜,悠悠岐路。纵不能叶比菰,也未及形同蛤蚌。说是太监,当日未经阉割去;若言处女,今番何是紧关来?没阴门,难称女子;乏阳物,不是男儿。枉教人“敲断玉钗银烛冷”,只落得“十谒朱门九不开”。

成珪下手处,便叹口气道:“是了,天绝我也!命蹇的颇多,不似成珪这般出格!千难万难,不知陪了几多下情,看了几多面皮,奇不奇,巧不巧,刚又娶着一实女儿!”

看官,你道那实女儿不阴不阳,是何缘故?却原来是先天所中的病根,旧说行经后,一日受胎为男,二日为女,至七日各以双单分男女,又以夫妇之精血盈虚卜所中,倘其交媾之时遇着天清月朗,时日吉利,父母精血和平,水火相济,那十月满足之后,生下男女,自然目秀眉清,聪明标致,痘毒不侵,诸病不染。倘交媾时犯了朔望月日,或不忌月蚀日蚀,或风雨晦暝之时,年灾月煞之夕,恣意取乐,妄行不避,那时受的娠孕,生下之时,或者缺唇,或者少指,甚至驼背跛足,眼聩耳聋,非止一件及其既犯天地凶恶之辰,又遇着男女精虚血冷之候,那子宫里本当生个男儿,却如铸造铜人的一般,铜汁少了些。若又遇那一处隔塞,便铸造不就,做了件废物,却像孩子生将下来没了前面那条家伙,时俗便把做女儿相待,无以命名便强名说是个实女儿。

那实女儿原是天下第一种废物,没人要的。也是成珪的晦气,天杀的王婆说来,中了都氏的意,都氏以为得计,也不管了成门宗嗣,害得那成珪心下岂不索然?

彼时尚未五鼓,成珪便把衣服穿了,坐在房中,哭不得,笑不得,思量道:“我院君千求万卜,要与我寻个好的,此事料不是院君主意,定是王婆,故将废人赚我财物。明日只是告他,必须判还财礼,治他个花言哄诱之罪,打他三、五十毛板,才出得我这口恶气!”踌躇了一会儿,又想道:“我又差了,我将他弄了一个更次,不能入头,还自不知道这个就理。王婆做媒,不过传言送语,通和彼此说话,难道教他探探看不成?若到官司,休说没得判还财礼,我还有个不审之罪。罢了!罢了!总之我也无子,要这许多银子也没用,只当送了熊先生;这妮子譬如我供僧供道,只索养他在家,若还娘家,被他人问及所以,反觉不雅。日常我只不进他房罢。也不必与院君告舌,量他不肯重娶一个与我。正是:命里不该金紫贵,终须林下作闲人!”叹之不已。

一头走出房门,都氏处问候已了,才走出厅,只见那些少年们,已在外边兴张作势,道:“员外起得恁早,可是卖弄手段,看头晕哩!人参汤、补肾丸可用得否?”那里得知成珪肚子里苦趣!成珪也只得假风流,虚插趣,道:“不像你们后生家,汤泡饭哩!俗话道得好:‘人老性不老,一夜直要错到晓。’昨日你们许我暖房东道,不要相赖。”

少年道:“你只养精蓄锐,准备厮杀便了,我们必不相赖。”少顷吃完暖房酒,天色已暮,成珪竟投书房中歇宿,都氏早已心照,落得相劝道:“新人房中有规矩,一个月不许独宿。今朝正该二娘子房里歇宿,莫要使旁人道我不贤。”成珪道:“虽是这等说,事有几等,不比结发夫妻。况且老人家昨宵一度,足了春情,何必定拘古板?难得院君美意,只容我书房睡罢。”都氏再不相强。成珪独自纳闷,是不必说。

次日乃是三朝之期,熊阴阳备了盒礼,央王妈妈引了翠苔,一同上门探望。王婆教翠苔先拜见了院君,然后再拜见员外,又见熊二娘子。拜见已毕,只见冷清清的,院君却像那面壁九载的达摩禅师降凡,衑着双铜铃般的眼睛,低头声也不做。那员外却像九天庙中泥塑的邓天真君,骨都张嘴,气轰轰地坐着,口也不开。

王婆暗猜道:“今当三朝之日,也该设筵备席谢媒会亲才是,为何到似冰一般冷?成员外心中不乐,固然怪他不得,老院君也该与我份体面,怎怪得汉高祖平定了六国,反把淮阴王负了?”

又想了一会,道:“哦,是了,是了,院君决是见了这翠苔姐有几分颜色,故此不乐起来。也罢,我也赚过他几两银子,今朝这个独桌,权且让还他些,不要被这两个落梅风的一齐上,老娘倒吃个乌鼻,着甚要紧。”便拽开脚步,一道烟的走开,不在话下。

自从这日,翠苔紧紧伴着熊二娘子歇宿,都氏在丈夫跟前连那不可空房的好看话也不说了。也不知都氏毕竟肯容着翠苔在家否,且听下回分解。

【总评】:

娶实女为妾,大是奇计,胜假梦者数倍。古云:小人无才,不能做小人。吾谓:妒妇无才,亦乌能为妒妇。

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