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第九回 都院君勃然嗔假印 胡主事混沌索真赃

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引首《太行路》白居易作

太行之路能摧车,若比君心是坦途;

巫峡之水能覆舟,若比君心是安流。龙腾小说ltxs520.com

君心好恶苦不长,好生毛发恶生疮。

与君结发未五载,岂期牛女为参商。

古称色衰相背弃,当时美人犹怨悔。

何况如今鸾镜中,妾颜未改君心改。

为君熏衣裳,君闻兰麝不馨香。

为君盛容饰,君看珠翠无颜色。

行路难,难重陈,人生莫作妇人身,

百年苦乐由他人。

行路难,难于山,险于水,

不独人间夫与妻,近代君臣皆如此。

君不见,左纳言,右纳史,

朝承恩,暮赐死。

行路难,不在山,不在水,

只在人情反复间。

【评】:

美人名将,老景足悲。纵我不彼负,而彼尤多怨望之思,况负之者,当如何那?成珪略披逆鳞,便撄不测之祸;胡芦提,死心畏服,即罗意外之财,个中人可稍肆其志乎?欲坦太行之险,宜以此回为鉴。

却说成珪回家,因京中客名说不相对,早发了妻子一点疑心,定要查验龟头印记。没奈何,大着胆,只得随入房中,请出前件与妻子辨认。都氏一看,便惊讶道:“你又来弄手脚了!”成珪假硬道:“胡说!又来生情,终不然谁换了去!”都氏道:“不要瞒我,只实说倒也无事,若推辞假赖,不要费了周折。”成珪道:“推辞甚来?又不曾行房,又不曾洗澡,原货缴还,有何事故?”都氏道:“只吃你嘴强,不要道老娘没眼孔,只怕辨印生,没有我的眼力!且莫屈说了你,只把原印与你比一比看,你只看这一个,那一个往来差了一二分,难道可是瞒得过的?世上顽劣的丈夫颇有,有谁似你这老奸巨猾!我也没处跟究,只罚你跪在堂前,领了二百竹片罢。”

成珪命该栏杆官符星动,只如平日甘领一二十下,也自罢了,这日偏要分清理白,希图争个扯直,以为下次立规,口中嚷嚷之声,只不服输,百般屈强。谁知真赃实犯却在前件头上,这回恼动都氏性子,教他如何自肯甘休?莫怪都氏发怒,定要究个的实,便寻条纸儿,打个印子,递与丈夫看,道:“你还是道我屈你,你只自看,差了多少?每常擦去,倒也还可恕饶,如今一竟私雕,教我怎生了得!尚且东拽西扯。不要慌,只还我个明白。”

成珪也口软了,又想出一个办法,道:“院君不记得初设之时,也曾费口几次,只因软硬之间,搅出许多口舌。今院君嗔其改样,埂岂不又涉前事?乞院君细加详察,莫要造次。”都氏道:“前番软硬,总还不出圈套,如今一发大相悬绝。我的印儿上边,原是朵并头金莲花,如今却是一朵双头牡丹花。终不然阳物会做画,即把花样都改变过了?”成珪自知没理。不敢再辩,只得纛地跪下道:“事已如此,万望院君饶这一次,今后断断不敢了!”都氏那肯放过一些,左手揪住耳朵,右手捻着胡须,拖到中堂,只要“才丁”,口中骂个不了。

周智虑着这着,恰好走来探望。远远听得吠吠之声,已知定是夫妻吵闹,便欲抽身回转。又想道:“见闹不劝,非礼也。”一头走进,正值成珪跪着受责。成珪忽见周智到来,岂不惶愧?不觉满面通红,立起身往内便走,只指望妻子口中安静,胡乱掩饰过去,谁知已被周智瞧见。周智向都氏道:“夜来员外在舍下饮酒,并无别事,不知为何又激恼了尊嫂?凡百事看在下薄面,将就些罢。”都氏正怪着周智是个教头,心下好生怀恨,又有这不在行的走来,多嘴劝这几句,惹得那都氏一片喊声的骂道:“臭乌龟!老忘八!谁不晓得你诱人犯法,教唆行使假物!我自教训丈夫,谁着你来施长说短?快请出去!”

成珪想道:“我与周君达虽是相知朋友,也要些儿体面,这些脚册手本,件件被他听去,日后如何做人?”只此一事,已是十分着恼,况兼昨夜枕儿边听翠苔说了拷打之苦,又是动气的了,复遇此时这番打骂,又且波及于人,岂不发作?便是泥塑的,原也忍不住了。便将后厅香桌儿上,气急败坏的拍着骂道:“老不贤!老嚼蛆!我总也做人不成了,被你磨折不过,只索与你拼命!只教敲断老狗脊筋,才出得我这口恶气!拼被你打死了,抛在江里去!”

都氏听见,倾天的喊道:“老杀才,学放屁!谁敢打断我的筋来?这胆略几时长的?便与你见个高低,赌个你死我活!”便虎一般赶来。成珪也不相让,揪住就打。周智那里敢劝。好一场厮打。便见:

一个气狠狠飞拳踢脚,一个猛纠纠揪头摸发。一个挺起胸脯,一个牙根咬嚼。一个辣姜巴打得乌花,一个魁栗拳钉成疙瘩。一个似跨马王孙,一个似降魔恶刹。一个要片时雪尽心中愤,一个要半点不饶目下着。两下要定高低,那管旁人笑煞。

两人搅海翻天,只是打得高兴,周智在旁只叫“利害!”众小使谁敢相劝?日常间成珪尽是惧内,这日实是怒气,未免放出疾手。女人家终是力怯,那里厮打得过?眼见得受下亏苦。量来本力不加,难以取胜,只好呼宗拔祖的叫。恰好冤家聚头,门外一官抬过。

你道此人是谁?此人姓胡,名芦提,别号爱泉。原是汀洲人氏,年纪五六十岁,不曾中得进士,亏得家兄势力,选了个抽分之职。到任未久,不谙乡音,又且耳朵是五爪金的,故此凡事胡芦提过去,一味爱的是钱,与这名号一毫无忝。

这日正去城外抽分,打从成珪门首经过,远远道子摆来,皂隶甲首只叫莫嚷,众主管惟恐惹事,即忙报道:“门前有官经过,望院君快些禁声。”都氏此时正是怒气三千丈的时候,那里怕甚么官府?便是当今皇帝老子到来,也不介意,倾天的屈,一声接一声叫将出来。众主管惊得个个面如土色,那里扯拽得住?

都氏死力奔出门外,却好官轿已抬过了,都氏抢上一步,紧紧把轿杠挽住,只是叫屈连天。胡抽分道:“我这时不管,你到有司告理去。”都氏那里肯放?胡芦提发怒道:“这妇人可恶,为些甚么屈事,来与本部饶舌?”衙役一齐帮衬道:“老爷问你甚么冤屈,快说上来!”

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