第十六回 妒气触怒于天庭 夙孽报施乎地府
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一零星等事,不敢擅定刑法,惟王上裁。
酆都道:“怎么叫做零星等事?”判官禀道:“即如揪耳、拔须、顶台、罚跪、抓肤、揸脸、摘腮、咬鼻等事,总而谓之零星。如陷夫枉受官棒,谓之诬陷,如焚香防刻、打印关防,谓之凌制。凡此种种,既无定律,以是不敢擅拟。”酆都道:“原来这恶妇,一竟竭尽人间苛法以制其夫,我何惜竭尽地狱苛刑以粉其骨!”叫鬼卒:“笞剐两条,且剩来日后销算。只将零碎一项,尽把地狱所有种种极刑,一一与那恶妇受用些!”
众鬼卒各有所司,一声喝处,两旁齐齐的摩拳擦掌。都氏无言,只得承受。可怜娇养佳人,竟作死囚形景。但见:
熟铜夹棍捎麻绳,夹碎金莲小脚跟;
浑铁拶横春笋指,断骨零皮鲜血淋。
紧紧脑箍加额上,时作包头狭一棱;
两眼睛珠齐突出,百般剧话便招承。
金钩扎出澜斑舌,两乳尖头坠石瓶;
烧得铁靴红似火,穿来因有绣鞋名。
熬就沸油千百石,锡龙缠体灌其身;
另烧小小金刚钻,直插横锥透骨疼。
两旁牙齿齐敲落,指甲将钳拔落根;
高称两手周围打,又名龙女拜观音。
上悬足胫下坠石,别号姜公钓渭滨;
四足平牵背负石,蜘蛛织网捉苍蝇。
绑在柱旁齐力锯,肉浆骨屑落纷纷;
四肢细细将来锉,撩上刀头直透心。
更有恶蛇争啖食,满天飞舞尽饥鹰;
少时锅内油花沸,一叉推入火光生。
骨酥肉化惟余发,竹器撩来复又蒸;
烧尽五毛并百骨,虿盆落处百虫侵。
豁肠剐腹寻常事,尚有当年炮烙刑;
谩言笞杖徒流绞,暂系深深十八层。
俗话说:“阎罗王的工夫,原是空的。”果然十殿冥司,人人不忙,既不饮食,又不烦恼,直看都氏受这数日刑法,竟不起身。孽风过处,都氏又复了原体。十王吩咐第一十八层阿鼻地狱鬼卒带去收管。不题。
十王计议定罪,俱各相逊,不肯擅自动笔。酆都道:“我等不须谦逊,何不竟把本犯罪款,分为十题,各阄一事,即撰判语一首,同复玉音,有何不可?”十王依议,即使分阄。
一殿楚江大王,阄得焚香限时事:
一勘得都氏,乃成珪之发妻也,生而暴戾,矫诈夙成,不曰妇道当闲,惟谓妻纲宜整。欺夫压主,模范百端。而乃以博山之器,妄焚龙脑以作规;遐岛之香,僭拟鸡筹而限刻。使其夫足才出户,便生如箭之归心;身未入门,先袒受篦之老臂。诸凡制肘,些事络头,不容寸步之悠游,几斩满门之血食。尤为不遂,吁气触天,不正典刑,律法何预!
二殿秦广大王,阄得湖中诋触事:
一勘得都氏,六旬无子,犹然虎据其夫,不容娶妾,罪已盈矣;复嗔劝勉之言,大肆喷唾之悍,甚至盘中之馔,俱为饰面之脂;席下之珍,尽作染衣之色。丈夫之供虐宜矣,他人之受欺何哉?西湖水仙,奏牍非谬,掌嘴犹辜,拔舌斯快。
三殿宋帝大王,阄得尽卖奴婢事:
一勘得都氏,因湖中之劝,妒意转猖,乃尽货其伏役之婢,使卢仝兴叹,苦无赤脚丫环;居易拥愁,为乏纤腰歌妓。然卖婢之情固轻,而绝嗣之法实重。当劓其鼻,以彰无奴。
四殿五关大王,阄得食啮臂事:
一勘得都氏,妒心已甚,暴戾极深。其夫有燃眉之忧,而伤梁武之希疗妒也。岂氏鹊性善猜,猩灵知往,察夫所志,愈炽毒肠。顾乃肆其爪牙,张其威武。拟鳄鱼之吞,不惧韩公之牒;效贪狼之噬,岂防猎者之诛。夫甘折臂,氏已快心。曲肱之枕既难,锉骨之刑未免。罪逾郄后,报等樊媭。
五殿酆都大王,阄得设印龟头事:
一勘得都氏,制夫多术,超出群妪。浪蘖雀文,妄施龟首,其毒算亦已甚矣!尔且以关防多密,使夫君必正立执绥。吾独恨造思刻深,着鬼卒须严加鞭拷。罪与假印同科,报以畜生偕类。
六殿变成大王,阄得伪娶实女事:
一勘得都氏,老淫忘耻,惟识独槽,不曰后嗣所关,惟以前桩是务。强从劝勉,伪纳石田。纵使后稷再生,虞王复世,亦无以施其耕耨之力。嫌夫空费钱财,枉耽岁月,己遂袖手之观,更得旁观之乐,尔计谐矣,吾怒剧焉!当剜其五脏,磔其百骸,为有心术者之鉴戒云。
七殿泰山府君,阄得毒打翠苔事:
一勘得都氏,因夫有旁掠之嫌,即将侍婢翠苔立时打死,尚使成茂驮抛江中。其忍心昧理,不亦甚乎?若夫贾女之香,当罪韩生之窃玉;羌胡之适,岂干蔡琰之投桃?即文君私奔,亦无鸱革之罪;而戚氏蒙恩,竟罹人彘之惨耶?翠苔虽未至死,都氏毒意已彰。合行枭示,以警世风。
八殿平等大王,阄得诬夫受拷事:
一勘得都氏,以鼠雀之愤,而肆虺蝎之毒,力工长舌,巧弄虚脾,致盲吏得以徇情,而懦夫因之破胆,陷于狼狈,波及无辜。自谓鹦鹉能言,将拟丹山之凤矣;不知蜘蛛虽巧,能知冥府之网哉?当年真快意,今日莫心焦,试历刀山之美景,再尝苦海之良宵。
九殿都市大王,阄得伪设礼数事:
一勘得都氏,枭顽绝俗,獍悍出尘,是宇宙间一妒魁也。且欲祖述前俦,垂传后世,妄效周公之制礼,辙同萧相之兴条。私创百言,僭窃无惮。废弛举世之妻纲,大乱人寰之法纪。非设礼,是越礼也;而制律,实犯律焉,宜防矫作之端,用蹈镝锋之锐。
十殿转轮大王,阄得画争座事:
一勘得都氏,悉忘女体,自谓至尊。藐夫若三尺之童;视己如九重之帝。恶条盈贯,难以具陈。即画图细事,必专左僭于夫;而昭穆大纲,直欲肇更于汝。汝之初心,既巍然矣;吾之妙用,不惬尔乎?宜变为牯牛,使肥大其体,为兽中之壮长云。
十道判语,齐齐写出,众鬼判击节称颂,两廊各殿、牛头马面都道:“磨折得有趣,判断得无私。即便过街老鼠被擒,人人称快;咬人恶犬遭诛,家家受惠。”
也不知这虔婆,还出得地狱否?且听下回分解。
【总评】:
《易》曰:“恶不积,不足以灭身。”其都氏之谓乎?吾,于其尽受冥府极刑,不能不击节称决也。观此回者,愿传语世间妒妇,幸毋视以为假,恐至真时,追悔莫及矣!
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