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第四百五十五章 装疯卖傻

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方剑明道:“你才是疯子呢。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com你刚才在我家的树上射了两箭,我还没有找你算帐呢,你居然说我是疯子。”

安妮听了,气急,道:“我还没有见过像你这样的人,我帮你挡了一箭,你非但不感谢我,还说我的不是。真是气死我了!”

方剑明学着她的口音道:“真是气死我了,你为什么要帮我挡箭,我没有叫你这么做啊,真是气死我了。”

众人听他学得惟妙惟肖,有人不禁兴,安妮一咬银牙,跺了跺脚,道:“你要送死就让你死了算了!”

方剑明嘻嘻笑道:“我活得好好的,干吗要送死?”

蒙面人听了,心中吃惊,暗道:“这小子好像是在装疯卖傻,不知道是何来路?”冷兴一声,道:“安妮小姐,这种疯子跟他理会什么,还是让我一箭让他闭嘴吧。”

说完,一连射出了三箭,安妮连射三箭,将他的箭挡开,喝道:“这是我们的家园,不许你杀人。”

蒙面人见了,心头大怒,喝道:“安妮小姐,我敬你是安都洞主的千斤,你可不要坏了老夫的兴致!”

说着,开弓就是一箭射出,安妮急忙射出一箭,却没有将对方的箭震偏,知道对方这箭万分强劲,脸上一急,喊道:“疯子,快躲!”

方剑明傻呆呆的站在原地,似乎不知道利箭即将临身,“哎哟”一声,方剑明翻了个筋斗,滚到一边去,躺在地上不动了,身上插着那只箭。

蒙面人阴笑道:“臭小子,我以为你有多大的能耐,原来也不过如此。”

话刚说完,方剑明突然从地上跃了起来,大叫道:“这是什么箭,怎么没有箭头?还给你,再射我一支。”

说完,随手一抖,从身上拿下的利箭从原路打回,去势之快,如同闪电,蒙面人吓了一跳,来不及射箭撞击,头一低,利箭从头顶一寸之处飞过,只听“哎哟”一声惨叫,那尖嘴汉子的一颗门牙顿时被射断,满嘴鲜血,疼得喊爹叫娘。

幸亏方剑明没有使出多大的量,不然,别说一颗门牙,就是一个脑袋,也得要被射穿。

蒙面人见了,大吃一惊,知道对方是一个高手,但他没有怕对方之意,喝道:“原来阁下是在装疯卖傻。好!再吃老夫几箭。”

一连射出了六箭,六箭连环,呼啸着向方剑明飞去。

方剑明“哈哈”一声大笑,捡起地上的石子,迅速仍出,嘴里笑嘻嘻的道:“射不着,射不着……”

眼看五箭均被石子击落,第六颗石子似乎仍歪了,最后一只箭电闪般射到方剑明头部。

方剑明的脑袋猛地一歪,翻了个跟头,众人见了,发出惊呼,不少女孩子发出尖叫,不敢再看。安妮更是粉拳紧握,一脸紧张。

突然,方剑明一个鱼跃跳起,转过脸来,嘴上刁着那只利箭,张嘴一吐,笑道:“你请我吃箭吗?现在我已经吃了,只是这箭不合口味,来而不往非礼也,我请你吃石子。”

屈指一弹,夹在指间的一块小石子飞出。蒙面人想不到方剑明的身手竟会这般敏捷,出手又是这般的快,一不留神,险些被石子打伤,脸上的面罩被石子带起的劲风,掀开了一半,却被他及时拉下,冷哼了一声,道:“臭小子,咱们的这个梁子算是结下了!”

转身道:“朗拉公子,人家有高手相助,我们还是走吧。”

朗拉见他吃了亏,知道今日再难以捣乱下去,只得狠狠的瞪了先前唱山歌的哪个苗家青年一眼,带着一干手下走了。

众人见他们被方剑明吓走,跑下山来感谢。

安妮拉着先前唱歌的苗家姑娘跑在最前头,一点也不像个女孩子家的样儿。方剑明见他们如此热情,心中吓了一跳。

安妮跑到他面前,上下打量了他一眼,笑问道:“疯子,你是那里的人?我怎么从来没有见过你?你的武功真是棒极了!”

方剑明笑呵呵的道:“你又是那里的人?我怎么没有看见过你?”

有人喝道:“大胆,你知道安妮小姐是什么人吗?”原来是一个苗兵。

方剑明耸耸肩,道:“她是谁不管我的事,我只知道我的树被你们弄断了,我要你们赔来。”

众人不知道他是真傻还是假傻。若是真傻,怎么会有这般好的身手,若是假傻,说话一点也不正经。

安乌与那个唱歌的苗家青年并排走上来,将他仔细的看了一下,都不认得方剑明,安乌道:“多谢壮士帮我们打跑了朗拉这个混蛋。”

方剑明道:“我没有打他们,脚长在他们身上,他们想去那里,是他们的事。对了,你们是什么人呀?”

安妮抢着回答道:“我叫安妮,这是我的好朋友罗莎,他是我的哥哥安乌,他是我的好朋友孟基,其他人都是我的族人。你叫什么名字?”

方剑明心中暗道:“我的名字现在可不能告诉你。”口中道:“啊,原来是你们。我的名字,你刚才不是说对了吗?我就叫疯子,疯子就是我。”

安妮气得跺了跺脚,道:“哪有叫疯子的,真是气死我了!”

方剑明一本正经的道:“真是气死我了,我为什么就不能叫疯子?疯子有什么不好?”

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