第二百八十八章 猪八戒敲竹杠
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“你们不一块吃点？”丁香戳了戳粥和馒头，“我做了不少，厨房里还有剩！！”
“不要！”x3
沉香、八太子、小玉异口同声地谢绝道，沉香和小玉肚子并不是很饿，所以对白馒头和清粥，并没有食欲。
而八太子贵为“东海龙太子”，平日大鱼大肉，山珍海味，肚子再饿，对于这种“寡淡无味”的素食，也不会有任何兴趣……指望一头龙，爱吃素，可能吗？
丁香看到他们对自己的手艺，近乎无视，气鼓鼓地想道“如果不是厨房里，就剩下面粉和大米，我才不会做这种东西呢！”
过了一刻钟
林川吃饱喝足，正准备躺下去，继续睡觉，丁香端着碗筷托盘，正准备出去，门外突然传来刺耳尖叫，“妖怪啊！！”
沉香、小玉、八太子，手里拿着些水果，糕点，失魂落魄地从门外冲了进来，“林大哥，丁香，我们快跑！这里有妖怪啊”
看到他们的慌张模样，林川顿时明白了情况，定是他们偷糕点供品的时候，被猪八戒这个主人逮住了。
“唉你们忙，我继续睡一会儿！”林川完全没有理会他们，自顾自地倒头就睡，昨晚因为老狐狸精的原因，导致他一宿没睡，……为了身体健康，必须要补个回笼觉。
而丁香看到林川懒散的作态，似乎察觉到什么，急忙向沉香等人问道，“你们说的妖怪，到底是什么啊？”
“猪妖！好大好大的猪妖！”小玉一脸后怕地拍拍胸脯，心有余悸地回答道。
沉香在一旁附和，“对，没错，那猪妖凶神恶煞的，还有一柄老大的恶耙子，正朝这边跑过来呢！”
“你们不是都有法力吗？为什么连个猪妖也打不过？”丁香顿时纳闷了，沉香仅仅是金丹境界，法力不强，但八太子和小玉，那可都是“货真价实”的人仙初期高手，怎会如此不堪？？
“你不知道……据我观察，那猪妖少说也有天仙修为，咱们还是快跑吧！额，林大哥，你怎么还睡得这么踏实？”八太子看到林川那副“好吃懒做”的松懒模样，招呼众人，准备扛起林川跑路。
就在这时，门外陡然出现一道高大魁梧的身影，来人喝道“哼哼吃了我的饭，睡了我床，还骂了我的人！想跑？你们给我跑一个试试？？”
这人手持一柄造型奇特的九齿钉耙，一袭宽大的乳白黄纹袍，袒胸露乳，猪鼻猪耳，一头碎乱的小辫子，既憨厚又喜感！！
沉香见门口被猪妖堵死，只好弱弱地哀求道“这位……猪妖大叔！你就放我们一码吧”
那肥头大耳的猪头胖子，啐了沉香一脸，骂道，“我呸！你才是猪妖，你全家都是猪妖！”
沉香一听，赶紧顺着说道，“哦，那你能不能，先把猪头面罩拿下来，我知道，你在这荒郊野外，当一个看庙的，也挺不容易的，我们也算是不打不相识，不如……”
“看庙的？？还猪头？……我告诉你，我乃西天如来佛祖，亲封的‘净坛使者’！！”气呼呼地说完，猪八戒还故作潇洒地甩了甩脑袋，将小辫子高高扬起，摆出一副世外高人的模样。
“哈哈还净坛使者，我从来没听说过，告诉你，本太子住你的庙，是看得起你，我这一住，你这庙可就值钱了！”听是“西天佛门中人”，顿时趾高气扬起来。
西天灵山，虽然高手如云，在三界之中地位然，但四海龙族掌管四海，也不是什么弱者，一个听都没听过的“净坛使者”，想必没什么背景，以他东海龙族的名头，欺负也就欺负了！
“太子？你是哪家的太子？？”猪八戒眯着眼，冷冷地质问道。
“告诉你，诶……站稳了，我乃东海龙宫八太子敖春是也！知道怕了吧”
“敖春是吧！”猪听，不怒反笑道“老龙王的儿子，就这么大的口气是吧，好，很好！”
接着他深吸一口气，走到敖春身前，忽然对准他的耳朵，暴喝道“别说是你了，就是敖广，他也不敢白吃白喝白拿我的东西！”
猪八戒当年可是天庭的天蓬元帅，掌管天河十万水兵，天庭水部，是天庭上有数的实权大元帅，四海龙族底蕴深厚，但名义上归附天庭，属于天庭水部管辖。
猪八戒当初和四海龙王，同辈论交，关系不错，如今敖春拿龙族的名头耀武扬威，猪点都不害怕。
牛气十足的说完这话，猪八戒转身暗道“嘿嘿，老龙王的儿子，这下有便宜占了！”
四海龙王，以东海龙王敖广为，但敖广性格厚道本分，东海龙宫，富得流油，猪八戒当初可没少从老龙王手里弄东西。
如今正好碰上敖广的八儿子，在他庙里，又吃又喝又睡的，猪八戒逮住这个机会，自然要狠狠地敲一笔竹杠，毕竟他和老龙王，可是数百年没见面了。
猪八戒这般有恃无恐的神态，敖春顿时明白，自己感情是踢到铁板了，沉香赶紧圆场，道“前辈前辈，原来你和东海是老熟人啊那就好办了！”
猪八戒大声反驳道，“熟人？别和我拉关系！谁和他是熟人！”
要是真把这“熟人”的名分定下来，那猪八戒就变成敖春的长辈了，到时候，因为“侄子”敖春这点事，向东海龙宫“敲竹杠，打秋风”，可就有点不合适了。
所以，猪八戒板起脸，铁了心，要和敖春划清界限，再从敖广老龙王手里，扣些好处……以龙族的富庶程度，只要从指甲缝里漏出来一点，都够他老猪享受几年的了。
“我的天！你们到底有完没完，本公子我还要睡觉呢！”
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