第二百八十九章 哮天犬与狗肉(上)
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八太子:“……”
猪八戒:“……”
隐藏在暗处的林川:“……”
“啊丁香你怎么了,难道昨天的内伤,又复了?沉香你快去找林大哥去!”唯有心思单纯的小玉,因为其他人没有将计划告诉她,看到丁香突然哇哇大叫,真以为是丁香‘内伤复’!
猪八戒见状,只能冷哼一声,继续专心吃喝。
片刻之后,沉香、林川、小玉、八太子、丁香,围坐在另一张桌子上,桌面上摆满了各式美味,爆炒羊肉,羊肉汤,孜然羊肉串,狗肉煲,白切羊肉,羊肉包子,狗肉包子……五人面前,各放着一碗满满当当的羊汤面条。
“开吃吧!”作为主厨的林川,轻咳一声,隐晦地瞥了一眼旁边的猪八戒,故意大声说道。
“全是荤的,居然全是好吃的肉菜!简直是要馋死我老猪啊”猪八戒看到林川那一桌,吃的“有滋有味”,不知为何,自己这桌绝世素斋,顿时没滋味。
猪八戒被贬下凡,依旧喝酒吃肉,要不是因为观音菩萨,逼着他“拜唐僧为师,师徒四人西天取经”,猪八戒才不会整天“青菜萝卜”,再到后来,如来佛祖,因为他保护唐僧有功,所以封了他一个“净坛使者”,因此猪八戒只能吃素,吃素,再吃素……
猪八戒几百年没尝过肉味,今天先是被可口素斋,吊起食欲,接着看到色香味俱全的肉席,心里像猫挠似的,饥.渴难耐。
“阿弥陀佛,阿弥陀佛!”猪边吃着素斋,一边在心里默念佛号,努力让自己平心静气……
“小玉,快把那辣椒递给我,这东西拌在面里,真好吃!”
“给你,沉香,你知不知道,这个辣椒里,究竟放了什么东西,味道真好……”小玉递了过去,好奇问道。
将林川笑而不语的模样,沉香摇了摇头,“我哪知道啊”
丁香顿时得意洋洋的炫耀道,“这是我师傅的独门秘诀,你们怎么会知道……对了,让我也试试,哇哇!真好吃”
辛辣扑鼻,浓郁奇异的辣椒香味,不停地钻进猪八戒的鼻子里,猪八戒忍不住咽了咽口水,暗想,“虽说我老猪不能吃肉,但来点辣椒拌在面里,不过分吧反正辣椒不是荤的!”
想到这里,猪八戒眼冒绿光,豁然起身,大步流星地冲了过去,不由分说地躲过那碗鲜红诱人的辣椒,满心欢喜地溜了回去。
“嘿嘿,到手了!”猪八戒将那碗辣椒,一股脑往自己的面碗里倒进去大半,大口大口的吞咽,猪八戒赞叹不已,“这辣椒拌在素面里,还真是好吃!油光汪汪的红油素面,太合老猪的胃口。”
不对!油光??
猪八戒突然转身,现林川面带笑意,猪八戒本能的感到不对,“这辣椒酱里的油,应该,应该是菜油吧?”
“咳咳”林川一本正经地说道“正所谓原汤化原食,羊肉也不例外,这份辣椒酱,我用了十八种秘制香料,混合上等辣椒,再浇上新熬的滚烫羊油,……”
“羊……羊油?”猪八戒听到这里,不禁打了哆嗦,“这真是羊油做的?”
得到林川的再度肯定,猪八戒差点没哭出来,几百年了,整整几百年,不吃荤腥,滴酒不沾,……没想到今天,居然破戒了!
看到猪八戒越不善的凶狠眼神,八太子赶紧解围道“猪前辈,反正你已经破戒了,要不您和我们一块吃点吧?”
“吃,吃,我吃你的头啊”猪八戒气急败坏地吼道。
林川故意抓了一个狗肉包子,慢条斯理地咬了一口,露出里面大块的香焖狗肉馅,一边吃,林川一边好声好气地解释道,“您看你之所以破戒,是因为我们几个耍诈,也不是您的错……”
猪八戒闻着空气里的狗肉包子味,顿时移不开目光,只是下意识地嗯了一声,林川心中一喜,继续道“既然你已经开了荤,不如趁机大吃一顿,反正吃一口羊油也是吃,吃一桌也是吃,更何况,这是我们诱导你吃的,你不算是主动破戒,就算是佛祖也不会怪你。”
如此“狗屁不通”的歪理,若放在平时,猪准能看出破绽,但此刻他被“狗肉包子”迷了眼,居然鬼使神差地应了下来,跑到林川那桌坐下,开始胡吃海嚼。
看到猪八戒大嚼狗肉,林川投给沉香和个眼神,两人悄悄地离开饭厅,……林川和小玉丁香,坐在一旁,时不时给猪八戒夹菜。
“不好了!救命啊有人来砸庙了!”猪八戒正吃得起劲,八太子和沉香慌里慌张地跑了进来。
“奥呜奥呜!好吃,林兄弟你这手艺,真是举世无双!”猪八戒仍旧沉浸在口腹之欲中,完全没听清沉香和把太子的呼喊。
“猪前辈有人要砸的庙!”林川白了白双眼,凑到猪句,“再不出去看看,你这净坛庙就要保不住了!”
这下猪八戒终于听清楚了,“什么!!是谁?好大的胆子,居然敢来我净坛庙找事?”
“我们也不知道,我们吃饱了,正在正殿门口散步,突然闯进来一个拿骨头的高手,那人凶神恶煞的,直接跑进大雄宝殿,对桌上的贡品,又吃又砸的!”
“是啊要不是我和沉香跑得快,说不定早就被他现了!”八太子从旁附和道。
“什么?岂有此理!”净坛庙可是猪八戒的自家老巢,听到家里快被人砸烂了,随手将几个包子揣在怀里,大步流星地朝正殿飞奔而去。
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