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第三百零三章 峨眉圣佛洞

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众人恍然大悟,原来孙悟空早就躲在一旁偷听,眼下这般说辞,想必为了报复猪八戒说他的坏话!!

“给我放开,孙悟空咱们这么多年没见,你一见面就动手!”猪八戒被孙悟空揪住耳朵,只觉脸面大失,赶紧甩开孙悟空的爪子,并挺着大肚子,怒气冲冲的喝道,“你二大爷家的妖怪,怎么一见面就要打要杀的,来,你打啊!打呀!”

孙悟空看到猪八戒如此恼羞成怒,嘿嘿一笑,“哦!我当是谁?原来是高老庄的女婿来了??”

猪八戒被贬下凡,取经之前,曾入赘高老庄,这么多年过去,孙悟空还是经常拿这事和猪八戒打趣。

“都是些陈芝麻烂谷子的事了,你还说这些干什么?”猪八戒,肥乎乎的猪脸,罕见地闪过一丝红晕,直把人雷得“外焦里嫩”。

“找俺老孙有什么事?”孙悟空心思机敏,看到猪八戒身旁的几人,想起几日前,玉皇大帝,突然找他上天,喝酒吃桃,并郑重其事地要他不得收沉香为徒。

稍加思索,孙悟空自然猜到猪八戒,此番前来的意图!!

猪八戒脑子一转,露出一副憨厚老实的笑容,“嘿嘿!咱们兄弟一别三年,师弟我不是想你了吗?我可是一直牵挂着你呢!”

孙悟空自然不会被猪八戒的几句迷魂汤唬住,没好气地笑道“切你少来,你还会想我??别说胡话了。”

猪八戒见火候差不多了,指了指一旁的沉香,笑道“师兄你看,这是我新收的徒弟,沉香,不成器,你帮忙调教调教,到时候也算是你的徒弟!”

没等孙悟空说话,猪八戒赶紧拉起沉香,让他赶紧跪下拜师,“快,快拜见你的新师傅!!”别看猪八戒平日里,一副蠢笨惫懒的模样,但他好歹也当过天庭大员,心思自然不会简单。

只要沉香一跪一拜,行过拜师礼,孙悟空的师傅名分,就彻底坐实了,到时孙悟空赖都赖不掉,毕竟宝莲灯世界的风俗习惯与华国古代,极为相似,天地君亲师,一日为师,终身为父,……

但孙悟空打了个激灵,眼疾手快,迅速托住弯腿的沉香!

见沉香没跪成功,孙悟空赶紧闪到一边,连连摆手,“哎!老孙自由自在,才没那闲工夫,要教徒弟啊你自己教去吧,我才不伺候呢!”

孙悟空和玉皇大帝,有言在先,绝不收沉香为徒,孙悟空好歹也是西方佛门的斗战胜佛,算是佛门大能之一,若是出尔反尔,这叫他齐天大圣、斗战胜佛的脸面,往哪里搁?

沉香的母亲三圣母,是玉帝的亲外甥女,她与凡人私通生下沉香,沉香四处找人拜师学艺,上天庭为三圣母讨一个公道,这事归根到底,是玉皇大帝的家事,丑事!

正所谓“清官难断家务事”,以孙悟空的利索性子,自然不会自讨麻烦,孙悟空很清楚,一旦插手这件事情,麻烦就会和牛皮糖一样,主动上身,到时候甩都甩不开。

“俺老孙,业已成佛,要专心悟道,早就不收徒弟了!”说完这话,孙悟空一甩袖子,冷冰冰地转过身去。

“这话听着都新鲜?什么叫成了佛,就不收徒了,你看看人家观音、文殊、普贤这些大菩萨,还有还有,如来佛祖,成佛之后,弟子那是成千上万,遍布三界!”猪八戒一听,立刻开始“引经据典”,拿出各种佛门大能的例子,那叫一个口齿伶俐,舌绽金莲。

丁香暗中戳了戳林川,小声道“师傅你看,猪八戒一遇到正事,居然这么能说,我以前还真是小看他了。”

林川被丁香的话逗乐了,回道“人家曾经是天庭的天蓬元帅,那可是天庭的实权元帅,能爬上那个位子,当然不是什么简单货色。”

不过孙悟空自打成佛之后,定力极高,任凭猪八戒,口若悬河,说得嘴巴都干了,孙悟空还是没有半点退步商量的意思。

猪八戒看到孙悟空软硬不吃的态度,怒道“我再问你最后一句话,这徒弟你是收还是不收?”

“哼!不收,不收,就是不收,总而言之,老孙我就是不收!”说完这话,孙悟空瞬间化为一道金光,以迅雷不及掩耳之势,钻回圣佛洞。

“哼!”沉香脸上一青一白,似乎被孙悟空的骄纵态度惹怒,一气之下,转身就走,猪八戒见状,赶紧追了上去。

“诶诶!丁香你干什么去?”林川拦住焦急的丁香,平淡说道。

“追沉香啊!”

林川无奈地翻了翻白眼,心中腹语“不愧是位面主角,就算是耍小孩子脾气,也能让所有人围着他,哄着他!”

猪八戒为了帮沉香,费尽口角,绞尽脑汁,而沉香这个当事人倒好,居然被孙悟空几句话,瞬间激怒,扭头就走!!

要不是猪脚光环的笼罩,还有二郎神拼了老命的充当恶人,以沉香这种浮躁骄傲的心性,别说修改天条,劈山救母,就算是自保也是问题!

“你就放心好了!猪八戒一定会把沉香劝回来的,而且就算你过去,也帮不上什么忙,说起来,二郎神他们那帮人,也差不多要来了。”

“啊?二郎神也来了?那我们可怎么办呐?”丁香一听到二郎神的名字,不禁打了个寒颤,自从与沉香认识以来,二郎神一直就是沉香等人的噩梦。

“放心,你师傅我这段时间的闭关,可不是白闭的,此刻就算是二郎神,短时间内也不一定能拿下我!”林川说起这半年来的进展,脸上不仅流露出一丝骄傲的神采。

丁香听到林川的话,忐忑不安的心情,居然很快平静下来,在这位“神通广大、高深莫测”的师傅,丁香总会情不自禁地升起浓浓安全感、眷恋感,以及……

事情果然不出林川的预料,两人呆在圣佛洞附近,没过多久,哮天犬就拼了命地追着沉香,冲了过来,林川赶紧招呼丁香,在附近躲了起来。

“你别跑!给我站住!!”<();

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