第四百一十三章 把你们郡守给我叫过来!
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第四百一十三章把你们郡守给我叫过来!
看到刘邦“小人得志”般的嘴脸,为的那个衙役,当然知道是什么情况,但是想起平日里,刘邦和自家上司关系极好,并不敢得罪,“遇上这个痞子,算你们两小子倒霉!”
只见他抽出官刀,凶神恶煞的冲着林川、易小川喊道“你们两人,好大的胆子,居然敢当众毒打秦国官吏,是想造反不成,兄弟们,给我把这两个贼子锁到衙门里去!”
说着,身后的几个衙役,从怀里掏出两副手铐,不由分说地给“未及反抗”的林川和易小川拷上,被人锁住双手,易小川这才反应过来,大呼大叫道“你们这些官差,干什么?明明是这个痞子无赖闹事,你们抓我们两个人干什么!!”
“唉~!又是两个无辜的外乡人呐~~”
“这刘三,真是作孽!”
“小声点,要是让他听见,说不定什么时候,还会报复咱们呢!”“说的是啊~咱还是快走吧!”……看到衙役官差的出现,四周围观的百姓,看到刘邦狰狞的狂笑,纷纷离开散去。最新地址ltxsba.info
没一会儿功夫,原地就只剩下林川、易小川、刘邦、樊哙,以及几个身强力壮的衙役官差,樊哙看到这般情景,忍不住对刘邦乞求道“我说刘邦啊!依我看这事就这么算了吧,你也别……”
“不!这小子居然敢给我巴掌,这事没完,我让他配充军,砍头没命!~”刘邦捂着红红的脸颊,眼神满是怨毒阴狠。
刘邦给为衙役一个隐晦的眼神,领班衙役,顿时会意,示威似地挥舞两下鞭子,恶狠狠的威胁道,“别废话了,你们两个跟我走一趟!”
易小川心中一急,正准备动手反击,但忽然耳边响起一道缥缈熟悉的声音,“小川!稍安勿躁,我自有脱身的办法!”易小川疑惑的看了一眼四周,只见其他人似乎根本没有听到这句话。
这时,林川隐晦地扯了扯易小川的衣袖,与此同时,这道神秘声音,再度在易小川耳边响起,“诶!看着什么呐?是我用传音入密,和你说话,你的通缉犯身份,不用担心,我们两个按兵不动,去县衙看看吧!”
原本易小川还因为自己“官府通缉犯”的身份纠结犹豫,但听到林川如此安慰,心中虽然疑云密布,但还是下意识的相信了林川话,……
沛县县衙大堂
虽说是秦朝时期的朝廷县衙,但布置构局却和后世明清古装剧里的朝廷县衙,有些相似,一块明镜高悬的牌匾悬挂房梁,堂上县令大人,跪坐于案几前,左右两侧各站着七.八个手持杀威棒的县尉衙役。
此时刘邦、樊哙站在一侧,林川和易小川立在堂中央!
县令沉声喝道“堂下何人,居然敢当众袭击我大秦泗水亭长,你们可知道,按照大秦律例,凡有恶意袭击朝廷官吏者,车裂,夷三族吗?”
易小川顿时气急,张口就道,“他算什么朝廷官吏,这个无赖,趁着我和……”
“放肆!公堂之上,岂容你撒野,来人呐~先给我张嘴二十!”刘邦是当地青皮,但他极会做人,平日里在衙门上下,混得如鱼得水,再加上县衙主簿萧何和刘邦的交情甚好,因此县令常常会考虑到萧何的面子,放刘邦一马。
但今天的情况,与平日相比又极为不同,往日都是刘邦坑蒙拐骗,欺压良善,需要县衙众人,帮忙大事化小,小事化了,但今天的事情,居然是这两人当众“殴打”刘邦。
这件事情,可大可小,往轻往小了说,是刘邦行骗未果,遭人报复,但刘邦偏偏不是普通百姓,好歹也是一个“泗水亭长”,算是秦朝基层官吏。
所以,这件事情,一旦闹大,那就变成了相当严重的大事,殴打袭击秦朝官吏,按照秦国律法,形同谋逆造反,这已经不是简简单单的赔钱,就能了账的。
听到县令下令掌嘴,刘邦心中窃喜,站了出来,无比委屈地道“大人!……我与这两人,素未谋面,却遭他们的毒手,还请大人为我做主,您看看我的脸,都肿成什么样子了!”
易小川听到刘邦与县令沆瀣一气的模样,心中不禁有些慌乱,毕竟今天的事情,确实是他先出手的,再加上他自己“官府通缉犯”的身份,面对庞然大物般的大秦帝国,哪怕作为穿越者的易小川,也忍不住有些胆怯。
这时,林川终于有了动作,只见他轻轻踏前一步,手掌一翻,也不知用了什么法子,变出一个精致古朴的令牌,随手扔到县令面前,冷声道“沛县县令是吗?从现在开始,你被撤职了,还有把你们郡守给我叫过来,……”
林川此话一出,全场陷入空前沉寂,鸦雀无声,过了数秒,整个公堂上爆出一阵轰然大笑,无论是县令、刘邦,还是县衙官差,各个都用一种看傻子的目光,嘲笑林川。
刘邦忍不住嘲讽道“你以为你是谁啊?要撤县令大人的职位,还要让郡守大人,亲自过来,哈哈!你难道犯了癔症,以为自己是始皇帝陛下??”
易小川也有些挂不住面子,拉拉林川的袖子,小声道“林兄弟,你还是甭说了,我们还是想想办法打出县衙好了!”
但林川完全没有将这些放在心上,随口说道“县令大人,你最好看清楚令牌再说,别怪我没提醒过你哟!”
“哼!你这个狂妄自大的刁民,简直是……”说着县令随意的拿起令牌,正准备将这个牌子,砸回林川脸上,但刚一抓起令牌,县令就察觉到异样,“居然是纯金做的,……不对,这是,这是!!!”
一瞬间,原本得意洋洋的县令,仿佛被人施了定身法,楞在原地,一动不动,刘邦看到县令眼中的惊骇之色,心中忍不住闪过一丝奇怪的念头,“难道这令牌有什么古怪??”
但旋即刘邦就否定了这个念头,“不对不对,这怎么可能,沛县这种乡下小地方,怎么会有大人物,再说了,哪个权贵,会屈尊降贵,跑到路边肉摊,吃起狗肉来?”
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