第四百一十八章 酒仙癫医
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“客官!您是打尖还是住店啊?”
“小二哥,我是想点一道叫‘番茄炒蛋’的菜!”这少女脸色紧张的问道,“我听人说,你们这家店的大厨,厨艺高超,什么菜都能做出来。”
若换做几天前,店小二绝对趾高气昂,对大厨高要各种吹捧,但经过林川的深刻教训,店小二再也不敢口出狂言,乖乖的回道“我家大厨虽然会做各种稀奇古怪的菜式,我可以帮忙问问,……”
“好!多谢小二哥了”
但就在这时,一道熟悉的声音,忽然在吕素身后响起,“吕姑娘,我们又见面了,……”吕素下意识的扭头一看,竟然是多日不见的林公子。
“林公子,你怎么会在这里?”
林川摸摸鼻子,回道“这个嘛,说来话长,小川最近怎么样了,有没有得病受伤啥的啊??”此话一出,吕素顿时双眼一红,哭的泣不成声。
在吕素断断续续的解释中,林川这才得知事情的来龙去脉,与林川意料的一样,林川走后,于县令、刘邦、萧何三人的职位,全部被撤,不仅如此,刘邦,于县令还被冠上“长城徭役领队”的身份。
易小川因为吕家姐妹的纠缠,苦不堪言,索性和这些人一道出发,前往咸阳,接下去的事情,就和原著中一模一样,吕素乔装打扮,追赶易小川,而易小川连夜出走,却不想身染瘟疫。
“喂!高要,小川来了。”听完吕素的解释,林川自顾自的走到客栈后厨,没头没脑的吼了一句。
“什么?小川??小川来了?哎呀~~~小川,你终于来了。”不到一息的功夫,厨房深处猛地窜出一道黑影,定睛一看,正是高要。
看到高要如同深山怪人一样的装扮,吕素心中一跳,忍不住后退几步,林川见状,赶紧解释道“咳咳,吕姑娘,这是高要,他是小川的至交好友,现在他是这家客栈的大厨。高要!这是吕素吕姑娘,她是小川的……好朋友!”
林川联想到高要的妹妹高岚,是易小川在21世纪的女朋友,为了避免易小川后院着火,林川避重就轻的隐瞒了最关键的旁枝末节。
“哦!你好你好,我是高要,小川的好哥们!”高要下意识的伸出手来,想要握手,但一想起这里不是21世纪,于是赶紧缩手,尴尬笑道“嘿嘿,不好意思,我们那边和陌生初次见面,习惯握手!”
“哦!原来如此,不对,我这次来的目的,就是想请高先生,做一道番茄炒蛋!”看到高要傻愣愣的模样,吕素连忙解释道“小川现如今危在旦夕,他最后的心愿就是再吃一次番茄炒蛋。”
看到高要惨白的脸色,林川忍不住锤了高要一拳,道“想什么呢?有本神医在,小川还能死了不成,就算是死了,我叶良辰,呸!我林大神医也有一百种方法,让他起死回生!”
这话听着狂妄,但对林川而言,确实真真切切的大实话。
“啥?老林/林公子,你还会医术?”吕素、高要,吃惊ing……
林川微微一仰脑袋,顺势从系统空间里摸出一柄白折扇,浑身弥漫出一股缥缈出尘的气质,用一种极为高傲语气说道“这是当然,普天之下,还没有我救不回来的人!”
“真的假的?”现代人出身的高要,看到林川的自吹自擂的神色,下意识的联想到神棍、骗子等等名词,只见高要偷偷摸摸的凑到吕素身旁,低声道“吕姑娘,我们还是另外找医生救人吧,这个老林的医术,我看不太靠谱啊~”
“我觉得也是,小川也从来没说起过林公子会医术的事情!”吕素同样抱着这样的想法,……额,貌似林川刚才的逼,装的有点大!
“喂!你们不要把我当聋子好吗?你们两个居然敢怀疑我的医术,简直,简直,……”简直了好久,林川还是没想到形容词,最终只能气愤填膺的接了一句“好气啊~~”
就在林川、吕素、高要三人议论纷纷的时候,一道不屑的声音,从客栈角落传来,“哼哼!你小子师出何门,居然敢如此大言不惭,还起死回生,你干嘛不说自己能上天入地啊?”
看到吕素、高要两人的不信任,林川本就已经有点动火,此时此刻,又听到有人在嘲讽自己医术,怒火终于显现出来,“谁~是谁在哪里,有胆子的,给我出来!”
“嗝~~是我!你……你你奈我何?”顺着林川手指的方向,只见客栈角落,突然站起一个酒气熏天的糟老头子,一身颓废装束,不修边幅,花白头发,从头到脚,怎么看都是一个再寻常不过的老酒鬼。
看到对方这般装束,林川忽然反应过来,细细打量对方,呵呵!居然是人族武者,修为还不低,已经有合体中后期,不!是合体巅峰修为,按照大秦帝国的武力水平,这个老家伙,完全称得上是一个“隐士高人”。
“我知道了!你就是崔文子,那个酒鬼庸医!”林川撇撇嘴,一口道破对方的来历身份,神话原著中,就是这个崔文子用黑风马血和天星粉末,调配出真正的长生不老药。
“没错,就是老夫!额?呸!你才是酒鬼庸医,老夫是传说中酒仙癫医,你个小屁孩,也敢自称神医,简直是不知天高地!”崔文子见林川一口道破自家来历跟脚,浑浊迷茫的醉眼中,闪过一丝精光,但旋即隐匿不见。
林川正准备用自己的武力值和医术值好好“教育”一下,这个糟老头,什么叫做人外有人,天外有天,而身旁的吕素、高要两人,却继续窃窃私语。
“我这些天,已经找遍了周围的名医,但所有医生都说,小川的病,无药可救,让我准备后事!”
“什么?真的假的,如此说来,难道我们真的要把小川的命,交给他们两个人?我怎么觉得他们两个人,都不靠谱啊!”
“但是,如今我们已经没有其他选择了,只能希望这两位的医术,……”
“唉!好吧,只能死马当活马医了!”高要垂头丧气的摇摇头,有些无奈的叹气道,但两人的合理揣测,放在林川和崔文子眼里,就是“彻头彻尾的深深藐视”。
当世无双的两大神医,居然被人当成江湖骗子!(未完待续。)
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