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第四百四十七章 招安花果山

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第四百四十七章招安花果山

玉皇大帝,嘴上虽然没说什么,但心里显然对敖广“浮夸至极”的演技说辞,十分不满,不过是一场演给天地众生看看的把戏,你至于这么夸张吗?

敖广老龙王,看出玉皇大帝眼底的不痛快,隐晦的扬了扬脖子,随意一礼,转身离开,不管你乐不乐意,反正咱龙族的任务,已经完成了!

接着,玉皇大帝朝下方的葛仙翁天师,瞪了一眼,接到暗号的葛天师,赶紧站了出来,启奏道“陛下!有地府冥司,十殿阎罗之秦广王启奏!”

“传……”经过敖广的闹腾,玉皇大帝的脸色,有些难看,只是从嘴里生硬的蹦出一个字眼,人精似的太白金星,一眼就看出玉皇大帝的情绪,于是清清嗓子,朝外面传召起来。最新地址ltxsba.xyzΩ

和敖广一样,黑须黑,凶神恶煞的秦广王,身着黑红威严的王袍,迈着沉稳的步伐,从殿外走来,依旧是恭敬一礼,只见秦广王,换上一副义正言辞的凛然之色。

“幽冥境界,乃天地之阴司。天有神而地有鬼,阴阳转轮,禽有生而兽有死,反复雌雄。……生生化化,孕女成男,此自然之数,不能易也。”

好吧!人家龙王,好歹一开口就直奔主题,说起孙悟空大闹四海的场景,但你地府阎王倒好,不说孙悟空如何大闹地府,扰乱六道轮回,先来上一套“正儿八经”“神神叨叨”的幽冥地府的文言介绍。

东海龙王,一篇声情并茂、情景交融的锦绣文章!

地府阎王,居然又冒出一大段空洞无物的文言抒情,大片大片的笔墨,用来强调阴曹地府,六道轮回的重要性,……难道天庭众仙,都是文盲?还需要你来这里科普“地府轮回”的作用?

“咳咳……阎王还是直奔主题吧!”太白金星,显然是注意到玉皇大帝越来越黑的脸色,只见他故意咳嗽几下,打断了“滔滔不绝”的秦广王。

“额……”被太白金星打断思路,以秦广王的脾气,正准备作,但刚一抬头,就看到面如黑炭的玉皇大帝,以及不停使眼色的太白金星,秦广王顿时明白会意,感情之前让地府判官准备的华丽文章,无意中惹恼了玉帝!

重新整理一下思绪,秦广王删去上万字的地府介绍,转而正色道“今有花果山水帘洞,天产妖猴孙悟空,逞强行凶,不服拘唤。弄神通,打绝九幽鬼使,恃势力,惊伤十代慈王。

大闹罗森,强销名号,致使猴属之类无拘,猕猴之畜多寿,寂灭轮回,各无生死……如此冒渎天威,伏乞调遣神兵,收降此妖,整理阴阳,永安地府。谨奏。”

听完这些,玉皇大帝,甚至已经懒得客套,只是面无表情地挥挥手,还是太白金星帮助秦广王解围,朗声道“请冥君回归地府,陛下自会遣将擒拿。……”

秦广王与兄弟九人,坐拥地府,名义上由天庭管制,但实际上地府与龙宫一样,皆是拥兵自重,听调不听宣的主。

掌管浩大地府,秦广王根本不用看玉皇大帝的脸色,因此秦广王没有太多敬意,只是随便敷衍地拱拱手,背手转身,昂阔步,大步流星地离去。

以前,四海龙族,阴曹地府,表面还以天庭马是瞻,但没想到最近这几千年,海族、地府,越嚣张,居然在众目睽睽之下,不甩玉皇大帝。

两位“封疆大吏”如此不给面子,气得玉皇大帝甚至想要出手教训,但想想四海、冥界的势力,玉皇大帝只能将这口恶气,重新咽回肚子。

接着众,玉皇大帝向下方的文武仙卿,问道“众卿家可有人知道,这妖猴是何时出生,有何造化,居然修得如此境界?”

在场的仙家,或一头雾水,或眼神飘忽,明哲保身,……好在玉皇大帝事先给自己安排了一个台阶!

只见千里眼、顺风耳两位天将,站了出来,抱拳回禀道“启禀陛下,这妖猴乃三百年前的天产石猴。当时不以为然,不知这几年在何方,修炼成仙,有降龙伏虎,上天入地的神通手段。”

玉帝冷眼环顾一圈,缓缓问道,“那……哪路神将,愿下界收伏?”

不少不明所以的天庭战将,听说有仗可打,顿时神采奕奕,跃跃欲试,一旁的太白金星注意到不少天将的火热目光,心中一沉,赶紧出言。

要再不说话,这些“旷日持久”“迫切需要活络筋骨”的虎狼之师,恐怕就要上前请缨了,这可不符合玉帝和漫天大能的计划,须得让猴子上天,犯下一些滔天大患,到时候才能顺理成章的镇压打磨,最后指派他前往西天拜佛求经。

“陛下!三界之中,凡有九窍者,皆可修仙,奈何此猴,乃天地育成之体,日月孕就之身,他也顶天履地,服露餐霞,今既修成仙道,有降龙伏虎之能,与人何以异哉?

臣启陛下,可念生化之慈恩,降一道招安圣旨,把他宣来上届,授他一个大小官职,与他籍名在,拘束此间,若受天命,后再升赏,若违天命,也好就地擒拿。”

玉帝看到太白金星“彬彬有礼”的禀报,对比之前的龙王、阎王,玉皇大帝终于重新找回了天地主宰的地位感,只见他隐晦的投给太白金星一个满意的眼神。

接着,玉皇大帝故意露出一抹喜色,道“既然如此,便依卿所奏。……文曲星何在?”

“小臣在!”

“文曲星,便由你拟定诏安圣旨,太白金星这招安之事,便由你亲自前往,可不要让朕失望……”

“臣,领旨!”太白金星和文曲星纷纷俯接旨。

金星领了旨,正准备出南天门,却见一人早早的守在南天门间,太白金星见状,脸上堆起笑容,拱手道“这不是林老弟嘛?什么风,把你给吹南天门来了?”

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