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第四百六十章 入驻蟠桃园

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“尔等听着,若有人敢在我蟠桃园中偷懒偷吃,让俺老孙抓住了,必要吃我一二百棍!”说着孙悟空将手中宛若擎天大柱的巨型金箍棒,往地面上狠狠的跺了跺。

霎时间,地动山摇,还在蟠桃园附近,有防御阵法守护,很快便将这股震动之力,吸收化解,……否则以孙悟空刚才这一下子,必会引来天庭的注意,甚至有可能被天兵天将捉拿问罪。

太白金星随意的拱了拱手,道“既然事情已经结束,老朽便告退了,……”说着太白金星化为一道淡金色白芒,眨眼间便飞出数十米外天空,消失不见。

“太白老头走好!下次,等蟠桃成熟的时候,俺老孙请你吃桃子!哈哈……”魁梧巨人般的孙悟空,望着远方的天空,笑道。

正在御空飞行的太白金星听到这话,浑身打了个激灵,差点从云头掉下去,下意识的望了望身后的孙悟空,太白金星暗道“¥#a!&……你整个死猴子,自己要偷吃蟠桃,这也就罢了,怎么还光明正大地当众邀请我,你死不要紧,这么还想拉上我垫背?”

玉皇大帝的设计谋划,极为隐蔽,天庭之中,除了玉皇大帝本人、太上老君、以及太白金星这个心腹之外,甚至连瑶池王母都不知道,此番孙悟空“堂而皇之”的邀请太白金星一起偷蟠桃吃,要是传到王母的耳朵里,……

孙悟空会怎么样,不知道!

但是太白金星绝对会下场凄惨……

敢偷王母娘娘的蟠桃园,你究竟是长了几个脑袋??

远远望着太白金星的孙悟空,见对方彻底飞远,心念一动,旋即变会原先身材,望着辽阔无际的蟠桃园,孙悟空顿时升起一股豪情,“啊哈哈,蟠桃园这么大,等桃子丰收,俺老孙也不知能捞到多少桃子。”

好吧!事到如今,孙悟空,依旧没有弄清楚蟠桃园的严格规定,……在他看来,自己身为蟠桃园最大最大的总管,等蟠桃成熟的时候,吃几个桃子,算什么呀?

这种思想,有一个贴切的名词——强盗逻辑!

你怎么有钱,我抢一点怎么了?

你这么富,我帮你花一点,怎么了?

同理……蟠桃园的桃子这么多,我帮天庭吃一点,分担一下,怎么了??反正不管其他人怎么想,孙悟空反正觉得自己的行为思想,无比正确,……

担负起蟠桃园的总管,同时孙悟空本人又对蟠桃园的丰收果实,颇为上心,因此此后的这段时间,孙悟空竟然罕见的没有“与众仙家饮酒闹事”,而是整天在蟠桃园、齐天府之间转悠。

兴致来了,孙悟空甚至还会帮忙洒洒水,施施肥什么的,反正齐天大圣孙悟空,是绝对不会承认,自己在蟠桃园随地大小便,是不文明行为。

施肥嘛!都是为了蟠桃树好!!!

另一方面,林川重回天庭之后,“顺理成章”的回到兜率宫,反正之前已经在老君这里住习惯了,林川可不像孙悟空那么娇气,非要让天庭重新建造一个“齐天府”。

留在兜率宫里,林川经常和相熟的仙家吃喝玩乐,除此之外,林川闲来无事,还会去兜率宫的炼丹房,帮着烧火打杂什么的,哦!对了,最关键的是,临走的时候,顺手牵羊,弄走几瓶丹药。

太上老君虽然看在眼里,但慑于林川的“保命柳条”以及他身后的杨眉大仙,只好默默的忍下这口恶气,……虽说他已经将珍贵上乘的金丹,存到其他地方。

但是……剩下的一些七杂八杂的金丹,同样价值不菲,在林川锲而不舍的“蚂蚁精神”下,兜率宫炼丹房的库存,以肉眼可见的度,缓缓降低。

肉痛的太上老君,无可奈何之下,只能找上玉皇大帝……诶!除了诉苦抱怨之外,太上老君最大的目的,就是向玉皇大帝索要更多的炼丹材料,从而满足林川的贪婪需求。

太上老君和玉皇大帝虽然贵为一代准圣,但在林川“级柳条”面前,俩人加在一起,也不过是一只稍微强壮一点蚂蚱,额!比蝼蚁还是要强一点的。

正所谓形势比人强,两位天庭大能,为了保证西游剧情的顺利展开,只能暂且忍耐,等待日后抓住机会,狠狠的反击回去……

林川早已猜到天庭大能的心思,所以才敢如此肆无忌惮的搜刮金丹,当然!林川为了避免两人忍无可忍的爆,因此每次“下手牵羊”的时候,都极有分寸。

正常情况,半个葫芦到一个葫芦(几十粒),偶尔拿了两个葫芦什么的,就掏出几颗收买金角银角两兄弟,除此之外,还顺带给太上老君的坐骑“青牛”加餐。

吃独食,总管是不对的,雨露均沾,才是王道!

于是乎,太上老君渐渐觉,自己兜率宫的金银道童,竟然有事没事,就说林川好,……太上老君心中咆哮,“吃里扒外的家伙,林川那个家伙,分给你们俩的丹药,明明是从我这里偷的,你们两个家伙,竟然将恩情,记在林川的头上”。

至于太上老君的青牛坐骑,在林川瑶池青草+老君金丹的攻势下,也终于沦陷,……太上老君只要一出门,青牛就会化为人形,与林川喝酒谈笑。

别看青牛只是太上老君的坐骑,但他的实力,却是分毫不弱,青牛=正儿八经的级金仙,……论起战斗实力,在林川看来,已经达到孙悟空、哪吒、牛魔王这种等级的金仙。

越级挑战的金仙啊~~!!

随着林川和青牛的交情加深,林川才得知青牛的背景来历,……原来青牛并不是太上老君这个圣人分身收下的坐骑,而是洪荒之时,老子圣人的专属坐骑。

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