第129章 你可千万别叫我老公
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他背着秀秀向前走了一段路,忽然现岸边有两个人。
其中一个搭起了架子在那里烧烤,而另一个则坐在沙滩上等着食物送到手中。
正是等得不耐烦的白夏和杜幽幽,白夏闲得无聊,就从背包里拿出了自己常备的烤架和食材开始做起烧烤来。他进游戏开始基本上都是单刷,一个人在野外有时候采集到好的材料就会想要立刻尝尝味道,所以在铁匠铺买了烤架。
至于烹饪术,有了沙缇娅的菜谱,白夏在寿宴第二天领缺励的时候顺便也向她学了1级的烹饪术,现在已经是lv2了。加上手套的加成就是lv4,烹饪出来的食物相当美味。
黑鳞兽的肉虽然是白色品质的,烹饪出来的东西加属性还不如炒海蛙肉,但味道还是很不错的,杜幽幽吃了还想吃,后来实在懒得动手,就让白夏一边烤一边喂给她吃。
“要是你那些粉丝知道自己的女神其实是个这么懒的家伙,他们的梦会破灭的。”白夏虽然嘴上这么说着,但还是乐在其中。给一个女孩子投食,这不正说明两人关系相当亲密吗?
“啊g那个家伙!”秀秀老远就认出了白夏,那黑色的燕尾服实在是太显眼了。至于杜幽幽,因为换了衣服,她第一时间反而没认出来。
“快呀,大师,快,别让他给跑了。”秀秀催促着自己的“坐骑”向着白夏冲了过来。
眼看着就要冲到白夏面前了,只见他用拿起一串烤肉往前一塞,正好塞进了齐玉的嘴里。
“啊烫好烫好吃好吃!”齐玉最开始还惨叫,但过了一会儿之后就瞪大了眼睛,对烤肉的味道赞不绝口。
“原来是个酒肉和尚。”白夏捉弄人的计划泡汤了,本来还以为能让这光头因为破戒而愧疚呢。
修仙界也有类似佛教的东西,当然,“佛”、“和尚”、“尼姑”这些词汇都是翻译过的。这个世界的佛教和白夏认知里的佛教只有两个相同点,第一,信佛教的都得剃光头,第二,信佛教都得遵守许多清规戒律。至于他们所崇拜的佛祖靶萨安么的白夏是一个都没听说过。
“我不是和尚,只是头很少而已。”齐玉咽下口中肉,强调道。
“你这叫很少?”白夏不禁瞥了那灯泡一样的光头一样,根本没有好吧。
“喂把我们的东西还回来!”秀秀见齐玉被糊弄住了,顿时气不打一处来,对着白夏大喝道。
白夏指了指一边正在吃肉的杜幽幽道:“在她那儿呢,你去拿啊。”
这女人也是懒出了一种境界,眼睛半闭半合,不想看的东西放在眼前也看不到,耳朵也是一样,不想听的就算是在耳边炸雷她也听不进去。所以到现在她还没现秀秀的存在。
“呀d幽姐!”秀秀一看边上,这才注意到了杜幽幽的存在,“你怎么把面纱给拿下来了?还换了衣服?你难道被这个家伙这样那样了吗!?淫贼!我跟你拼啦!大师,快上,揍他!”
不愧是青楼女子,思维散得就是快,而且污得不行。
“我不是大师,我只是没头而已。”齐玉强调道。
“唉?你刚才不是说你头很少吗?怎么现在又没有了?”白夏及时补上了一句,让齐玉哑口无言。
这一回合,白夏完胜!
“咦?秀秀!”杜幽幽这才察觉到秀秀的出现,但她完全没有从地上站起来的意思,“你来啦,我找你找得好辛苦啊。”
秀秀闻言,整张脸拉成了苦瓜:“幽幽姐,你这话一点说服力也没有呀,还有,这家伙是谁啊?你怎么和他在一起?他没有对你做一些奇怪的事情吧?”
“你在瞎想什么啊!”杜幽幽瞪了她一眼,“这是老公,我昨天才遇到的,他帮了我很多,还救过我。”
“老公?”齐玉看着白夏,奇怪地说道。
“别!”白夏作茧自缚,完全没想到居然会有被自己坑的一天,连忙道,“你可千万别叫我老公,我承受不起,你们叫我白启就是了。”
他忙着阻止齐玉,并没有看到背后杜幽幽悄悄露出了狡黠的笑容。
“哦,原来是白兄,有礼了,不过‘老公’是什么意思?为什么幽幽姑娘叫得,旁人却叫不得?”这齐玉意外地还是个好奇宝宝,居然抓着想要问个清楚。
“那是我的小名,只有很亲密的朋友才能叫的,”白夏当然不能说出实话,只能随便糊弄一下,然后赶紧扯开话题,“对了们在人鱼族那里得到了什么线索吗?”
杜幽幽和秀秀相认之后,他们自然是不可能开打了,白夏也很自然地向两人要求线索。
“哦,我们在海王章鱼兽的巢穴里找到了这个。”齐玉倒是没有什么心机,白夏一问他就直接从背包里取出了一张地图。
告诉你们一个好消息,你们怨念已久的白夏和星的误会马上就要解开了,就在近期哦,当然,就算解开误会,这个被动技能为“注孤生”的男人就能够脱单了吗?你们猜呀,哎嘿)
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