第二百九十八章 【套近乎】（上）
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薛胜景愣了一下，没听错，这小太监是要抱自己的大腿，要认自己当大哥，本王何等身份？怎么可以跟你一个大康的小太监拜把子？真要是传出去，岂不是让天下人笑掉大牙？
胡小天道：“王爷，只当过，小天也知道自己的身份当然高攀不起王爷，您放心，小天绝不会因此而心生怨恨，依然会尽心尽力地为王爷治病，全力以赴，尽力而为，当然王爷也要体恤小天，若是万一治疗效果不能尽如人意，还望王爷海涵全文阅读。更多小说ltxs520.com”
薛胜景听出了一身的鸡皮疙瘩，我靠，什么意思？这不是威胁我吗？什么叫治疗效果不能尽如人意，本王这命根子可是一点风险都担不起，小子，你别玩我啊！转念一想，这小子无非是想抱大腿，既然人家想抱就让他抱呗，反正本王的大腿够粗，你未必有本事抱得过来，兄弟怎么着？亲兄弟我都不在乎，更何况这种口头兄弟。想到这一层，薛胜景顿时眉开眼笑道：“胡老弟，你跟本王想到了一处去了，什么叫高攀不起？你既然愿意认我这个大哥，本王就收你这个兄弟。”
胡小天心中冷笑，你收我当小弟？若非形势所迫，我才不跟你这种伪善货色结拜，脸上装得激动万分，主动抓住薛胜景的手臂道：“大哥，不如咱们就在这里结拜如何？”
薛胜景心中暗叹，他姥姥的，这小子是不抱住我的大腿誓不罢休啊！今天真是晦气，居然要跟太监拜把子，拜！拜就拜！
胡小天这就叫人取来香炉，还特地将自己和燕王薛胜景拜把子的事情宣扬了出去，薛胜景这个郁闷啊！这小子是唯恐别人不知道全文阅读。这下好了，明天恐怕整个雍都都要知道他跟胡小天结拜了。
摆好香案，两人在香炉前跪了下去，胡小天朗声道：“苍天在上，今日我和我大哥薛胜景结拜为异姓兄弟，从现在开始。有难同当，有福同享，不愿同年同月同日，但愿同年同月同日死，大哥有事我为他解决，大哥有灾我替他挡，大哥有苦我替他吃，大哥有病我给他治，如果违背今日誓言。让小天下辈子再做不得男人。”
薛胜景听他发誓心中暗暗想笑，什么叫下辈子再做不得男人，你这辈子也不是男人，你丫是个太监！当下也发了一遍誓言，当然最后没像胡，他的毒誓是，若是违背今日誓言，让他穷苦一生。为万人唾弃。以他的身份发出这样的誓言已经够毒了。
两人斩鸡头喝血酒烧黄纸，弄得人尽皆知。整个起宸宫内都知道大康来得这位小太监和燕王爷结拜了。
头也磕了，兄弟也认了，薛胜景总算可以提起治病的事情了，和胡小天重新回到凉亭之中，一脸郁闷道：“兄弟，你打算何时为我治病？”
胡小天道：“大哥这些日子可曾按照我的吩咐去做？”
薛胜景点了点头道：“全都按照兄弟说得去做。戒酒戒肉，不近女色，而且每日三次！”
胡小天道：“如何？”
薛胜景愣了一下，旋即明白他是问自己感觉怎样，苦笑道：“皮都破了。只怕比起之前更加严重了，而且我这身体也受不了这般频繁，现在走路都脚步虚浮，虚弱得很啊！”
胡小天心中这个乐啊，强忍住笑道：“大哥勿怪，我是为大哥着想，必须将体内的流毒全都排出来，这样才可以确保开刀之后不会复发。”
薛胜景道：“兄弟打算何时为我开刀？实不相瞒，哥哥我现在是度日如年呐。”
胡小天道：“明日如何？”
薛胜景闻言不由得喜出望外：“那当然是最好不过，明日何时？我派人过来接你。”
胡小天道：“明日上午，不劳哥哥接我，我自己过去就是。”
薛胜景总算有了盼头，和胡小天约定好时间，这才满意离去。
等到薛胜景离去，方才看到霍胜男走了过来，胡小天笑道：“霍将军刚才去了哪里？我还想找你帮我做个见证呢。”
霍胜男道：“见证什么？见证你和燕王结拜吗？”
胡小天乐呵呵点了点头道：“原来霍将军知道啊！”
霍胜男道：“若要人不知除非己莫为无弹窗。”
胡小天从霍胜男的语气和神态已经猜到她和燕王之间的关系不睦，由此推测，今天自己和燕王结拜十有让霍胜男对自己的印象大打折扣了。胡小天也不解释自己的动机，轻声道：“有些时候是身不由己，燕王非得要跟我结拜兄弟，我反反复复说高攀不起，可他仍然坚持，在人屋檐下怎敢不低头。”明明是他主动找燕王结拜，现在反倒变成周王赖着他似的。
霍胜男道：“大概燕王觉得和你趣味相投。”
胡小天笑道：“霍将军真正想说得是臭味相投吧？”
霍胜男听到这里也不禁莞尔。
胡小天见到她脸上总算有了笑容，心中也颇感宽慰，轻声道：“霍将军，我今晚要去长公主府上参加晚宴，可能要晚些才能回来。”
霍胜男闻言一怔：“长公主府？”
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