第一百二十七章 毫无头绪
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此时是傍晚六点二十四分,太阳早已经藏身于高楼之后,夜幕刚刚降临,我和老易两人来到了某师范大学。最新地址ltxsba.fun
我和老易下了车,我给刘雨迪打了个电话,跟他说我到了,刘雨迪在电话那边很高兴的说:“崔哥,你等我会儿啊,我化完妆就下来。”
挂断了电话,我心里琢磨着,你说现在这小女生还真奇怪,大晚上的出门还化妆,化妆给谁看去?
不得不说,曾经在一本杂志上看到过,女人对化妆的执着就和男人对烟酒的执着是一样的,当然了,这是我和老易两个臭老爷们儿体会不到的。
由于没啥事儿,我和老易就在那大学门口站着,充分的领略了一把传闻中的美女集中营,是够集中的,现在应该是晚饭时间,校门口人声鼎沸,竟然百分之七十是女的,而且个顶个的漂亮。让我和老易的眼睛应接不暇。
今天算是开了眼界了,现在我和老易眼前的这些女人们简直和今天凌晨时碰见的那几个倒霉孩子有一拼,我和老易还穿着挺厚的绒衣绒裤呢,这些女大学生们就早已是丝袜短裙在身了,而且一个个走路好像都随风摆柳似的,恐怕显不出来她们。
我现在才发现,原来什么长江水浪打浪这一说根本就是扯淡,因为眼前的这群从我和老易身边经过的女学生们也比我小不了哪儿去,就打扮的如此和谐友爱了,望着她们脚上蹬着的高跟鞋的鞋跟,都快有我脖子长了。
我不禁感叹道,百样米养白养人,这他大爷的长江水,原来都是这么样的浪啊!
真是够潮的了,因为老易比我早两年毕业,所以他没赶上这样的阵势,而我毕业于我那伟大的三流美术学院,之前就已经介绍过了,我学习中的女生们就是现实版的侏罗纪公园,所以我也没有遇到过这种阵势。
我和老易发现,偌大的校门口前,竟然停着几十辆名车,我和老易正有些纳闷儿呢,这时就看到一个穿着短裙小美女十分风骚的从那校园里走了出来,经过我和老易身边都带着一股香风。那小美女一脸的浓妆,看上去二十都不到,只见她两步三扭的来到了一辆BMWZ40前,从那车里钻出了一个中年人,我和老易看着还以为是家长来接女儿放学呢,没成想那小美女对着那大叔直接就是一个拥抱加热吻,还娇声的说道:“亲爱的,你怎么才来呢?都想死我啦~~。”
他大爷的,敢情那不是她爸,而是她‘干爹’啊。这情景不由得让我和老易大跌眼镜,那糟老头子都一把岁数了,看上去比文叔的岁数还要大,而且还要猥琐呢,估计已经快到了再起不能的岁数了,怎么还有小姑娘喜欢呢。
望着这对野鸳鸯驾车绝尘而去,我想明白了,为什么这糟糠的老头都一把岁数了还能年老入花丛的原因,原来是这畸形的和谐社会在作怪。现在貌似已经是向钱看,向厚看的时代了,只要有钱,没有什么办不到的,由于物欲横流的关系,外界的诱惑已经深入了校园之中。就出现了类似的和谐现象,可能那些女人是不想让青春白白浪费,所以就她的青春她做主了,潇洒的傍了一会那啥,他大爷的。
真是够开眼界的了,我望着很多女人从校园里钻出,然后又理所应当还略带点儿骄傲的钻进各自的名车之中,心中不禁感慨道,原来女人是这么可怕的一种动物,时代的发展竟然让这种事情从幕后走到的台前,变得光明正大起来。
他大爷的,要知道这如果是解放初期的话,这些人早就被拉去带大高帽儿游街了,不以结婚为目的的谈恋爱,都是耍流氓,现在好像正好相反,不以结婚为目的的耍流氓,都他大爷的是谈恋爱。
这正是世间百态皆出于此,一个愿意打,一个愿意挨。没什么好说的,说到这里我解释一下,我并不是什么愤青,相对的,我忽然觉得,下辈子如果做女人的话,挺好。
正当我和老易正望着那些美女一个个走出校园奔向美好的夜生活的时候,我感觉到我的肩膀被人轻轻的拍了一下。我回头一看,只见刘雨迪这个小丫头正俏生生的站在我身后,抿着小嘴儿对我笑着。
她对我说:“看什么呢?那么入神,都没注意我来?”
我有点儿尴尬的对着笑着她说:“刚才我看那边有一只鸡,忽的一下就飞过去了。啊,对了,跟你介绍个人,这是易欣星,我的好哥们儿。”
我把老易介绍给她,要说老易这个人好像天生就对美女没有抵抗力,而刘雨迪长的也确实挺水灵的,于是老易在和她握手的时候就用一种十分深沉的语气对她说:“你好,我叫易欣星,别人都叫我哈尔滨吴彦祖,你就叫我老易好了。”
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我望着哈尔滨吴彦祖,满脸尴尬,心想这老小子,也不知道换一个问候语,竟然又把他那老一套搬出来了。
可是天生活泼开朗的刘雨迪却觉得他说话十分有意思,她笑嘻嘻的对着老易说:“你好老易,我叫刘雨迪,你就叫我小迪好啦。”
还好,我这妹子没有觉得尴尬,于是我对着这小丫头说:“丫头,走吧,咱吃饭去,都要饿死了,对了,这附近哪儿有好吃的呀?”
小丫头笑着对我说:“走吧,你有钱,还愁没地方吃去?”
她这话说的对,要说大学附近有三多,饭店、旅店、洗澡按摩。
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