第一百五十八章 仙人提壶
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风也有说道,风太强了,气就散了,就起不到聚气的作用,而没有风又不行,举个简单点儿的例子,就好比是我大学时候的喝酒方式一般,先喝一杯白酒再和啤酒,就容易醉,但是掺多了喝就十分的容易吐一般,这风便是起到了调节的作用,必须要藏得住风,才是真正的好地。
就比如我们眼前的这块儿地,有个名头,名字叫‘仙人提壶’,整个就是个酒壶的形状,地下水脉形成的地气上升,就好像是酿酒,风从我们来的入口处吹进,在这个天然的‘酒壶’中围绕一周后,又从另外一个缺口散掉,这么一搅和,便把湿气吹散了,而地气却留了下来。但是‘仙人提壶’地,只能葬男性,因为这地的酒性只对男性有用,如果葬在这里,那后代可发达了,三代之内必出非富即贵之辈,而且六代之内不会破财,平平安安。
老易和我一顿穷白话,吐沫星子都快喷出来了,看他这表情,就好像想把那坟里的尸骨挖出来,然后自己在躺进去一般。我倒是没觉得有什么好羡慕的,要知道钱这东西,能花出去才叫钱,你生前穷逼嗖嗖的,等死了以后即使你子孙再有钱又能如何?要知道阴间流通的货币都是天地银行印刷的,在凡间五块钱就能买好几亿。
不过记得有一次和九叔聊天的时候,它老人家曾经跟我讲过,由于货币的泛滥,所以导致了银票的贬值,据说民国的时候,一亿阴票能在下面买一套两居室,可是到了现在,一亿阴票却只能买到一碗倒头饭了。一亿银票大概等于咱们这儿的一块钱吧,这么说来上次那老谢勒索我的钱也不算太多。大概能顶上九叔一个月的工钱。这并不是什么好现象,因为现在下面那些没有投胎而是在里酆都中居住的灵魂们虽然每个都趁个好几千亿或者万亿,但是却还是连基本的房子贷款都还不上。
我记得当时听九叔跟我说起这些时我都惊呆了,这他大爷的也太搞了吧,敢情生前买不起房子,死后依然要贷款买房。他大爷的,够无良的了。
所以说,你的尸体埋的再好又有什么用?从其量能便宜到子孙而已。正当我胡思乱想的时候,忽然听到文叔叫我,他对我喊:“小非!发什么楞呢!快过来!”
而林叔也用他那对老桃花眼瞪着老易,听到老神棍叫我,我和老易便不敢怠慢,像他俩走去。
来到了坟边,文叔和林叔从我和老易的背包里同时拿出了一个檀木罗庚,然后文叔对着那罗庚瞅了半天,皱了皱眉头,对着那甄家的兄弟几个说:“我说你们,谁让你们擅自重修祖坟了?”
不知道为什么,甄家的几个兄弟竟然好像挺怕这两个老神棍的,还是甄阿姨出来打圆场,她对着两个老神棍说:“这····这是前年的时候,老三挣了钱,想光宗耀祖,于是就请人重修了一下我们太爷爷的墓,希望能减轻自己的罪孽,由于他和你俩有些过节,所以就没好意思通知你俩,只是找了个本地的先生,和一群工匠,但是他们只是修坟,并没有做别的啊。”
“屁!”文叔好像火了,他没有对着甄阿姨,而是对着那三个人喊道:“坟地是随便修的么?啊?”
甄家那三个中年男人被文书这么骂,竟然都没敢还口,看的我都有点儿心惊肉跳啊,我心想,文叔你可真是我亲爹,这荒山野岭的,你就不怕把他们三个惹急了把你捅死以后就地埋了么?要知道在这儿杀个人,恐怕等到骨头的烂没了也不会有人发现的。
可是这几个中年人别看五大三粗的,竟然真的让文叔给熊的给个三孙子似的,屁都不敢放一个,而这时,林叔冷哼了一声,然后插嘴说道:“这还不算,那个败家的老三是不是还克扣那些木匠的工钱了?”
甄阿姨显然不知情,而这时,那甄富脸色变了,对这两个老神棍说道:“这·····当时老三是和一个木匠吵了一架,但是却没有扣他们的工钱啊。”
不得不说,这两个老神棍还真让我和老易刮目相看了,不是因为他俩能未卜先知,而是因为这两根儿老油条的处事经历,确实挺丰富的,要说现在,互联网这么发达,随随便便的就能下来一本葬经,各种翻译软件,只要是读懂葬经,便差不多能看出这里的门道了。这点不稀奇,因为文叔在上次让我守灵的时候我就知道他还是会一些东西的。
要说这个世界上除了女人不好惹之外,不好惹的恐怕就属木匠了,之前我曾经提到,木匠师傅都是拜鲁班爷的,真正的木匠对阴宅阳宅的破煞结煞了如指掌,想害人就跟玩儿似的,如果照这么说来,这块儿地是个极好的福地所在,那么没理由会出怪事,包括他家老三离奇的死亡,以及两个老耗子告诉我们的这山煞气越来越重,鸟兽纷纷死亡的事情。
所以说,如果这坟真有问题,那就一定是当时的木匠搞的鬼了,我和老易都没想到这一点,听林叔这么一说,我俩顿时茅塞顿开,看来这吹牛逼也真是一门艺术啊,导致了这俩老家伙的头脑十分发达。
那甄富见这俩老神棍竟然说的这么准确,而且他们也怕有什么忌讳,便忙问着这俩老神棍:“这个···文哥林哥,你看这要怎么办啊?”
文叔听他这么一说,回头鄙视了林叔一眼,那眼神似乎是你这个老X抢了我台词一般,然后文叔清了清嗓子后,对着那些人说:“怎么办?只能先请老太爷见见太阳了呗。”
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