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第一百七十七章 老潜水员的归宿

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第一百七十七章老潜水员的归宿

你的初吻给了谁?很多年以后,易欣星要是听到了这句话,一定会若有所思,然后坚定的回答:“林志玲。最新地址ltxsba.xyz”

传说中的睡美人被一个流氓强吻了一下,结果恶心的醒了过来,而今天,一个炸了尸的老潜水员被老易强吻了一下,就陷入了永久的沉睡。

夜已经显得静悄,这片大烟地周围的鸟兽好像已经感觉到危险已经消除,所以又都回到了自己的安乐窝,一只猫头鹰飞到了草垛旁的树梢,睁一眼闭一眼的望着离它不远的两个正在忙活的人。

就是我和老易。

经过了大概一个小时,老易终于休息过来了,他起身的第一件事儿还是呕吐,看来这两天他都要倒胃口了。我上前拍了拍他的后背,可怜的老易。

等他有点儿适应了以后,擦了擦嘴,对我苦笑的说着:“你说我容易么?唉,我越来越觉得咱俩这活儿不是人干的了。”

望着老易这副受折磨的样子,我也不知道该说点儿啥好,于是只能跟他说:“别老瞎想了,你刚才不都说了么?就当是亲林志玲了,对了老易,啥感觉能跟我说下么?”

老易一听我这么说,然后若有所思的想了想后,‘呕~~’的一声转身又开始呕吐了,他边吐便大骂道:“你大爷的老崔!别哪壶不开提哪壶!”

我苦笑了一下,其实我也比他好不了哪儿去,刚才抱着那老潜水员抱的那么紧,弄的现在满身的臭味儿,真是不敢相信,我当时真的一点儿都没觉得害怕,现在想想都不可思议,我把外套脱掉,随手丢在了一边。

点着了一根烟,抽了一口,别说,出了一身的臭汗,现在见到风,现在还真挺舒服的,想想我和老易真的是太不容易的,二十多岁的大小伙子,为了自己的未来而和僵尸干架,拥抱,亲嘴儿。想到这里我自己都苦笑了,这要是说出去,有人相信才怪。

呼,不管怎么说,命是保住了,而且甄家人也不会再有危险了,我望着躺在我俩旁边的老潜水员,他的潜水生涯也终于结束了,尘归尘土归土,我俩就再做一件好事儿吧。

于是我跟老易说:“好歹咱俩这次来也是帮人家迁坟的,谁知道中间出了这么多的事儿,咱们还是把这老潜水员安安稳稳的埋了吧,毕竟让它暴尸荒野也不是个办法。”

老易望了望他的初吻对象,强忍着继续呕吐的感觉,然后无奈的对着我点了点头,我俩早就明白了窥视天道的后果,遇到的事儿一件比一件倒霉,还是积点儿德吧,赚点儿功德分。

其实说到这里,人生不过是一场游戏,我们每个人都在角色扮演,如果命不好的话,就多做善事,多积功德,等到功德分累积到一定的程度的话,下辈子没准儿就投生到国家主席的家里呢,到时候当代太子,成天没事儿做就带着一帮狗奴才上街调戏妇女,长大了顺理成章的当个将军什么的,岂不快哉?

人啊,活着就是作妖,本来想着要是死了就能一了百了,可是谁又知道其实死了也不消停呢?这老潜水员也没有招谁惹谁,只是让自己那败家的后代给涮了,潜了多年的水,最后还让雷给劈活了。

要说家门不幸,刑克祖先,这是万物相生相克的道理所在,死去的祖先能刑克你,你当然也就能刑克你的祖先,这也是至理名言啊,人还是不能做坏事儿,要知道神目如电的道理,坏事做尽的话,就算你给祖宗打造了副金棺材也是白搭,不要做点好事儿就恐怕鬼不知道,做点坏事儿的话就恐怕鬼知道,要知道,你们太让鬼为难了。

见过了太多的报应,我忽然觉得,其实这个世界上并没有绝对的事情,其实鬼这种东西的来源还是人,正所谓清者自清,只要心态端正自然邪无法近身,但是有些人,天天坏事做绝,即使是请了几百座佛像在家供着又有何用?

太复杂了,我有点儿不敢想象我竟然能想出这么复杂的话,我终于明白了,原来那些所谓的圣人也是人的道理,想到这儿,我竟然有点自满了起来。

老易见我光着膀子若有所思的模样,便跟我说道:“老崔,瞎寻思什么呢?快点儿过来帮忙捡臭肉,熏死我了都要!”

我回过神儿来,见老易已经开始把我俩的衣服铺在了地上,然后去抬那老潜水员了,我便也过去帮忙,反正刚才都厮打在一起了,现在也就不忌讳那老潜水员满身的臭气了,把那缺胳膊的老潜水员抬到我那宽大的t恤上,然后渣紧,再拿根树枝一穿,我俩就能把它抬到坟地了。

只是说来,我俩还真就不能留他个全尸,毕竟人都是自私的,你这身肉再埋到地里过两年也得烂没,还不如借给我俩两块儿,虽然说我俩要的是僵尸血,但是现在这老潜水员哪儿来的血啊,还不如搞两块儿肉回去来的干脆。

于是老易便从背包之中拿出了刻刀,然后在这老潜水员的断肢上切下了一大块儿肉,用一个塑料袋儿包好后丢到了背包之中,要说我俩这一次其实也并不是什么收获都没有的,起码得了几样东西,包括那个石蛤蟆的钉子,几根雷劈木,还有就是这僵尸的血肉了。

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