第二章：华老师我们爱你！
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末法时代这一课，并不好讲。
六千多年前，令上古修仙界分崩离析的末法时代持续了足足两百年，期间天气灵气紊乱，无数修士走火入魔而亡，旧有的秩序因此崩溃，修仙界天下大乱，生灵涂炭，两百年间，超过八成的修士陨落。九成以上的门派归于尘土……直到六千年后的今天，也未能恢复旧日盛况。
当然，光是这么空洞洞的说，很难给人留下直观印象，末法时代究竟有多惨？仅从一点便可见一斑。
华芸讲课时为了加快进度，将教材内容高度省略，极限压缩。最后，那多达百页，本该分三次课讲完，并安排大量课后作业自习的章节，被她生生变成死者名单朗诵会。
“远月长老蓬莱祖师方真道人仙云禅师明江长老妙玺真人……烈阳魔尊紫黎剑仙北河仙子踏雪真人。”
饶是如此，这一堂课也用了足有大半个时辰，华芸作为元婴级长老，气脉悠长，视句读为无物。这死者名单到底有多惨烈也就无须赘述。
事实上这名单授课法，也是灵剑派经历多年摸索的不得已而为之。最早的时候，历史课通常由长老布置下大型幻术，使学生身临其境。然而到了末法时代，那凄厉血腥的历史哪怕只是照搬当时的影像，也会给学生留下严重的心理负担。
尤其五十年前承担教学任务的五长老，恶作剧一般地将幻术仿真度提高到了足以将学生吓得失禁的程度。那一堂课下来，就连当时三名虚丹境界的黑白弟子都是屁滚尿流地爬出课堂，其他蓝白更不必说。也是自那以后，五长老才被取消教师资格，顺便末法时代的相关教材也被大幅简化，取消了幻术教学，教材也被删减了八成以上。而到了华芸担任历史课老师的时候，干脆简化成了死亡名单，大受好评。
授课结束，华芸整理了一下讲台，说道：“好了，下次课我会给大家讲万物复苏之章，也是晨曦时代的英雄豪杰，希望大家继续准时上课。至于这次课的作业呢……我就不留了，只要大家好好做好预习就好哦，那么下课，下次再见！“
华芸讲完课，便在学生们的欢呼与掌声中飘然而去，
上午的课就到此为止，课堂里的弟子们三五成群结伴离开。蓝白们大部分要返回逍遥峰，黑白们则趁着中午开饭前，有的打坐冥想，有的与其他弟子交流切磋。
至于王陆这个红白真传，在这里呆的就没什么味道，虽然托师父的福，在缥缈峰办了一张长期饭票，可以无限次蹭吃蹭喝，但是真传弟子长期蹭吃缥缈峰，这在灵剑派内是独一份，所以备受瞩目。而每次吃饭都被人当成真吉祥物似的围观，饶是以王陆的耻度也感觉有些压力。
更何况缥缈峰的食堂那是臭名昭著的，很多年前，大厨就与弟子们有仇一般，常年将凡间难得一见的仙蔬灵肉做得跟狗屎一样，问其缘由，便推脱什么营养价值，惹得天怒人怨。
更可耻的是，去年缥缈峰峰主刘显决心花大力气整治食堂，改善伙食。于是也不知被谁怂恿，以改革为手段，以创新为目标，本着外来和尚好念经的原则，高薪聘请来一位来自西夷大陆的知名美食家担任大厨，号称要为缥缈峰提供西式大餐。而那位大厨也非常敬业，来到灵剑派第一天，了解到灵剑掌门居于星辰峰，便创造性地烹饪出一道名为“仰望星空”的大菜当作献礼工程——十几只死鱼头仿佛诅咒世界一般地仰面被插在一张烙饼上，简直骇人听闻。
见了那十几只死不瞑目的鱼头，刘显的脸色就跟烙饼一般无二，但事已至此，他也骑虎难下——先前手快，合同已经签了！
每年成千上万灵石花出去，聘来一位星空大厨，这脸皮自然丢尽了，但合同在身，总不能就此反悔败坏门派剩余，干脆破罐子破摔，严格依照合同将那位星空大厨提拔为缥缈峰食堂主厨。而自从对方掌管了缥缈峰的食堂后，黑白弟子们跑到逍遥峰蹭饭的情况就越发普遍，说来倒是促进了门派内部交流……
另一方面，缥缈峰的长期饭票也一再贬值，直到有一天五长老发现这饭票便宜地让她这常年赊账之人都有些心动……便将王陆的蹭饭地点改为了缥缈峰。
“唉，也不知今天是炸鱼配薯条，还是薯条配炸鱼，妈的可千万别是肉馅羊肚了，妾身实在吃不下啊……”
王陆在心中暗暗祈祷今日的菜色能够略微富有人性一点，但是想起那位星空大厨的一贯作风，就实在乐观不起来。尤其想到前段时间从逍遥峰杀来几个变态兄弟，越是重口味的越是爱不释口，什么仰望星空，肉馅羊肚，腰子布丁……吃得不亦乐乎啊！一边吃还一边叫好，把那个星空大厨乐得满地打滚，承诺说要再接再厉，为大家献上更多西夷大陆的传统美食。
妈的，西夷大陆的人是吃屎为生的吧？
正想着，忽然一颗小石子飞来砸向头顶，王陆反应到也快，一伸手就将石子握住，愣了一下，便不由失笑起来。
四下张望了一番，果然在某棵树下见到了熟悉的身影。
那人一身粗布长衣，衣着简朴却难掩俏丽的身姿面容，一张笑脸可爱活泼，略带几分野性不羁。王陆见了，顿时喜笑颜开，一抹口水，快步行去！
红烧肉，哦不，老板娘，俺来了！!s
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