第六章:与时俱进的无相剑骨
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在王陆的逼迫下,师父大人不情不愿地避开了美女的话题,开始认真阐述自己的教学理念。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
“这种事还非得我说你才明白,你这孩子真伤我心啊……别的不提,这两年一日不断的药浴,你可知道花了我多少钱?”
王陆呵呵一笑:“肯定没你酒钱多。”
“……”师父顿时不说话了,显然被噎的不轻,过了会儿才开口说,“但药浴的功效却毋庸置疑,这一点,小铃儿你也能看得出来吧。”
作为旁观者的老板娘叹了口气:“是啊,一个凡俗之辈被你生生泡成了百年难得一见的习武奇才,这件事上你还真是下了工夫,少见啊!”
王陆有些不明白了:“求详解。”
老板娘于是说道:“两年前和你见面的时候,我就看出来,虽然你可能有很好的修仙天赋,但是说到习武的潜质,你……也就是一个普通农民的水平,虽然悟性是没得说了,但天生体质实在不足。”
王陆简直三观尽毁:“我日,不会吧?!这两种天赋点还能分开算啊!?”
师父嗤笑:“这不是废话么,你在山上学了两年文化课,这点常识都不知道?武者修肉身,修士修仙道,怎能混为一谈啊?”
王陆作为灵剑山学霸,这种常识当然是知道,他只是想不到自己堂堂空灵根,竟然也会被常识束缚!全处全收的节奏被破了啊亲!
不过接下来问题又来了,就算自己习武天赋一般,难道同期入山的那些黑白蓝白们就个个都是武学奇才?怎么人家两年后锻体大成,自己就只能王陆快跑?
老板娘解释道:“不一样,那些人提升的只是修为而不是天赋资质,修为这个东西,至少在锻体期是很虚的,一把灵丹妙药吞下去,好几甲子的深厚功力就应运而生……这些故事是很现实的啊!虽然灵剑派相对重视基本功,不会单凭吃药让人吃成先天武师,但他们的修行过程还是被大大简化了。而你就不一样了,有你现在的天赋,就算不依靠任何外力,修炼到锻体大成最多一年时间,而且……我估计你师父为你大费周折改善体质,应该有别的用意吧。”
师父猛点头,一脸感动状:“哦哦小铃儿咱们果然是姐妹情深,心有灵犀!你猜得没错,我给他泡澡泡两年,是想让他直接修行无相剑骨。”
无相剑骨四个字一出,老板娘倒抽了口凉气:“你,你不是开玩笑吧?让他现在开始修行?那可是金丹级的炼体功法啊!”
“哦,那是老黄历了,前几年我刚刚改良了无相剑骨,理论上筑基期就可以修行了,虽然要慢一点。”
老板娘说:“那也是筑基期的事好吧,他现在连练气期都没到啊,王舞你给我解释清楚一点啊。”
谁知王舞却叹了口气:“这也是没办法的办法,他那个空灵根,不修无相剑骨,这辈子都别指望什么练气,筑基了。虽然理论上空灵根是修仙界最顶尖的灵根资质,拥有最好的灵气适应性,但是对灵气的适应性过高,导致在快速吸纳的同时也会快速流失,最终一无所获。传说中仙秦始皇和德胜太祖是蒙仙界传法,才正式开启了修仙之路,我没真仙的本事,只能用自己的土法来试,死马子当活马子医吧。”
说到这里,就连王陆都大概摸清了师父的思路,而老板娘显然领悟的还要更多。
“原来如此,所以你才会尽力提升他的武学天赋。的确,如果是那种天赋无与伦比的奇才,就有可能突破常识,提前修行无相剑骨了……嘿,想不到你还真是用心谋划了。”
“所以我就想问了,那个老傻·逼的美女承诺到底靠谱不靠谱啊?”
老板娘:“……那个,王陆啊,你也听到了,你师父其实也没那么糟糕嘛,还是用心对你的。”
王陆呵呵冷笑:“那我就多问一句,师父啊,按照现在的进度,我什么时候能修行无相剑骨啊?”
师父神色有些尴尬,小声自言自语:“也就三四五六七八九十年吧……”
“我靠!十年啊!?你这是要搞动乱啊?”
老板娘也有点诧异:“那么久?喂你不会是打算就用现在这个配方给他泡足十年吧?药效会不断递减,你要升级药方才行啊!”
结果师父也急了:“升级毛啊!现在这药方已经让我倾家荡产,再升级?你这是逼我卖身啊小铃儿!”
王陆在旁冷冷插话:“卖不出去的,你就死心吧师父。”
“靠!”
一时间,五长老大人险些被自己的逆徒气吐了血,但是还没等她发飙,某位姐妹情深的少女就毫不留情地揭穿了她。
老板娘顺着木屋的隔窗向内瞥了一眼,看到了卧室里的木桶,撇了撇嘴:“没那么夸张吧?就是个易筋洗髓汤而已,凡间那是无价之宝,在修仙界的话……也就是配方比较贵,材料没多少钱,光凭王陆的真传补助应该就够了的。”
“我靠小铃儿你居然拆我台!?为了一个男人就丢下十多年的姐妹情谊,我真是伤心欲绝啊!”
王陆叹了口气:“废话不多说,给我升级药方!”
“……啊啊啊啊但求一死!”
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灵剑派的五长老,如果总结其缺点,可谓罄竹难书,唯一值得称道的就是信守承诺,尤其是被捉奸在床,逼到墙角的时候,就会表现出十足的诚信品质来。
被爱徒王陆和亲姐妹老板娘挤兑得欲仙欲死之后,五长老终于同意给王陆升级药方,而且是一步到位,当天晚上就拿出了一桶清香扑鼻的药汤,王陆只泡了一次,就感觉浑身舒爽,飘飘欲仙。虽然体能没有直接的增长,但隐约却能感应到体内蕴含着无穷的潜力。
而经过老板娘的慧眼鉴定,此时的王陆已经算是最顶尖的习武奇才,用年份来换算,就是一纪元才得一见的纪元之子。
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