第四百一十六章 郭大路的入圣之路(中)
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虚影少年不知用了什么法子,强行隔断了和年轻老板之间的心灵感应,这一刻,本尊和分身果真成了两个人。
“这是怎么做到的?”年轻老板落子之后,随口问道,“这两年好像不止一次中断联系,之前我以为是你进入秘境的关系,现在看来是有意为之?”
以虚影状态存在的郭大路神魂先走了一步棋,然后也是随口答道:“一个无伤大雅的小尝试。”
留守人间世的郭大路分身,也就是解忧杂货店的年轻老板点点头,不再多说,专注于棋局。
随着棋局的推进,一个尴尬的事实很快摆在“二人”面前,虽然郭大路隔断了和分身之间的通神感应,但他们的棋力、布局风格、推演套路仍旧相差无几,下着下着又变成了自己跟自己对弈,尤其是到了后期残局的时候,双方都是竭尽全力,再无保留和规避,棋路越发地接近……回到了平日里自己在研究一本古老残局的局面。
“平局了哈……”分身道。
郭大路嘴角挑起,重新恢复和分身的联系,然后“指使”分身走了一步不可挽回的臭棋,所谓一步走错,满盘皆输。
本尊神魂笑眯眯地开始收官……
“这就没意思了啊,自己跟自己下棋,还假装输一手……”分身无力吐槽,拒绝继续走子。
郭大路哈哈一笑,道:“我自己跟自己下棋,还下不赢?没道理嘛。”
说笑了一阵,本尊神魂问:“在人间世做大爷的感觉怎么样?”
分身摊手,“无聊透顶。”
“怎么说?”郭大路明知故问。
“各种无聊啊,下棋没对手、打架没对手、斗法没对手、论道没对手……之前有修行者组队去探索什么遗迹,我跟过去看了下,嚯,简直跟小孩子过家家一样,闹着玩的,看了一下也没自己需要的东西,就赶紧回了。”
“你可以继续以杂货店为手段,惩恶扬善啊。”
分身郭大路摇头感叹:“坏人是永远也杀不完的,而且来来回回那些事情,我也有些心灰意冷。倒是这个杂货店,名气越来越大,风投、天使投资人、加盟商、广告商都不停找上门来,还有什么咨询公司的说要给这店弄上市来着……”
郭大路又笑起来,“其实倒也挺有意思的。”
“那你来?”
本尊神魂指着自己,“你看我这个状态,怎么来?有事做。”
分身皱眉,偏头问:“那你这次回来有什么打算?看看就走?”
“呃……这次回来,想做一会彻彻底底的……凡人。”
“凡人?”分身疑惑。
“我准备关了解忧杂货店,好好把大学念完,然后随爸妈打理家具生意,等年龄到了就娶妻生子,努力赚钱养家糊口……总之像一个普通人一样和家人待一起过一辈子那样。”
“多普通?”分身问到关键。
“和添加孙悟空微信好友之前的那个郭大路一样普通。”
分身郭大路陷入沉思,良久之后,道:“这就是……化凡吗?”
本尊郭大路不置可否,“对我而言,是顺其自然。”
虽然郭大路在积雷山万象林就做好了回人间世陪伴父母到老的决定,但他没想到这一天会来得这么快,按照他的计划,至少要先见到孙悟空本尊,没想到蟠桃和九转金丹的能量如此惊人,一时半会,根本难以消化。
“明白了。”分身虽然也形成了一些独立的意识,但主体思想还是紧随本尊的,因此一点就通,问:“需要我如何做?”
“你去做点不那么无聊的事情……”本尊郭大路的笑容意味深长,“不过在这之前,你还要在人间世待两三年……”
本尊郭大路双手指着自己的透明虚影,“至少等我混出点人样。”
说罢,郭大路神魂虚影和年轻的店主郭大路合二为一。
……
第二天,郭大路便解散了解忧杂货店的几位店员,每人发足三年的工资,然后正式对外宣布因店主要专心学业、立志考研,解忧杂货店不得不无限期停止营业。
这个消息很快在网络上传开,网友们自是一片叹惋,纷纷表示“神特么专心学业,立志考研”、“一百个研究生不如一个解忧店主赚得多吧”、“有钱就是任性,这么火爆的店想关门就关门”、“我愿意拿我博士学位换他的店子”……
接着就是各种猜测分析的贴子充斥了各大论坛和社交网络,各种论调都有,这点和所有网络热点事件一样,没什么新鲜的。
更多的虽是不解,但着实也有一些人暗暗松了口气。
解忧杂货店因为暗地里替不少贵人们解过忧愁,背景越来越深不可测,加之那年轻的店主实在神通广大,各个层级的人都给他面子,小小一个杂货店,影响力却如此巨大,保不齐哪天会做出什么僭越举动(或者说已经做过了)令得某些部门实在如鲠在喉,又无可奈何,甚至有时候还要反过来求助……非常尴尬。
据说有一次某部门开会,有大佬非常不客气地提到这个杂货店,言语间颇有要“好好整顿一番”的意思,说完之后,全场寂静,大家都低着头,无一人应和,和以前开会时的“频频点头”、“心领神会”以及“热烈鼓掌”大相径庭。
直到后来另外一位比该大佬还大两级的大大大佬把他叫到办公室好好聊了一番,从此大佬再没提过有关解忧杂货店的问题。
郭大路在人间世地位之超然,可见一斑。
“什么专注考研,我看就是玩腻了,想折腾别的事情……”
“那又如何,谁管得了?”
“是啊,谁管得了?这其实才是他的根本问题,没人管得了……”
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