第三十五章偷不着就抢
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田行健躺在床上,摆弄着器材,这些东西都是他刚买回来的电子元件和一些家用电器上拆下来的零件,米兰就住在对面,不弄点偷窥窃听的东西出来晚上用什么节目消遣?
半个小时以后,一个简陋的带声音收集器的红外线窥视仪成功经过了调试,米兰还没回来,胖子不假思索地向隔壁看去,妈的,怎么也没人?正在恼火,房间门开了,一个身影走了进来,从身形上看,应该是个女人,胖子憨憨地流下了口水,一个美丽的猎物总是会让猎人不由自主地举起枪,胖子也举了起来,然后迅速地放下了,呸!,一个男人走路那么妖艳干什么!娘娘腔!
仿造侦听器改装的声音收集器里传来了过道里的脚步声,胖子拿起红外线窥视仪一看,一个美丽的身影走到了米兰房间的门口,不用说,是米兰回来了,胖子只见她迟疑了一会儿,没有开门,却轻轻走到自己的门口,侧着耳朵贴在门上,仿佛在偷听着什么,半天没听到动静,米兰好象有些泄气,她跺了跺脚,转身回到了她的房间门口,打开门,回头往自己这边望了一眼,赌气般重重关上了门,砰的一声响,震得胖子耳朵发麻,他赶紧把耳机给摘了下来,揉了揉耳朵,这个声音收集器可没有侦听器那样可隔离高音的装置,若是谁在这时候放个炸弹,胖子的耳朵可就报废了。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
窥视仪里的米兰趴在自己的门上,通过猫眼往这边看了好一会,才愤愤地走到沙发上坐下,抄着手,一副生闷气的模样,胖子把耳机戴上,正听见米兰自言自语般的声音:“死胖子,有本事你一辈子……”耳机里忽然传来了干扰,旁边的娘娘腔正在一边洗澡一边唱歌,胖子只能断断续续地听到米兰的声音:“骗不了……你不会偷么……偷不了……”隔壁的娘娘腔依旧用跑调的声音抒情歌唱,胖子很怀疑自己做的这东西到底是声音收集器还是呻吟收集器,耳机里传来一阵混合的嘈杂声。“,死娘娘腔,你让老子不爽两次了!”胖子愤愤地摘下了耳机。
看了看,米兰似乎没有去洗澡的打算,胖子很郁闷地开始备课了,这是老闷骚博斯威尔交代的任务,关于机甲设计学的课程,理论上的东西如果让胖子去讲的话,就不只是误人子弟这种罪恶了,所以,博斯威尔非常伯乐地让胖子去讲讲在军事用途机甲设计时应该注意的问题,并解析几辆机甲作例子。
砰,砰,门外隐约传来了敲门的声音,有人在敲米兰的门,胖子赶紧跳起来,趴在房门的猫眼上看。电子猫眼可以很清晰地看见门外的情况,一个中校军官正捧着一束鲜花站在米兰门外,不时整理一下头发和衣领,我靠,胖子差点气炸了肺,怎么一下子冒出情敌来了!门开了,米兰一看见这中校军官,立即高兴地跳了起来,一声欢呼,猛地扑到军官的怀里。
企盼着米兰会一把丢了鲜花,并且狠狠给这军官两记耳光的田行健傻眼了,他一把拉开房门,冲上去把米兰从那中校怀里一把拉开,指着这中校怒道:“不管你是谁,我都要跟你决斗!”中校目瞪口呆地盯着这穿着一条裤衩就跑出来的胖子显然没有回过神来,张着嘴不知所措地站在那里,被胖子搂在怀里的米兰最先反应过来,又羞又气地叫道:“快放开我!”胖子也被自己冲动的反应吓了一跳,听米兰一叫,忙不迭地把她松开,一时间三个人站在那里,一阵死寂。
回过神来的中校古怪地看了米兰一眼,微笑着冲胖子道:“你是谁?为什么要和我决斗?”胖子怒道:“你连我是谁都不知道,怎么当第三者的?”那中校一愣,指着这穿着裤衩露出一身肉的憨胖子,用眼神询问地看向米兰,米兰一张脸羞得通红,一拉中校的手道:“这个人是个神经病,我不认识他,别理他!”说完,狠狠剜了胖子一眼,把中校拉进了房间,砰地一声关上了房门。
胖子在门口呆呆地站了半晌,喃喃地道:“居然让他进了房间,老子亏大了!”回到屋里,伤心的胖子一边叹着气伤感着不相信爱情,一边戴上耳机,妈的,隔壁的娘娘腔居然还在无休止的痛苦呻吟,猥琐的窃听失败,胖子用窥视仪一秒也不停地偷窥着米兰和那中校的一举一动,他甚至想好了,若是那中校敢有一丝轻举妄动,就算他出了米兰的门,也出不了这栋楼的门,出得了楼的门,也得把老二留下!结果,直到那中校起身告辞,也没见到他和米兰之间有什么亲密举动,胖子有些失望地放下了窥视仪,颇有些不能借题发挥而愤愤不平。
愤愤不平的还有米兰,她送走了客人,转身敲开了田行健的房门。胖子把门一打开,米兰的小粉拳劈头盖脸地一阵猛捶,打得胖子直呻唤,那声音不知道是极度痛苦还是极度舒服。
米兰见这死胖子脸皮强悍,实在有些无奈,恨道:“你到底想干什么!”胖子陷笑道:“那小白脸一看就不是什么好东西,我这也是担心你啊。”米兰冷冷地道:“不用你假好心,你既然能喜欢别人,我当然也可以!”胖子叹口气很诚恳地道:“亲爱的,冤冤相报何时了!不如我爱你过去,你爱我过来,咱们冤家宜结不宜解。”米兰被他逗得忍不住扑哧一笑,随即板着脸哼了一声道:“不报可以,你和安姐的事又怎么说?”胖子愣了一愣,厚着脸皮语重心长地道:“大家都是江湖儿女,性情中人,何必太计较呢?”
严于律人,宽以待己,这世界居然有这么无耻的家伙,米兰一阵头疼,觉得自己真是遇人不淑。正想痛斥其非,忽然被胖子一把拉进了房间,米兰羞嗔道:“死胖子,你想干什么?”胖子笑道:“刚才听你说骗不着就偷,我这不是偷来了么,女施主,你就成全了小僧吧。”米兰愣了一愣,随即想到,以这胖子的本事,要想偷听自己说话简直太简单了,一时间又羞又急,叫道:“死人,你…………”话音未落,却被田行健一把搂住,顿时全身没了力气,软倒在他怀里,呜地哭出声来,只觉得一被他搂住,这一天多来的委屈再也压抑不住,心里一阵气苦,捶着田行健的胸口,哭叫道:“我管过你么,美朵、妮娅,你和她们眉来眼去我管过你么,为什么要瞒着我!”胖子本就麻着胆子试探,听她这么一说,登时欣喜若狂,又见她哭得伤心,心疼不已地道:“我这不是怕你伤心么。”米兰埋着头只在他怀里哭得梨花带雨,哽咽着道:“我早知道你花心,可是你不该瞒着我,现在就这样,以后我还能指望你对我好么!你这又不帅又没钱还混蛋的死胖子,你到底对我耍了什么花招,我……我……”心只觉得伤心委屈,哭得愈发厉害。
胖子说不出话来,既不敢说自己英明神武人见人爱花见花开,又不敢说这是自己心理学泡妞招数在你身上长期实践的结果,这两条无论哪一条说出来,其结果都是死于非命。
终于等米兰哭得累了,田行健这才搂着她坐下,这事情他本就心有愧疚,若不是博斯威尔一席话让他抱了万一的想法才这般死缠烂打,恐怕自此再也没有这样的机会能和米兰这般说话,当下将自己和安蕾的事情一五一十地说了,米兰渐渐安静下来,听他说完,两人静了好一会儿,米兰只轻轻地道:“你不该瞒着我的……”过了好一会儿,她抬头道:“女人和男人不一样,爱一个人,终究死心塌地……你爱我么……”她地声音柔柔的,说不出的娇媚,也说不出的期盼,见田行健点了点头,米兰展颜一笑,又把头埋进他怀里,幽幽地道:“那你爱她么……”田行健茫然地又点了点头,叹了一口气道:“我好象很无耻……”米兰轻轻地拧了他一把,娇嗔道:“什么好象,你根本就很无耻……”
两个人静静地依偎在一起,米兰叹了口气道:“算我鬼迷心窍了罢,我也懒得去管你……”她妩媚地白了胖子一眼接着道:“就算没有安姐,你的风流韵事还少了么。”胖子笑道:“我哪还有什么风流韵事……就我这样长得天怒人怨的胖子,谁会对我感兴趣?”米兰坐正了身子,理理自己的裙子哼道:“被你救的人经常给我打电话呢,话里话外就没离开过你,也不知道你给人家下了什么迷药。”她越说越来气,轻轻拧着胖子的耳朵道:“惹这么多女人,你以为以后会有好日子过么?小心……”她的脸上飞起一团红晕,抿着嘴娇笑到:“小心被榨成人干。”
胖子呵呵地一脸憨笑:“那敢情好,正愁没办法减肥呢!”他一把抱住米兰,往她耳朵了哈了哈气,笑道:“要不,你现在就把我榨成人干。”米兰红着脸轻轻啐了一口道:“死胖子,你想得倒美。”说完,娇笑着挣脱胖子的怀抱站起身来就跑,却被胖子赶上来一把搂住,米兰浑身发软,眼波流转:“偷不着……便抢了么?”
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