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那晚的相谈，最后在张劲的各式推脱下，总算是把刘老头儿这个拿出了铁嘴神算汪牌媒婆嘴脸的老八卦给打发失落了。
虽然张劲如果摆出之前自己与何清浅的情史的话，更容易让这个老工具闭嘴。
可是张劲可不是刘老头儿，他可不喜欢把自己的感情经历拿出来晒。也做不到像刘老爷子那样，把自己养成、师生恋、老夫少妻等等事件讲的津津有味又洋洋满意。
所以一直到最后，刘老爷子也只以为张劲顶多是和何清浅有点成长前途的普通朋友。
那天之后，虽然刘老爷子还是会时不时的提起何清浅与他家老头何等的不合，也偶尔会建议一下张劲主动一些。可是也都被张劲含含糊糊的糊弄了过去。
日子还是那样的过，张劲继续当猪，刘老爷子继续乐和的做着自己的‘杂役’工作。
“苏家伙，我走了，好好在家里看家啊！”张劲掏出口袋里的手机瞄了一眼后，很不情愿的从躺椅上爬了起来，一边向自己的座驾走去，一边和不远处还在菜地里转悠的刘老爷子打着招呼。
正蹲在地垄里拔杂草的刘老爷子突然听到张劲的话，从菜地里直着腰站了起来，惊讶的问：“走？干嘛去啊？晚上还回来不？”
“昨天不就和你说了么？朋友结婚，我要去辅佐么？这两天你就自己吃自己吧！”张劲说着还指了指自己的脑袋，那意思是说这老头老年痴呆，有点秀逗了。
刘老爷子抬头看了看天色，奇怪的问：“你看看这天，都快到傍晚了，等你赶到城里的时候，那很多晚了？哪有这个时候结婚的？再说了，昨天你不是说后天ォ是你那个朋友结婚的日子么？”
“你以为我愿意啊？那家伙结婚搞的隆重的不得了，虽然是后天结婚，可是明天还要搞一个预演彩排。今天晚上更是有一个‘王老五’男人聚会，算是我这朋友最后一次纵容的机会，所以我这个苦命的伴郎就只好陪着折腾了，有啥体例？”
结一次婚还要提前彩排，还真是一件让人蛋疼的事情。
自历来到海窝子村之后，已经越来越懒的张劲甚至都后悔，自己当初承诺罗备那个家伙太欠考虑了，要不是现在反悔太坑爹、太不仗义、太伤人品的话，张劲都想干脆来个暂时性的人间蒸发，放背背那个家伙的鸽子了！
下午六七点钟，罗备家中的客厅里，十几个人或站或坐的挤在一起，抽着烟、喝着茶，一边还玩笑着明天的新郎官罗备。这些家伙都是加入今晚罗备的‘王老五’男人聚会的成员。所以自然是清一色的男人团。
就在罗备憋屈着笑脸，承受着大家对自己人身、人品和攻击的同时，还要伺候着这一帮大爷的时候，门铃响起，却是张劲到了……
罗备连忙屁颠屁颠的去开门。看见两手空空的张劲，牛仔裤、花衬衫的服装，罗备马上不淡定了：“我说老劲，你可别告诉我你后天就筹算这一身了！您老可是我的伴郎诶，每个来宾都要和我们合影的！总不成我穿新郎礼服、我老婆穿婚纱、伴娘穿晚礼服，结果你就穿这么一身吧？”
见到罗备跟个门神似的堵在门垩口，张劲毫不客气的一把把这家伙推开，自己从门垩口挤了进去，嘴里还说着：“你着急个屁，我总不成现在就把礼服穿身上吧？衣服在家里放着呢，明天穿上不就行了？”
罗备这ォ恍然想起，张劲虽然现在住到那个自己还没去过的乡下，可是市里的房子可是并没有卖失落。连忙陪着笑脸道：“之前都被这帮家伙折腾惨了，脑袋打结，考虑不周，考虑不周哈！”
罗备知道，自己可一定要把张劲这个伴郎溜须好，自己大日子那天，是死是活，就看张劲卖不卖力了！
可惜，罗备的媚眼抛给瞎子看。张劲根本就没有心情打量他的那张胖脸，把脚上的鞋子一甩后，就踩着地板窜进了屋里。
“呦，哥儿几个都被背背这个家伙折腾来了，看到你们都在，不是光折腾我自己老哥一个我心里就平衡多了！”走进客厅后，张劲发现石纹、肖飞、卫风、胡东岳几个家伙一个不缺的围在那里打屁聊天，心里马上舒坦的许多。
见到张劲进来，这一帮子家伙马上热闹起来。
“老劲，后天你的任务可是不轻啊！伴郎～，啧啧，这可是一个很需要勇气ォ敢于承接的岗位啊！”男人团中一个绰号‘胖头鱼’的家伙说到，口气中不乏威胁的成分。
“是啊，是啊，你可是要小心了……”‘胖头鱼’的话音刚落，马上就有一帮的家伙捧艰似的起哄。不怀怀好意的想要给张劲施加以沉重的压力。
通常喜宴上，就算新郎因为多方的掩护，最终没有壮烈牺牲，伴郎一般也很难跑得失落。谁让伴郎最主要的任务就是挡酒呢？
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