150 蛤蟆头
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中国人有个不合于国外的特点,就是特别认亲,老乡的关系相当的亲密。龙腾小说ltxsba.com[文字版到]所以古人才会把‘他乡遇故知’列入‘人生四大喜’之一,竟然能同‘久旱逢甘霖’、‘金榜题名时’和‘洞房花烛夜’相提并论。所以才会有‘亲不亲乡里人’的法。
鹿婉的这位舅舅也不例外,一听张劲也是黑省的,大嘴一下子就咧开了,跟马熊似的大胳膊也很是亲热的搭上了张劲的肩膀,“哦?这么咱们可是正宗的老乡。有一句话咋的来着,那叫‘老乡见老乡’两眼泪汪汪,。
所以一会儿咱可得好好整点儿!”
一群人寒暄熟络了一下,又再次和收拾工具的石老板打了一个招呼后,罗备六兄弟就‘蜂拥’着鹿婉这位剽悍的舅舅重新钻回了包厢里。
刚刚坐下,罗备这个东道就连忙开始散烟。第一支固然是递给这位刚刚认识的‘老舅’。
没成想,罗备递过来的烟,这位老舅刚刚只看了一眼,就嘴角上翘的推了回去,“这中华却是好烟,不过老舅我抽不惯,没味儿!”着,伸手从口袋里掏出一个巴掌大的布袋子,刚刚把布袋子口拉开,一股浓烈、呛人的烟草味就从里面散发开来。
这位老舅共,是从里面拿出一叠两指宽三寸长的纸条,接着又从布袋子中捏出焦黄的碎烟叶子卷了起来。熟练的三下两下就卷成了一只蛤蟆头,用手掐失落头上尖尖的纸捻子之后,才把手里的老旱烟向罗备哥儿几个比了比:“我还是喜欢抽这个有劲!怎么样,们要不要试试?”
兄弟六个都是烟民,再加上也都好个新鲜劲,更何况这旱烟可是‘老舅’敬的,那还不赶紧接过来?
于是兄弟六个一个个的伸出乎去,学着老舅之前的样子一手纸条一手捏旱烟的,卷起蛤蟆头来。
最终费了半天的功夫,哥儿六个人手一只蛤蟆头,不过实话,除张劲手中的这只堪称包裹的紧凑,弧线优美之外,其他哥儿几个手里的旱烟卷可真是够丑的。或者松松垮垮的一碰就从缝里往外漏烟土,或者粗粗细细的毫不匀称。
这可真不是张劲自吹,句不谦虚的话,张劲手里的蛤蟆头比老舅手里的这只还标准。可见,《武林三国》附身在各个方面带来的好处不成胜数。
宗师级饰物珠宝师的十级‘十指力量’、宗师级机关师的十级‘力量精确’和宗师级裁缝的十级‘十指灵活’可不是白给的。别是卷一只蛤蟆头,就算是最考究功夫、眼神的精密焊接或是精密加工,张劲刚刚上手时也不会比十几二十年的熟练工差。就算不杀人,在生活的各个方面,《武林三国》这个刚g也实在是有点大!副职业有的行业,能让张劲独有鳖头;副职业没有的行业,也能让张劲天赋异禀。绝对是真正的全能型人才。卷好了旱烟后,哥儿六个学着老舅的模样,纷繁把蛤蟆头的烟嘴儿标的目的用牙齿叼住,接着各自掏出火机点燃,深吸一口……
“咳咳咳咳……”除张劲之外,哥儿五个角逐似的同时咳嗽起来,一个个的一把鼻涕一把泪的,样子是相当的悲催。抽惯了卷烟的人,第一次抽早烟就敢这么大口,他不难受谁难受?
几兄弟的狼狈相让张劲乐开了花。《武林三国》附身的优越性再次体现。
十数倍常人体质的属性可不是白给,它不单提供给张劲十几倍于常人的体力、耐力,更是给张劲带来的十几倍于常人的免疫力和各类伤害的抗性。不夸张的,凭着张劲如今的抗性,别是这么一根蛤蟆头带给气管的这么一点点刺激,就算是在高浓度的一氧彳懒里呆上三五十分钟也不是什么了不得的大问题。体质上绝对是一流妖孽!
五兄弟抹泪的熊样让刚刚认识的这位坏心眼的老舅也笑很奸诈,很开心。估计这位直爽的老兄在让烟之初就没有什么好心眼子,也是等着看热闹呢!
很腹黑的笑看了狼狈的五兄弟一眼后,鹿家老舅再看到身边的张劲却很是悠哉享受的一口口的抽着,于是也凑了过去笑着:“看却是挺习惯的,是不是在家的时候碰过这玩意儿?”
张劲自然不成能自己的体质如何如何特殊,也只能顺着他的口气:“嗯,原来我姥姥姥爷家炕头上成天摆着个烟笸箩,曾经偷摸的试过两。!”
虽然张劲事实上没有抽过这旱烟,可是的时候,外婆家里的炕头上真的就有一个烟笸箩,这倒不是骗人。
张劲还记着时后家里那嘎达有一个词叫做‘东北三宝’。所谓人参、貂皮、鹿茸,这东北三宝是卖钱的,是给外人听的。而东北自己人的三宝则是,地上的‘棉靴獭’、炕上的‘烟笸箩’和仓房的‘酸菜缸’。
张劲记着时候的天气可是比现在冷多了,每年总有个把月的要在零下三十度以下,就算是零下四十度也偶尔有那么几天。如果直是温度的话,南方人可能还没有什么直观的感觉,可是如果打个例如的话,就清楚多了。
这么吧,这种温度张劲时候曾经试过,吐一口唾沫到自己鞋面上,绝对不是轱上去的,而是弹开来的,因为唾沫从嘴到鞋上这么点距离,已经被冻成冰渣了!可想而知这种温度又何等可怕,何等杀人!
那种温度,如果穿普通的皮靴或是棉鞋的话,在外面走个十几分钟,都能够把脚丫子冻失落。可是这棉靴獭却不合。棉花絮的里子、羊皮或者牛皮、鹿皮包外皮、靴獭草絮的夹层,绝对暖和!
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