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153 痘痘

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“真是羡慕婉婉姐,都是女人,为啥人家的沟沟就那么深,那么显眼呢?”看着镜子中的自己,岳文亭有些对自己的b罩杯身材不满意了!

见到岳文亭一副哀怨的样子在镜子前挤着,张劲很努力的憋了一会儿后,终于还是忍不住‘噗嗤’的一声笑出声来。

笑声不大,但是对于‘偷偷摸摸’的干着自己‘私事’的岳文亭来,简直就是晴天霹雳,于无声处听惊雷!

岳文亭这才发现屋子里竟然还有期他人存在,虽然勉强压住了自已心里的‘惊吓,努力装成若无其事的样子,但是还是忍不住露出有些尴尬的表情。

最终岳文亭反应还算挺快的眼睛转了两圈后,连忙故作没有发现张劲似的继续在镜子前摆弄起来,不过这次不同的是,这丫头摆弄的是脸,而不是胸口的那两坨肉。

几乎把脸贴在镜子上的岳文亭左摆右看,嘴里还用比之前响亮好多的声音,欲盖弥彰的抱怨着:“诶哟,真讨厌。怎么又长痘痘了!”

张劲憋着笑向门外走去,当走到岳文亭身边的时候,故意的狠狠盯了岳文亭胸口一眼,然后用长辈鼓励晚辈似的口气:“妹妹,要自信一点哦!这里比痘痘还是要稍微大一点点嘛!当然了,就算是没有痘痘大也不要紧,关键是位置站的准,功能齐全就好。想开一点,没什么大不了了!看我的也就和差不多,我每天不也笑的很开心!”这话,张劲还很猥琐,很意有所指的拍了拍自己胸口的‘那个位置。

张劲勉强忍着笑意完,就再也绷住脸上的表情,大笑的跑出门去,留下岳文亭原地跳脚,发飙。

张劲这话太诛心了,竟然拿一个大男人仅仅是用来摆设的痘痘和自己用途广泛的宝宝相比,简直是欺人太甚。

岳夹亭嘴里诅咒着,心里也匙瓷愤不平的有些懊丧,“不活了,实在是太丢脸了!也怪自己太粗心了,整理衣服之前也没有好好的检查一下有没有人‘躲’起来。结果自己不但‘那样子’的时候被别人看个正着,更过分的是看到自己这样子的人还是一个男人,更更让自己难以接受的是这个男人竟然是自己的死对头张劲那个家伙!”

“这个家伙也是,太龌龊,太无耻了。偷摸的躲了起来,肯定是故意的。肯定是想要做什么坏事……”

自我检讨一番,又枰击了张劲人品一番之后,岳文婷发现张劲夸张的笑声在门外还是没有停歇的意思,于是忍不住怒火更胜的发飙着冲了出去,嘴里还恶狠狠的喊着:“死张劲,我杀了!”

酒店大门垩口处,从楼上开始就甜甜蜜蜜、轱轱糊糊的罗备和鹿婉直到现在要上车的时候,才发现自己的伴郎、伴娘不见了。两人连忙各自掏出手机给伴娘伴郎打电话。

还没等电话的忙音响两声,就听见张劲带着笑意的声音从不远处传来,“不用打了,我们来了!”

罗备夫妻俩循声望去,只见伴郎张劲一脸的神采飞扬脚步轻快的走了过来。而伴娘岳文亭则黑着一张脸,跟在后面,那时不时落在张劲身上的眼光跟‘李飞刀’似得,寒光闪闪的,似乎杀伤力不俗。

见到两人终于赶了过来,罗备一时间倒也没有注意到两人神情的异样,只是满嘴埋怨着:“们干嘛去了?怎么这么久才来!赶紧上车,我妈他们还在我的新房那边等着呢!”

听到罗备询问和催促,张劲又想起了岳文亭在镜子前搔首弄姿的样子,原本脸上始终没有褪去的笑意再次绽放开来,而且越开越威,很快演变出前仰后合的夸张肢体语言:“哈哈哈哈~,笑死我了。背背是没看到,刚才……”

听到张劲的开头语,岳文亭有了不好的预感,连忙加强自己眼神的马力,拼命的撑大上下两张眼皮,拼命的让自己的眼睛出‘闭嘴’和‘凶盯u,两个词。

但是笑的夸张的张劲就像没有看到岳文亭严重浓重的警告味道似得,依然是那一副笑的合不拢嘴的样子继续:“刚才我不是去洗手间了么?我出来的时候才发现们居然都走了,只剩下们的伴娘,猜我看到了什么……”

“喂,姓张的,话不算话,刚才答应过我不的……”,岳文亭见自己眼神的威力似乎远不足以让张劲恪守保密的约定,再也坚持不住淡定的沉默,尖叫的吼着堵住了张劲接下来的一句话。

性格八卦的罗备和鹿婉这才终于发现了自己伴娘和伴郎之间的不对劲,也不急着催人上车了,而是一边一个的‘蹿’到张劲的两侧,迫不及待的问道:“看到了什么?看到了什么?”

对于自己伴郎伴娘之间的过节新郎新娘可是门儿清,对于两人每次的激烈碰撞更是带着期盼的心情,堪称喜闻乐见。

今天之所以会让这根本尿不到一个壶里的两个人当伴郎伴娘,固然是有岳文亭的强烈要求与张劲酒量非凡的原因在其中,但是也不乏两个毫无身为新郎新娘自觉的夫妻恶趣味在其中。

如今看两人的口气,自己似乎错过了应该会很精彩的事情。而且似乎很劲爆,似乎是张劲这位伴郎占据了上风。两个以八卦为己任的新郎新娘怎能不迫不及待的一听为快?[]

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