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156 团结就是力量

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还不等找茬兄话,一直勉强克制着自己.一直心里告诫着自己:今天一定要淑女,一定要注意形象的鹿婉,脾气终于憋不住的爆了,“姓金的,我警告,别跟我得寸进尺!就这一杯酒,们爱喝就喝,不爱喝就滚!”

借着鹿婉爆管的机会,手痒脚痒的想要把啤酒瓶子摔到找茬男脑袋上的罗备,一边眼神凶狠的瞄准着找茬男的脑袋瓜子,一边侧过头咬着牙在张劲的耳朵边上解释着。龙腾小说ltxsba.com[]

“这子是我老婆单位的同事,听他表姐是他们公司老板的三,所以这子在公司一直以来就装的跟二老板似得,这一桌子人几乎都是他的狗腿子。这畜生前一段时间看上我老婆了,动手动脚的,结果被我老婆一顿‘三娘教子大锅贴’加上‘断子绝孙腿”后来又加上一个‘消防灭火瓶的全垒打’让这孙子在医院待了两天。刚出来,我就让我们公司的几个刺头又把他送回去住了一个礼拜。这家伙报警,结果警察也没抓住啥把柄,估计这子不服气,今天这是来找茬来了!”

看着罗备已经从负责端酒的的岳文亭手里把啤酒瓶子拎了过来,调整好了握瓶姿势,跃跃yu试的时刻准备着在鹿婉的一声令下之后,就冲上去让那找茬子满头酒香。

顺便请这家伙喝自己的血酒!

张劲连忙拉了罗备一把,“这可是的喜宴别乱来,让人家笑话!”

完,张劲就再次堆起笑脸插进怒目相对的鹿婉和找茬男之间,把鹿婉挡在自己身后,对着找茬男:“算了,这么喜庆的日子这么吵多不好。也是个有身份的人,多跌分子!来,今天新郎官很忙我陪喝!”

“算什么东西?我凭什么跟喝?”找茬兄丝毫不知道啥叫借着梯子下墙,仍然不依不饶的叫嚣着。

就在张劲的脸有些挂不住,已经忍不位的开始翻动《武林三国》系统的技能列表和毒药列表时,发现这边气氛不对的鹿婉老舅过来了。

“今天伴郎也很忙,而且伴郎也配不上这位贵客的身份。那我来陪喝好了!”雷哥在这个姓金的找茬男身后钻了出来。话的同时他那常人大腿粗的右臂跟铁架子似得紧紧的勒着找茬男的脖子,本就彪呼呼的长相一笑之下显得越发的狰狞。

找茬男被雷哥勒的脸通红,不出话来。这家伙的一个弟立马忠心耿耿的跳了出来,“算……什么东西!”本来十分蛮横的口气,被长相凶恶的雷哥扭过头来龇着白牙一笑,后半句顿时声音低了八度,显得十分的弱气。那一瞬间,这个衰男就像看到了一只凶狠的肉食动物在想自己龇牙,嗯形象点的话,叫做‘血盆大口’。

“我是什么东西?我是鹿婉的舅舅,娘亲舅大,今天这里我是最大的一个。如果我陪们喝酒,要是再不满意的话,那就明们这是故意找茬的!”雷哥着,还故意鼓了鼓自己发达变态的肌肉凶神恶煞似得笑了一笑把两条浓黑的眉毛扭成了杀气很重的倒八字,威胁的意味不言而喻。

这时候,鹿婉其他几位叔叔、堂哥、表哥啥的也已经凑了过来。其中一位个子比雷哥稍矮,彪壮却不逊色分毫的壮汉笑着跟着一桌找茬的家伙:“我们起来不是鹿婉的舅舅,就是新郎官的大舅子、舅子,地位也仅次于舅舅。所以我们为了表示尊敬我们这些做主人的一赔一,肯定要陪好们这些客人!”

见到一排十多个彪壮大汉站在那里,凶神恶煞似地盯着自君。不远处,还有些杀气浓厚的老娘们跃跃yu试的想要过来。这下子这些家伙再也不敢叫嚣了。其实这帮人就是瘪三,欺软怕硬很拿手但是一旦碰到了石头,他们就是一坨屎而已。

他们只想到了婚宴上,这些主家怕丢脸只能忍气吞声。但是他们没有想到,这新娘家居然这么剽悍,这么团结,这么……

看着找茬一桌的十来个人,在一群壮汉的‘挟持’下,强颜欢笑的一杯一杯的往下灌酒。张劲先是喟叹了一句‘果然团结就是力量!。

接着张劲又忍不住抹了一把额头上的冷汗,声的在罗备耳边:“背背,今天这些人是同一阵线的同志,算是‘团结起来’一致对外”以后过年过节,陪着老婆回娘家的时候,没有了外敌,开始内斗的话,就要心珍重了。”

听了张劲的话,眼睛发直的看着这些拿酒当水喝的豪爽‘亲人”罗备忍不住打了一个寒战,埋怨着:“我已经尽量不想那么远了,还偏要提。觉着吓唬新郎官很有意思么?”那眼神哀怨的,比苦守寒窑十八年的王宝训还寒,比开封府大堂上的秦香莲还怨,让张劲忍不住的抖落了一地鸡皮。

这时候,岳文亭这个一直和张劲不对路的家伙也凑了过来,“怪不得婉姐这么直爽,这么辣,原来后盾这么雄厚!生在东北,真幸福,我要是也生在东北就好了,谁敢欺负我,我就让他变猪头!”着,还狠狠的瞪了张劲一眼。

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