503得罪毒师的后果
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别看陶老爷子是古时贱业的厨师，每天与杀鸡宰鹅、锅碗灶台相伴。更多小说ltxsba.com但这老头儿绝对不是憨货，更不是文盲，恰恰相反，这老头儿绝对算得上是大华夏文化的专精者。
想当初陶老爷子在飞机上与张劲初见的时候，作为这老头儿与张劲搭讪的引子就是一本《唐史》。
当时这位皇汉的老爷子，更是与张劲从《唐史》聊到全部的《二十四史》，接着又从此引申开来，聊国学、讲断代，把因为博闻强记而已经在此方面造诣不俗的张劲侃的晕头涨脑，甚至一度让张劲以为，这老爷子与何清浅她爹——那只堪称国学大师的‘何榴莲’是同行，是某所大学的国学教授呢！
陶老爷子的文化造诣，由此可见一斑！
所以，蓝老头儿、张老头儿和陶老头儿这三个肚子里很有墨水，而且酒意正酣的老头儿，与张劲这个博闻强记的妖孽一起，聊起天来，相当的有‘文人文会’的格调。一个个信口开河，夸夸其谈！
他们就今晚静邑的夜色，聊《荷塘月色》的空明境界；他们就路旁风吹禾响的田地，聊《聊斋志异》鬼狐野老；他们就远处传来的不绝涛声，吟咏‘东临碣石，以观沧海’；他们就前来海窝子村路的崎岖，以及村周虽矮却坡岩陡立的丛山清咏‘剑阁峥嵘而崔嵬，一夫当关，万夫莫开。’；他们慷慨高亢的倾颂‘老夫聊发少年狂’；他们指着旷野青山和清清‘寒水溪’中的新月倒影，念叨着‘野旷天低树，江清月近人’……
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有着三个肚子里酸腐臭气想要会发的老头儿需要陪伴，从刘老爷子家到张劲小楼这区区百多米的距离，一行人一直走了十几分钟才算蹭到地方。
回到小楼，张劲将一帮借酒装疯、装年轻、装文青的老头儿安顿好，又把一坨烂肉似的北宫胖子扔到书房的小床上后，就钻回了自己的房间。【无弹窗小说网
洗了一个澡后，浑身清爽的张劲。躺在床上悄悄的展开脑海中的那副小地图，心情愉快的看起好戏来。
按照张劲这个宗师级大毒师的推断，两个受了张劲‘混毒之术’的丫头，该享受张劲小心眼的报复。开始折腾了。
虽然张劲家卧室很多，但是这么多人住进来，也难免有些紧张。所以，林琳就很慨然的将刚认的好姐姐岳文婷，邀请到自己的房间，与自己同榻共卧。
于是，偷窥的张劲就直接将注意力集中在小地图上的林琳房间的位置。
现在。张劲的《小李飞刀》仍然仅只两级，而且因为有着别样的升级计划，所以升级的属性点始终未曾关照‘洞察’这一项，以至于如今他的洞察属性仍然仅仅只有三十点而已。小地图中看到的人形，仍然如当初与一众阿兵哥聚会，偷窥百合亲热时一样。模模糊糊，仅仅能够分清头脚、辨出人形而已。
张劲将注意力越过小地图中隔壁的书房，越过那躺在书房小床上的那团‘人球’形状的肉团后。又越过一堵墙，终于落入了暂时属于林琳的卧室香闺之中。
此时，两条模糊的白色人形一个躺靠在床头。手里摆弄着什么。张劲估计，应该是两女中的一位，坐在那里玩手机。
另一个，坐在床边的床头椅上，侧着脑袋，手里拿着什么东西舞弄着。张劲估计，应该是两女中的另一位，刚刚洗了澡，正在用毛巾擦拭头发。
从坐着擦拭头发的那个人形双手活动的幅度来看，这个人应该是岳文婷。因为这个人显然是长发。而林琳则因为火灾烧伤的缘故，往常带着帽子的头顶其实是一个带着烧伤疤痕的光瓢。
就当张劲刚刚通过推断，分辨出两个人形各自是谁的时候，坐在床头玩手机的林琳突然不自在的扭动了一下。接着，抬起手来在后背抓了一把。
这一把抓下去，就像开启了一个什么开关似的。林琳整个的身体都随之开始扭动起来。而那一只在后背抓了一把的手也已经不在仅仅局限于后背了，而是胳膊、头脸、胸背、腿脚到处游走。很快，仅仅一只手的忙碌就不够了，另一只原本擎着手机的手也很快的加入了抓挠的行列。
看到这条应该是林琳的光影双手飞快的在身上抓挠，偷窥中的张劲，满脸都是恶意畅快的笑容，一副奸计得售的样子，得意的自言自语道：
“痒了吧？我叫你得意，你以为你怪叔叔的东西这么容易吃啊？那是鸿门宴懂不？”
就当张劲对于林琳的际遇快意不已的时候，那个应该是岳文婷的光影也停止了擦拭头发的动作，似乎关心的问了林琳什么后，站起身来走过去。看样子是想要帮助林琳挠痒痒。
然而，岳文婷刚刚站到窗前伸出手去，还不等双手落到林琳的身上，就再次收了回来，转而按到了自己的小肚子上。身子也有些颤抖的弓了下来。
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