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619 我也是玩笑

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随着针盒掀开,张劲伸手一抄,一百零八支龙纹白蜂针,以及一只五寸许的华佗针,尽皆落入手掌。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

接着,几人再次看到了银色的流星雨,曳着长长的光尾,漫天落下。虽然几人都已经不是第一次看,但那种绚烂的美丽,仍然让几人如醉如痴!

不过两秒左右的功夫,流星雨停了。而何爸爸则变成一支浑身长满银针的刺猬!

黑色的黑玉断续膏,让何爸爸原本病态微黄的肌肤,一片油亮黝黑,就如健美比赛时,选手涂在身上以橄榄油为主的健美油一样。

如今的何爸爸和健美选手比起来,同样是满身油光,同样是仅着短裤。

唯一区别就是,人家健美选手,一个个肌肉崚嶒,充满了力量的美感。涂抹了健美油后,油光反射下,使得肌肉的线条更加明显,似乎越发健硕。

而何爸爸则是一身排骨,腿臂如干柴。涂了这层黑黝黝、油亮亮的黑玉断续膏后,油光反射下,让这个老爷子看起来反而越发的瘦了。有种形销骨立的感觉。简直就跟从小到大从未吃饱过的非洲难民一样!

当非洲难民似的何爸爸身上再插满了银芒灿灿的银针,那形象更不得了,简直就像一只毛稀顶凸的白毛猴子!

想当然,看到何爸爸这幅摸样后,嘴碎、嘴损的刘老爷子第一个跳了出来,先是一声戏谑的嗤笑,然后口气轻浮的说:

“哎呦喂,这是谁啊?本来远看还以为是第三世界兄弟国家的非洲难民呢?结果近了一瞧,原来还长白毛了,原来是只毛稀的老猴子!真媳……”

被张劲用银针插满一身的何爸爸,虽然能听能看,但是却暂时失去了说话、动弹的能力。所以,从来都与刘老爷子针锋相对,而且每每都能在嘴上占些便宜的何爸爸。这时候也只好苦忍。面对上蹿下跳的刘老头儿,何爸爸唯一的抵抗手段,也只能是闭上双眼,来个眼不见为净!

没办法,此时败退,非战之罪,只是形式使然!

然而。何爸爸无奈退避。刘老爷子这个节操无底线的老头儿,见到终于有机会占了上风,却得寸进尺,玩起痛打落水狗、落井下石来。

当刘老爷子发现何爸爸不能开口不能动手的时候,越发的变本加厉。从随身的口袋中掏出手机来,嘴里还碎碎的说:

“你说现在这手机真是高科技。这么点儿一个小玩意儿,不但能上网,而且摄像、拍照样样皆能!

就因为方便,现在才有那么多人喜欢玩儿自拍!

虽然自拍的都是年轻人,但今天我老刘也聊发少年狂,学一学年轻人的玩儿法!

堂堂何榴莲如今这样子,我说啥也要拍一张清楚的。到时候给那些认识何大师的家伙们看看。告诉他们,何榴莲现在身上不长刺儿,改长针了。

比原来更厉害!”

刘老爷子举着手机想要拍下自己丑态的架势,让何爸爸连安心闭眼,听而不闻都不能了。如果自己这副抹了一身‘健美油’、长着‘刺猬刺儿’的‘半裸照’,真的被刘老爷子发给圈内好友的话,那自己可就丢人丢大了。

于是,何爸爸刚刚闭牢的双眼。陡然再次打开。怒目圆睁的看着上蹿下跳,正在研究自己手机从未用过的摄影功能该咋弄的刘老爷子。

就看何爸爸这眼神中的凶狠,就知道。如果何爸爸现在不是不方便说话的话,恐怕早就对刘老爷子破口大骂了,就算爆出粗口,问候他全家女性也未必不会;

如果何爸爸不是因为身上的伤和固定的针,而无法动弹的话。何爸爸恐怕早就对这个越来越没品的老头儿饱以老拳了。

就在何爸爸有力无处使的时候,与何爸爸心有灵犀的何妈妈连忙跳出来打圆场,维护自家老头儿的权益和面子:

“刘叔,别这样。我家过之好面子,你要是真的拍了,他可真会翻脸!”

“翻脸就翻脸,老刘我怕他不成!就算是不往外传,我也一定要拍张照片,让这家伙始终有个把柄在我手里。免得他总是仗着自己能说欺负我!”

刘老爷子一边继续在触摸屏上寻找着摄像头的图标,一边嘴里满不在乎的说。

张劲敏感的发现,何爸爸已经被刘老爷子气的有些掐不尊,已经可能影响到接下来的治疗了。于是,他也顾不得再坐山观虎斗,看这俩老爷子每天都会上演几场的大戏,连忙上前安慰道:

“何爸爸,别发火,平静、一定要平静下来。你也别怕,要是这老头儿真敢把你现在这样子拍下来要挟你,我向你保证,等你身体大好能动了的时候,我肯定帮你把他扒光了定在那里,连内裤咱都不给他留。

到时候,我给你弄一部五千万像素以上的高清相机,和一部专业级的摄像机,让你三百六十度的拍个够。

要啥姿势就让这老头儿摆啥姿势,有多恶心就多恶心。

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