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719 一对儿不要脸

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腹诽北宫朔月、肖非和罗备这些拥有‘小受’心理的家伙的时候,张劲完全完全忽视了一个事实。更多小说ltxsba.com何清浅这个纯纯如水的女人,如果说是小鸟依人,说是拥有传统女性美德还说得过去。

但是叶红这个同样让他爱到骨头里,死也不肯放开的女人,可是纯纯新时代女强人,不管是自己的性格、还是对自己男人的态度,除了妩媚的撩拨自己男人荷尔蒙的时候能够软的跟一滩香泥似的之外,这个妖精似的女人哪一点像是三纲五常的传统女性了?

石纹、胡东岳、卫风这帮和张劲熟的恨不能穿一条裤子的家伙谁不知道,叶红这个风华绝代的辣美妞儿,一旦飚起来比穆欣然这只母老虎绝对是有过之而无不及!

唯一区别就是,肖非有小受潜质,在发飙的穆欣然魔掌之下一向逆来顺受,玩那种以柔克刚的把戏。

而张劲,则是向来嘴硬、脖子硬、膝盖硬,每次冲突都跟叶红针尖对麦芒,战斗不息、奋斗不止罢了!

按照肖非、卫风、石头等等这帮损友的总结,张劲和叶红的近五年婚姻,那简直就是‘五年解放战争’的缩影,大战役、中战争、小战斗从不间断,不是东风压倒西风,就是西风压到东风。

唯一和当年国共双方关系不同的是,她们俩在整个五年战争期间,和谐的蜜月期稍稍多了一点。而且只要蜜月期一到绝没有任何硝烟,那是好的蜜里调油、如胶似漆。那夫妻和谐的,绝对是让情人眼红,让旁人肉麻的好!

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在张劲还在捂着脸仰天长叹的时候,北宫朔月已经快步走到了仍然如疯虎般,在几位大汉挟持下挣扎不休的岳文婷身边』后这个胖子那一双看起来痴肥蠢笨的肥手突然变得超乎想象的灵活。十根手指突然跳出超乎观感的美丽舞蹈。

但见北宫朔月那十根胡萝卜似的肥手指如轮般旋转着撑开。就如两朵梅花花苞在短短的一瞬间飞快绽放,接着这两朵似乎随风起舞的梅花,飘悠悠在岳文婷的左右飞舞起来,似有意似无意的在几个大汉的几处关节位置轻轻碰了两下,一触即收』后就见这几个精壮大汉如触电一般松开了手,踉跄退开。

擒拿手,北宫家独门家传的《梅花擒拿手》!

北宫家家传的《梅花擒拿手》。也许跟张劲传承自《武林三国》系统,号称《武林三国》第一擒拿手的《大鹰爪手》相比,威力、深奥程度驹差距颇大,甚至完全不在一个档次上。但是用以对付几个仅有三两力气的普通人壮汉的话,已经是绰绰有余,甚至是大材小用,就算称之为‘杀鸡用牛刀’也不为过。

北宫朔月这个胖子显然对家传的《梅花擒拿手》颇有一番造诣。几下子下来。不带丝毫的火气。顶多在张劲这种动态视觉超人的眼中有种异样鬼魅的美感,但是对普通人来说,这动作根本看不清楚。只觉着北宫胖子的手刚刚稍微一动,那几个抓着岳文婷胳膊的男人就退开了,甚至他们之间有没有肢体接触都不甚分明。

就连因为胳膊突如其来的那种过电似的酸麻,而猝然闪退的几个家伙都没有察觉出其中的怪异。只是以为北宫朔月的动作造成的效果纯属凑巧。毕竟。大家平常也都有过,比如手肘撞到哪里。麻了一整条胳膊的经历。

将岳文婷‘解救’下来后,北宫朔月也不理几个被自己驱逐开来的男人有些疑惑的眼神,一边拉拽着仍然不肯罢休的想往猥琐男那里扑去的岳文婷,一边劝慰道:

“婷婷,你先休息一下,别累着了。你这么大的一个美女居然亲自揍这个瘪犊子,脏了自己手脚不说,也太抬举他了吧?我估计,别看他鼻孔汆血的看起来挺凄惨的,哀嚎的似乎也满专业的,但是心里还不知道怎么乐呢?

以他那副姥姥不亲、舅舅不爱的德行,能让你这么大美女的脚亲自碰到,就算隔着一双鞋和一层袜子,对他来说也太荣幸了!”

不得不说,北宫朔月这胖子实在是太厚皮,太不怕肉麻了,说的简直比唱的还好听■眼说瞎话,一点也不含糊,一点也没有亏心的感觉!

岳文婷那操蛋的脾气且不说,在张劲看来至少也是个‘生人勿近’的级别。

就是她这副长相在类似于张劲这种正常男人眼中,顶多也就是六十分水准,刚好卡在及格线上而已。属于那种晚上出来吓不着人,聚光灯下化了妆也诱不了人的‘芸芸众生’。

至于说岳文婷的身材,那就更乏善可陈,胸不挺、腰不细、臀不翘、腿不长。虽然性别性征还算明显,但绝对应该算是发育不良的范畴‰想在背背与鹿婉结婚接新娘子时,这妞儿对镜挤乳沟时那自怨自艾的话,就知道,即使以这个女人的自恋程度,对自己的身材都信心缺缺。岳文婷的身材差到什么程度,由此已经可见一斑。

就这种丢到人堆里就找不出来的平凡样儿,居然都能被北宫朔月这胖子说成‘大美女’,而且那口气还情真意切,毫不勉强,这未免也太过违心了!

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