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一夜易过!
昨夜,岳文卓和张劲在天台上喝酒直到凌晨,最后虽然酒量尚可,但远没有如张劲这种妖孽体质的岳文卓变成一滩烂泥!
其实,张劲本来没打算让岳文卓变成这样子的,张劲本打算喝得差不多了,就回房睡觉的。龙腾小说ltxsba.com但是,张劲没想到,酒过三巡有了七分醉意的岳文卓,竟然撕下了他一向温文尔雅的面具,如孩子一般又哭又闹$话唠一般,喋喋不休的向张劲诉苦。
从当初因叶红选择张劲的失恋的痛苦,到这些年为家族企业奔波应酬吃的苦头,再到自己家长包办自己婚姻的不自由……
尤其是当岳文卓从张劲口中得知,楼下那个来时惊鸿一瞥,漂亮的与叶红各有春秋的何大美女竟然是张劲除叶红外的‘另一个’妻子,张劲竟然脚踏两只船的时候,岳文卓的碎嘴越发一发不可收拾。
哀伤的为叶红一腔深情而不值,痛苦的为初恋情人遇人不淑而心痛,愤慨的对张劲花心的鄙夷,对张劲从人格、人品到节操、道德,展开了全方位的批判。
岳文卓充分的发挥出他曾经辩论大赛第四辩手的嘴皮子功底。旁征博引,从儒家到道家,从古代到当代,从四书五经到宪法国法,从八荣八耻到五讲四美,将张劲本就稀少的节操批了个支离破碎。
见到岳文卓如此话唠,见到这个大男人哭的难看德行,感受到这个用手指始终指着自己鼻子不放的男人不断的将灵芝露喷到自己的脸上v劲最终实在不堪忍受≮是,张劲‘怒从心头起。恶向胆边生’,干脆也不吝啬美酒,一杯接一杯的捏着岳文卓的鼻子灌了下去,在最短的时间内将这个唐僧般的家伙从七分醉变成十二分醉,扔到客房中后,这才算是耳根清净、天下太平。
因此,昨夜醉成这幅德行,又睡下极晚的岳文卓自然不可能早起。
而岳文卓的妹妹更不可能比他起的早!
因为。根据张劲的‘观察’,这个昨晚才‘蓬门初开’的丫头,不知是食髓知味还是北宫朔月的功力催眠,或者其他的什么原因,昨夜这个初尝个中滋味的小妞儿可不是浅尝辄止。而是没高没低的和同样是‘第一次’的厚皮胖子狠狠的折腾了好几个小时,至少六七个回合,才算消吐来。睡得甚至比被张劲用酒灌翻的岳文卓更晚!
连伤带累。再加上多次巅峰兴奋后的困乏,自然足以让这个本就喜欢赖床的丫头一觉睡到大中午。
所以,今天只有有武傍身,身体素质和外表完全不搭界的北宫朔月照常起床。同张劲一起晨练、早餐。当张劲吃过早餐躺在大槐树下的躺椅上晨读的时候,这胖子也与张劲隔着茶几而坐,一边捧着平板电脑上网遥控处理一些公司事务。一边有一口没一口的啜着刚刚泡好的碧螺春!
完成晨读后,躺在躺椅上的张劲也不起身,随手将手中的《图鉴》往旁边懈上一扔,就利落的掏出盗命杆,添上一袋‘天香草’⌒上眼睛美滋滋的吧嗒起来。
当张劲喷吐几口烟雾后,这才再次睁开眼睛。斜睨了一眼正一脸享受的坐在茶几另一端品茗的北宫胖子后,开口了:
“我说胖子,昨晚儿感觉如何?讲讲?究竟是几度夕阳红,到底是大战多少回合?比较一下,是同这位心相印的平凡女啪啪啪爽,还是和祸水级骨肉皮啪啪啪舒服。
在评点一下,你家婷婷在那方面,比得上你过去收集到的十大名穴不?”
张劲脸上挂着无限的淫.贱,随着他的开口,无尽的猥琐之气扑鼻而来。
于是,满面春风的北宫朔月抖了起来,摆出一副不屑一顾的清高嘴脸,脑壳子上扬,眼梢子上漂,用两洞硕大的鼻孔直勾勾的‘瞅着’张劲,以君子对小人的口气说道:
“庸俗!下贱!
居然这种问题也问得出来,胖子我跟你可不是一路人。胖子我是高尚的人、纯粹的人、脱离了低级趣味的人!而你恰恰相反!
你这种人根本不懂感情!过去那些女人和我家婷婷能比么?
过去那些所谓美女、所谓名穴,只是交易,对胖子我来说只是过眼云烟,只是的感知,只是一段几乎快要完全淡忘的回忆而已。
只为了‘啪啪啪’而‘啪啪啪’的!
而我跟我家婷婷那可是源于爱情的水到渠成,是灵与肉的交流,是与灵魂的双重享受!
没有感情的‘啪啪啪’只是交配,有感情的‘啪啪啪’才叫做人伦!
我和我家婷婷……”
“打住!立马给我打住!”
见到北宫朔月这死胖子摆出传道士的架子,喋喋不休的似乎有长篇大论的打算,被北宫朔月几句说辞肉麻不轻的张劲,一边搓着胳膊上暴起的鸡皮疙瘩,一边连忙堵住了这胖子的嘴。
“你丫的肉麻不肉麻?别跟你哥我装的跟情圣似的,什么灵与肉的交流,什么交配,你恶心不恶心?
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