800 从正剧到闹剧
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北宫胖子在一声叹息后，一脸沉重的在张劲身边的茶几旁坐下u是给自己倒了一杯早已经冷掉的茶水，如饮愁酒似的，仰脖子干掉，然后这才拿出身为商界精英讨价还价时，更胜于街长里短大妈的碎嘴本事，喋喋不休的向张劲诉起苦来。更多小说ltxsba.com
在北宫胖子词汇丰富、绘声绘色的描述下，岳家的老爸老妈简直就成了京剧‘生旦净末丑’五类角色中的丑角！岳文卓订婚宴上绝大多数的宾客，都成了丑角！
岳爸爸、岳妈妈的那嫌贫爱富的德行，那暴发户的嘴脸，被刻画的淋漓尽致！那帮客人的虚伪、龌龊，也被形容的惟妙惟肖！
当张劲将胖子很具有主观性，很具有蛊惑性的形容词过滤一遍，将这胖子用了五斤口水才说完的事儿，精炼、提纯后，终于总结出了这胖子话中隐藏的真实，弄清楚了昨晚发生的事情。
原来这场本来应该好好的，应该在一片虚伪的繁华中落幕的订婚宴，居然因为北宫胖子的出色表现，彻底成了一场闹剧！
原本这场订婚宴其实就不单纯，除了为岳文卓找个门当户对的未婚妻，为岳家找个有姻亲联系的商场盟友之外。岳家的爸爸、妈妈，还另有计划，准备借此机会一石二鸟。
岳爸爸、岳妈妈十分清楚，自己那位翘家的女儿和哥哥的感情极好，一定不会错过对哥哥来说这么重要的订婚宴的。
所以，岳爸爸、岳妈妈不但想借此机会，将被儿子掩护而失踪许久的女儿捉拿归案，而且还想借着这次儿子订婚宴上名流云集的机会，顺带的在参与宴会的富二代中，为岳文婷也找个乘龙快婿，更是为岳家再找个有姻亲联系的商场盟友！彻底断了那个穷鬼死胖子的念想，也断了女儿想要不争气的机会。
所以，很多与会的年轻雄性。其实都是事先从长辈那里得到暗示，是怀有某种目的前来的！
结果，失踪了许久的岳文婷确实如寻找女儿许久的岳爸爸、岳妈妈想的那样，没有错过哥哥的订婚宴，出现在订婚现场。但是，岳爸爸、岳妈妈没想到的是，女儿并不是独身前来。之前曾经被他们用钱财羞辱的掩面而逃的那个穷酸胖子，居然也厚着脸皮的出现了♀和他们的预想可是大相径庭！
他们本以为当初连支票都不要，被羞的掩面奔逃的北宫朔月肯定是个脸皮很薄、很要脸的人，以后就算继续同女儿暗通款曲，也绝对不好意思再出现在自己面前的。
结果，没成想。几十天不见，胖子的脸皮就见长。在这么关键的时间，关键的场合突然出现，让两人乱了阵脚。
但是由于有众多客人在场的原因，身为上流社会一员，身为衣冠楚楚的富人，岳爸爸、岳妈妈就算百般不情愿。为了面子问题，也只能皮笑肉不笑的欢迎这个胖球儿似的不速之客的到来≯睁睁的看着这个自己怎么看都不顺眼的死胖子，和自己女儿在儿子的订婚宴上，亲亲我我的在一起聊得开心。
当一个个抱着与岳爸爸、岳妈妈同样的心思，带着‘姻亲结盟’使命的富二代，奉命堆起一脸深情款款的虚伪笑容，凑上去搭讪的时候，却一一被岳文婷毫不客气的顶了回去。并直接亮出了北宫朔月这个男朋友的身份。
甚至为了加重自己身边胖子的分量，还没有去医院检查过，但这段时间以来始终未曾做过任何防护措施的岳文婷，还很想当然的给了北宫朔月一个自己‘孩儿他爹’的牛逼身份！
虽然这些富二代奉命泡妞儿，本就不是真的打算谈恋爱的，他们之所以追求，也不过是为了这层与岳家之间的姻亲关系。为了家族利益而‘献身’罢了。
说实话，他们每个人在外面都有不止一个女人，其实也不太在乎自己是否成为‘接盘侠’是否‘喜当爹’，不太在乎老婆美丑俊妍。不在乎自己头顶是绿是黑，老婆是不是守贞守节！
如他们这种利益联姻中，夫妻关系有名无实、分房而睡，夫妻俩往常各玩儿各的，各养各的＂ingren＂，各养各的的小白脸的这种事儿，并不罕见！
但这些事儿都只能掩盖在一片虚伪和谐的表面之下，都只能是表面‘甜蜜婚姻’背后的故事，是不能明说的｛们即使背地里龌龊无耻，明面儿上，也一定要光鲜亮丽，一定要高大上、伟光正！
所以，当岳文婷很直白的告诉这些追求者们，自己不但已经有男人了，不打算更换，而且连肚子里都有货了的时候，除了没有什么身家，纯粹只是小白脸，混进来打算试试有没有吃软饭机会的几个花枝招展的‘花样男子’，仍然如苍蝇杜蜜糖似的粘着不放之外。其它的富二代，为了脸面不得不纷纷败退！
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