892 从观众进化到主演
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就当张劲和岳文婷两人斗嘴斗的不亦乐乎的时候,斗鸡似的岳文婷,说了一半儿,却突然住嘴了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
当享受战斗乐趣的张劲有些诧异的顺着岳文婷的视线向自己身后看去的时候,这才释然,原来竟然是岳文婷的老妈走了过来。
看了一眼杀气腾腾的岳妈妈,又回过头来看了一眼表情古怪的北宫胖子,以及有些紧张闪躲的岳文婷,张劲暂时停止了毒舌战争,脸上挂上了似笑非笑的表情,抱着肩膀往沙发靠背上一靠,坐等大戏上演。
不出张劲所料,大戏果然上演了。
“姓北宫的胖子,怎么又是你?俩月前,你大闹我们岳家的订婚宴,然后灰溜溜的离开粤府,今天怎么又敢回来了?你就不怕来了就走不了么?
或者说,你当初大闹我们岳家之后还觉着不过瘾,今天又不知道从哪个猫洞里溜进来,想在宋家的地盘上再来一次?”
虽然北宫朔月始终秉持着商人的本分,笑面对人。虽然北宫朔月与岳文婷感情深厚,而且岳文婷跟岳夫人也没有如宋怡婷和她娘一样,势同水火,甚至母女关系还算相当的不错。
但北宫朔月毕竟是堂堂北宫家核心圈儿的一枚相当得宠的少爷,是堂堂北宫家未来的财神爷,脾气还是有的。
之前因为种种顾忌,而对岳家这位势利眼的娘,以及那些曾经尝过他肥拳虐待的粤府纨绔们百般忍让,甚至逃离粤府。但心中始终憋着一口气。
今天,北宫朔月已经不准备再忍了!
所以,当岳文婷的老娘,用风凉凉的威胁口气,话中带刺的说出这番话后,北宫朔月也不含糊,一脸滚刀肉似的满不在乎,漫声回道:
“你女婿我的人身安全问题。就不要做泰水大人的您考虑了。
你女婿我很坦然的,从活着来到这个世界上开始,就没打算活着回去!
岳母大人,或者那些挨不住我胖子两拳的废物们,要是有什么盘外招,尽管去准备好了。也让你这个当岳母的看看,你的女婿能不能扛的下来!
至于胖子我是怎么进来的,也不用您老费心。这里是宋家的地方,还用不着您代替主人送客。
关于你之前说到的我今天前来的目的。我倒是可以事先告诉你,我今天来,就是要带婷婷走的!”
北宫朔月的这番光棍的言辞。让岳文婷暗暗心焦。手上不停的扭着北宫朔月的腰间肥肉。
但是,北宫朔月练出的这身肥肉,可是为了对付北宫荷月那能够力碎大石、铁上留痕的拳脚,往常胖子跟岳文婷玩儿情趣的时候,岳文婷掐两把,北宫朔月配合着喊两声痛没问题。
但如今。北宫朔月正处在与老丈母娘抢尖拔份儿、积累气势的重要关头,岳文婷的手指头就算在胖子的肥肉上拧出花来的,也算不了什么了。完全没有用处!
北宫朔月的这番痞气、霸道的话,让张劲忍不住挂了一脸的欢乐,若不是怕打扰了两人战斗的节奏。怕打搅了两个正在倾情演出,正在用眼神拼剑的演员的话。张劲几乎就要鼓掌叫好;
北宫朔月的这番话,让宋怡婷露出一脸奇怪的表情。这胖子虽然与张劲长的一点都不像,但是他这光棍的架势,那欠揍的德行,那油腔滑调气人的口气,俨然跟之前面对宋老大、宋老二时的张劲,就是从一个模子里倒出来的。
这俩人不愧是死党!
他们俩天南地北的能够凑到一起,并结成死党,也不知道也应该算是‘不是一家人,不进一家门’,还是‘物以类聚,人以群分’的臭味相投!
北宫朔月的这番话,让在几人幸灾乐祸、兴趣盎然、焦急忐忑,各有不同的感受,也让岳文婷她娘差点气歪了鼻子。
但是,这里毕竟是高尚场所,身周川流的人群非富即贵,岳文婷的老娘作为一个一向雍容示人的贵妇,怕丢脸,也不敢造次。于是,她在暂时奈何不得北宫朔月之余,也只能祭出釜底抽薪的计策,对自己的女儿发狠:
“婷婷,跟我走!我倒要看看,没有我这个当娘的同意,他今天能不能带走我的女儿!”
“妈,我不走!”
岳文婷虽然话声很委屈、很歉意,但是话中却透露出不可动摇的坚决。
本来已经被北宫朔月气的三尸神暴跳的岳妈妈,再被女儿当着这个死胖子的面拒绝,顿时火气更大了。
虽然恨不能立刻暴走,但是顾虑到风度、场合的前提下,岳妈妈还是勉强压了下来。狠狠的瞪了北宫朔月以及不肖女儿一眼,气呼呼的扭头离开。
岳妈妈还不信了,自己多盯着女儿点儿,女儿今天还能逃走?
‘这个不听话的丫头,等回家了看我怎么收拾你!’
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当张劲正在为这幕以‘丈母娘与女婿的战争’为题目的jing彩大戏的短暂而惋惜的时候,气走了妈妈的岳文婷,委屈的向北宫朔月开炮了:
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