第三百六十七章 侯爷求官
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豹房!
秦堪听到这两个字呆楞许久。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
这个令无数大臣唾骂令后世史书极尽嘲讽的殿宇,它终究还是登上了历史的舞台。
其实秦堪清楚,朱厚照从登基时便开始铺垫,他根本就没打算在皇宫里长住,他喜欢自由自在的生活,没有起居官在身边一笔一划记录他的言行,没有无数苍蝇般的大臣在他耳边唠叨勤政布仁,更没有他不爱的女人和他共处屋檐下,过着神离貌也离的憋屈日子……
简单的说,豹房在朱厚照心里,是代表着“自由”的圣地。
被满朝大臣逼得快疯的他,极度需要自由,为了自由他可以不惜一切代价。
秦堪沉默片刻,轻轻叹息。
毕竟只是个孩子啊,他今年才十七岁。前世十七岁的孩子在做什么?他们背着书包埋头苦读,自愿或被迫地接受一切书本上的知识,花费人生本应嬉游玩乐,本应百无禁忌的三年去搏一个所谓的高考分数……
然而,前世的孩子再辛苦,何曾有人将幅员万里的整座江山强压到头上,逼着他弱小的肩膀不得不扛起与他的年龄毫不相符的重任?
他拥有万里国土,可这万里国土果真是他的吗?他的净土大约只有豹房了吧。
秦堪很理解朱厚照的想法,也理解这个历史上臭名昭著的豹房的存在。
“陛下欲建豹房?”
“是。”朱厚照重重点头,然后有些担心地瞧着他:“秦堪,你我君臣,却不止于君臣,你不会像那些大臣一样劝我不可违背祖宗成法,不可行离经叛道之事吧?”
秦堪笑道:“陛下既然有决心去做一件事。何必担心别人的看法?想到便去做,这才是潇洒人生。”
朱厚照欣然笑了:“你支持我?”
“站在臣子的角度,我会和别的大臣一样痛骂,”秦堪带着笑意,却重重叹了口气:“可谁叫我认识这么一个不靠谱的朋友呢?朋友哪怕一时兴起想杀人放火,我都只能无条件陪着,建豹房这种小事,简直算得上和风细雨了。”
朱厚照哈哈大笑,使劲拍着秦堪的肩:“幸好当初没认错你这个朋友。父皇在世时常说‘子孙自有子孙福’,如今看来,我果然是个有福气的。”
秦堪笑了笑,有句话他一直没忍心说,朱厚照确实有福气。但福气暂时还不够多,比如建豹房的银子,国库肯定不会给的,敢从国库拨银子,户部尚书韩文会在夜深人静之时找根绳子吊死在承天门前。内库也够戗,锦衣卫早有密报,掌管内库的马永成最近到处跟人哭穷。
皇宫当家不易。朱厚照爱玩,爱变着花样玩,而且玩得很高档。八虎从各地搜罗的珍奇异宝,各种珍稀野生动物。各种马戏杂耍班子,还有各种味道风格不同的美食零嘴儿……这些东西除了极少数被厂卫巧取豪夺之外,绝大部分都是要花钱的,为了巴结这位爱玩的皇上。八虎费尽心思,在花钱上从来很大方。于是……内库就这样渐渐空了。
刘瑾新政的出台,其实很大一部分原因就是因为供皇帝花差的钱越花越少,迫不得已整顿吏治,加强中央集权,特别是财权。新政推行颇见成效,大管家马永成好不容易盼到四川云南两地今年缴纳入内库的四十万两银子,结果银子堆在内库还没误热乎,刘瑾便中了秦堪的奸计,为了量产佛朗机炮,而将这四十万两银子全部拨付造作局了。
如今朱厚照欲建豹房,少说也得一百万两银子,大管家马永成大抵只能有两个选择,第一,找根结实点的绳子吊死在承天门,第二,蒙上脸打劫国库。
当然,身为内宫第一人的刘瑾刘公公也轻松不到哪里去,这笔银子将会成为八虎最大的烦心事。
秦侯爷最大的幸福,就是眼睁睁看着八虎有麻烦,而且是级大麻烦。
转过头瞧了瞧身后远远缀着的刘瑾,秦堪眼中有了几分同情之色。
“陛下,有件事情,臣想求陛下开恩……”秦堪有些为难地道。
朱厚照楞了一下:“‘求’?你刚才说‘求’?什么事竟能令你开口求我?这可是破天荒头一遭呀,赶紧说说。”
秦堪叹道:“臣不得不求,因为臣的岳父大人……他一天被我岳母打三顿还捎带一顿宵夜,臣……实在看不下去了。”
朱厚照回忆半晌,道:“你岳父就是当初绍兴织工案差点被冤枉的绍兴知府,名叫……杜宏?是杜宏吧?……最近没换岳父吧?”
秦堪:“…………”
搁了杜嫣在场,没准一巴掌就乎上去了,瞧这混帐话说的。
“正是。”
“你岳父为何被打?”
秦堪叹道:“因为我岳母嫌他没本事,当了一辈子官儿,至今还只是个小小知府,而他的女婿,也就是臣,才两年就已是世袭罔替的国侯,相比之下,臣的岳父大人看起来就很欠揍了……”
朱厚照哈哈大笑,一边笑一边使劲拍他的肩:“看来女婿太厉害,对岳父来说绝非好事,你所求朕何事?”
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