第五百二十七章 情敌相见
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唐寅有点书呆气，但他并不傻，顿时察觉秦堪出的主意很不靠谱，于是横了秦堪一眼，垂头深深叹了口气，神情尽显落寞。更多小说ltxsba.com
未多时，刘良女打了一角酒过来，又端了四样小菜，装菜的陶碟看起来粗鄙，但里面的菜色却很精致，显然花了心思的。
笑吟吟的刘良女将酒菜放下，又朝三人蹲身一福，转身便待走开继续忙碌。
秦堪看着唐寅怅然若失的模样，他也叹了口气，不管自己觉得这二人怎样不相配，但唐寅终归是自己的朋友。随着身份地位日渐高升，秦堪在这世上的朋友委实不多了，朋友中意的姑娘，自己必须要为他尽点心力。
“秦贤弟……”唐寅的目光带着乞求。
秦堪叹道：“君子追求窈窕淑女之前，没人告诉你先哄好未来的老丈人吗？”
唐寅愕然：“你当初和弟妹在一起难道也是先哄老丈人？”
“那是自然，我老丈人被我一哄，高兴得跟什么似的……”
唐寅呆呆道：“可我为何听说你老丈人并不喜你，恨不得将你除之而后快……”
杜嫣受不了了，狠狠一掐秦堪腰间软肉，翻着白眼嗔道：“当然不喜，谁见过一脚把老丈人踹下马车的女婿？亏你好意思教别人哄老丈人。”
唐寅惊愕道：“真的？”
秦堪正色道：“那是个意外，大部分时候我对老丈人都是很客气的，而且大部分时候老丈人也很喜欢我，曾不止一次公开说过要把遗产留给我……”
杜嫣气笑了，不停地捶着他：“你还说！你还说！损完唐寅损我爹，你这张嘴是刀子做的？”
秦堪的示范没做好。但理论是对的。
唐寅思来想去觉得很有道理，于是站起身走到酒肆里来回忙碌的中年汉子，也就是刘良女的父亲刘良面前站定，目光一瞬不瞬地盯着他。
刘良和刘良女被唐寅的动作吓呆了，三人沉默对视。
“这……这位客官，要点什么？”刘良客气地拱拱手。
唐寅呆立半晌，回头再看看秦堪，秦堪朝他露出一个鼓励的笑容，唐寅朝刘良使劲挤出个笑脸：“……大叔。忙吧？”
刘良吓得倒退一大步，惶恐道：“这位客官莫开玩笑，你的年纪跟我差不多大小，怎可称我‘大叔’，不妥不妥！”
唐寅快哭了。迎着刘良女那双清澈好奇的眸子，使劲一咬牙：“其实我才二十多岁，就是长相老了点儿……”
噗——
身后的秦堪一口老酒喷出来，接着撕心裂肺咳嗽，咳得眼泪直流。
“好辣的酒……”
酒肆里散坐各处的酒客却纷纷从鼻孔里重重哼了一声。
简陋的小店之所以生意这么兴隆，自然是有原因的，绝大部分原因跟刘良女有关。来这里喝酒的人皆是醉翁之意不在酒，唐寅如此生硬笨拙的攀关系，已引起了酒客们的公愤。
唐寅浑然不觉，焦急地左右看了看。忽然劈手夺过刘良手中舀酒的大勺儿，一言不发地帮刘良舀酒，嘴笨手也笨，却吓得刘良父女面容失色。
看唐寅的穿着打扮。以及脸上流露出的淡淡傲气，分明是有功名在身的读书人。说不定是什么国子监举子贡生之类的人物，却疯了似的给这对身份卑贱的父女帮忙干活，刘家父女怎能不诚惶诚恐？
杜嫣见唐寅如此做派，噗嗤笑出声来，眼里闪烁着兴奋的光芒，显然今日不虚此行，这场热闹瞧得很满意。
秦堪苦笑摇头，对杜嫣道：“你知道唐寅现在的做法叫什么吗？”
“叫什么？”
“光说不练假女婿，光练不说傻女婿，当年我若一言不发冲到山阴县衙帮你爹批公文，你爹会有什么反应？”
杜嫣笑道：“没什么反应，怕是如今你还蹲在山阴县大牢里等着狱卒发窝头呢……”
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唐寅干活干得很欢快，没过多久便成了熟练舀酒工，嘴也渐渐活泛开了，完全无视弱小的年龄差距，一口一声大叔喊得刘良老脸不住地抽搐。
刘良女眨着眼睛，俏脸不知怎地忽然红了。
她已十五岁，初通人事的年龄，该懂的她都懂了，唐寅做得如此笨拙明显，她怎么可能不懂？
脸红归脸红，但她看唐寅的目光仍是怪怪的，酒肆里垂涎她容貌的酒客太多了，但年纪这么大的大叔也打她的主意，未免有点过分无耻了。
秦堪无语地看着这一幕，正在犹豫要不要提前告退，将唐大才子留在这里撒欢舀酒，却听耳边传来惊喜的声音。
“咦？秦堪？你也来了？”
秦堪愕然扭头，却见朱厚照一袭黑色长衫，丰神俊朗地站在他面前，身后不远处，大内数十名侍卫打扮成普通百姓，装模作样在朱厚照方圆数丈内走来走去，与秦堪的侍卫遇见了，双方还互相点头无声打着招呼。
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