第五百三十章 侯爷有疾
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秦堪呻吟着坐起身，朝朱厚照虚弱地拱了拱手：“陛下，恕臣不能见礼……”
“秦堪——”朱厚照悲呼一声：“朕来迟一步……”
“停！陛下。说这话还早，臣只是头疾难忍。并非死定了。”
朱厚照悲色渐消，上下打量着他：“你真病了？什么时候的事？以前可没听说你有这毛病。”
秦堪苦笑道：“病来如山倒，臣也没想到居然会有病倒的一天……”
朱厚照一脸关心地看着他：“头痛？”
“对，头痛难忍。”
关心渐渐变成了同情：“被夫人揍的？揍得多厉害连太医都瞧不好？”
秦堪差点装不下去：“陛下，臣的病与夫人无关，主要是太操劳公务……”
朱厚照满脸不信，狐疑的目光在秦堪额头缠着的白巾上来回打量，仿佛里面藏着一道被夫人揍出来的触目惊心的伤口。
秦堪揉了揉额头，这会儿他是真感到头痛了……
装病主要是装给内阁大学士们看的，谁知道朱厚照竟凑上热闹了。
“陛下国事繁忙，臣不送了……”秦堪委婉地下了逐客令。
朱厚照毫无眼力，大喇喇往床头一坐：“朕一点都不忙，天色还早，朕多留一会儿不打紧的。”
秦堪抿紧了嘴，立马将朱厚照划入没有眼力见儿的“恶客”一类。
坐在床头的朱厚照神情忽然变得有些萧瑟，幽幽一叹：“秦堪，朕发现自己也病了……”
秦堪撇了撇嘴，他知道朱厚照病了，而且犯的是相思病，不过他就不想搭这个话茬儿。
“陛下，焦芳刘宇等刘瑾党羽被拿入诏狱后，锦衣卫收集其贪墨营私祸国等证据若干，对他们是斩首是流放，还请陛下定夺……”
朱厚照懒洋洋地挥挥手：“今日不谈国事，只论风月……”
秦堪捂着额头呻吟般叹息：“陛下，臣这儿不是青楼窑子，论什么风月……臣是病人，除了国事不想谈别的……”
朱厚照自动无视秦堪的话，犹自叹了口气，道：“秦堪，朕如今很忧愁，你得为朕分忧呀。”
“大夫说了，臣需要静养，绝不能掺和人间风月，尤其不能掺和皇上和某酒肆女子的感情事，否则病情会加重的……”
“你请的大夫一定是江湖骗子……”朱厚照一锤定音，继续道：“来，帮朕分析分析，你说朕的模样也不差吧？而且每次出现在酒肆时总是富家子弟打扮，年少英俊又多金，为何那个刘良女总是不搭理朕呢？而且她瞧我的目光似乎并没有好感，朕一直想不通为何刘良女为何对朕不动心？”
秦堪苦笑，看来今日铁定要掺和大明皇帝的感情事了，连病人都不放过，他难道没意识到刘良女瞧不上他是人品原因么？
秦堪只好强打起精神：“陛下，你是怎么认识刘良女的？”
朱厚照神情顿时浮上几许甜蜜，很梦幻。
“上月诛除刘瑾后，朕的心情很不好，于是微服出宫在京师城里四处闲逛，后来在东城一处摊贩上看中了一坛据说是山西正宗的陈年杏花酒，要价十两银子一坛，你知道朕买东西只看心情，从不在意真假和价钱，于是朕当即便命侍卫给银子，就在那个时候，刘良女出现了，她很气愤，说那杏花酒是假的，而且价钱太黑，纯粹是骗客宰客，朕还没回过神，她已跟那小贩吵上了，不仅跟小贩吵，她也跟朕吵，口口声声说朕不知挣钱辛苦，是二世祖，是败家子……”
朱厚照的笑容越来越甜蜜，目光中有了一种从未有过的灿然神采：“……尽管当时她的样子很泼辣，但朕却觉得她很迷人，至少迷住朕了，也就是那个时候，朕对她动了心，你知道，朕几乎是被从小骂到大的，父皇骂过我，春坊的大学士骂过我，登基后大臣骂我的次数更是不计其数，唯独这一次，却是被一个普通的民间女子指着鼻子骂，她眼中那种怒其不争的目光，令朕忽然感到自己是被关心着的，哪怕她当时对朕来说还只是个陌生人……”
秦堪笑道：“后来陛下就跟随刘良女找到了她家的酒肆，从此在酒肆里流连忘返了？”
朱厚照笑着点头：“不错，如此美玉佳人，朕怎能错过？秦堪，朕今年十七岁了，在这有生的十七年里，朕从未像今日这般对一个女人如此着迷，朕无数次告诉自己，朕要娶她，要将她堂堂正正娶回家，要跟她生儿育女，和她在豹房里过平凡夫妻的平凡日子，朕之一生，唯此一愿。”
“陛下既已有缘与她相识，为何后来在酒肆里她却对你不理不睬了呢？”
朱厚照神情顿时落寞起来：“大抵第一次见面时朕的表现太差劲了，她在心里已把我当成了二世祖，败家子，而且每次朕去那酒肆时总是有许多侍卫前呼后拥，令她对朕的印象愈发恶劣，唉！”
秦堪暗叹，不得不说，女人的直觉果然很准，眼前这家伙可不就是正宗原味的二世祖败家子么？更离谱的是这家伙居然还以为自己不是……
秦堪揉了揉隐隐作痛的太阳穴，现在的头痛真不是装的。
“陛下，追求女子是需要方法的，恕臣直言，陛下每天去酒肆死缠烂打，这样的招式委实等而下之，只会令刘良女对你越来越厌恶，陛下若继续这样下去的话，你和她可真没戏了……”
朱厚照眼睛大亮，目光灼热地盯着秦堪：“这就是朕今日来找你的目的，不论对敌人还是对女人，你一向都是很有办法的，除了挑选女人的眼光稍有瑕疵外，你简直完美了……”
顿了顿，朱厚照忽然疑惑地打量着他：“你不是头痛难忍吗？怎么跟没事人似的？”
秦堪呆了一下，接着像一具尸体般直挺挺硬邦邦往床上一倒，喃喃呻吟道：“臣好虚弱，好虚弱……送客！”
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