第二十五章 鼓上蚤(票票!!)
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接着,房门被无声无息地推开了。
只见一个黑影窜入,迅速抓住桌上的青布包袱,然后双脚轻轻点地,跃到了门外,这一切简直太快了,犹如电光火石般。
这个人就是大名鼎鼎的‘鼓上蚤’时迁!
时迁又跑了几步,然后跳到菜园中的一棵柳树上,舒服得靠住一根粗大的树枝,洋洋得意地看着自己手中的战利品。
“嘿嘿!这包袱摸得鼓鼓囊囊的,定然有不少银钱!想不到这贼和尚竟然会是个土财主,这几日晦气不断,看来这次我要时来运转了!”
时迁眯着两只虾米眼,嘿嘿贼笑着,在加上那两撇不停抖动的八字胡,甚是滑稽。
可是,上天还是没有照顾到他!
当时迁打开那个青布包袱时,表情瞬间定格,这哪里有什么黄金白银,分明是一堆啃得干干净净的鸡骨头。
时迁顿时火冒三丈,破口大骂道:“!好个贼秃!”
却不想下面有了回应!
“小贼!洒家吃剩的骨头味道如何啊?”鲁智深似笑非笑地盯着树上的时迁。
时迁暗暗心惊,刚刚这和尚不是还在睡觉吗,怎么一会功夫就到了这里。但是嘴上仍旧不软,直直骂道:“好个贼秃!竟敢戏弄爷爷!”
鲁智深也不生气,只是淡淡说道:“你这厮如果识相,就乖乖下来束手就擒,洒家也许会网开一面,饶尔一命!”
“我呸!”,时迁说道:“爷爷为什么要下来!上面可是逍遥的很!”
鲁智深本来就性情暴躁,刚刚说的话已经算是很温柔了,看到时迁仍旧顽固不化,顿时就雷霆大怒道:“好你个蠢贼!洒家帮你下来!”
说着,鲁智深飞起一脚,踢在了柳树上。
时迁原本还不以为意,心头暗笑自己怎么碰到个疯和尚,可过了一会,却怎么也笑不出来了。
柳树在颤动!在剧烈地颤动!
鲁智深看似平常的一脚,却仿佛含有千钧力气,三人合抱的柳树竟在不停地晃动着,最后,柳树周围的土地已经开始隐隐龟裂,大有倒下之势!
树上的时迁可就没刚刚那么逍遥了,两只手紧紧抱着树干,脸色已经微微泛白,毕竟被人晃来晃去不是那么容易吃得消的。
“真是见了鬼了!这和尚怎么生的此等神力!”
时迁瞅准时机,放开树干,飞快地落到了地上。
鲁智深也在等待这个时机,把脚收起,伸手向着时迁抓去,这一招势大力沉,而且速度极快,眼看就可以将时迁抓住,不想时迁却如一条滑不溜求的泥鳅似的,生生在那铁爪之下逃脱了。
时迁用力一蹬,身体瞬时离地,鲁智深大吼一声,身形顿时暴涨几分,一把拽住了时迁的左腿,时迁闷哼一声,两手顺势撑地,右腿向鲁智深的脑袋扫去。
“雕虫小技!”鲁智深根本没有正眼瞧,里一手瞬间抓出,牢牢得抓住了时迁踢来的右腿。然后双手向前一抻,把时迁甩了出去。
时迁像个断了线的风筝似的飞了出去,眼看就要来个‘狗吃屎’,却不想时迁身形一转,暗吐一口气,身体竟又飘了起来,然后稳稳落到了地上。
“这厮倒是真有两下子!”鲁智深也忍不住赞道。
此时不走,更待何时!时迁说道:“和尚!就此别过了!”说完,便又腾空而起。
鲁智深哪里会让他逃脱,拾起三颗青石子就扔了过去。
“嗖!嗖!嗖!”
三颗石子如三枝响箭般,飞速射向正欲逃跑的时迁。
时迁知道鲁智深天生神力,所以丝毫不敢托大,使劲浑身解数躲避着这三颗石子,虽然躲过了两颗,但是已经是险象环生,最后一颗石子不偏不倚地打在了时迁的屁股上。只见时迁一声惨叫,身体一紧,直直掉在地上……
“洒家问你,菜园里的大葱是不是你这厮偷走的!”鲁智深坐在椅子上,定定地看着一旁的时迁。
“大葱?”时迁一愣,随即哼道:“当然不是!不过鸡骨头倒是偷了些!”
鲁智深疑惑道:“你说的可是真的?”
时迁哼道:“想我‘鼓上蚤’也是一条响当当的好汉,做过的事情岂有敢不承认之理?”
其实鲁智深也知道偷大葱的不是时迁,想时迁这身本事也不俗,岂会打那小小的大葱的主意。
“就算你说的是真的,那你为何要偷我那包袱呢?”
时迁看了一眼鲁智深,无奈地说道:“我今日只不过是偶然路过此地,然后又恰巧看到了你那个包袱,所以就打算顺手牵羊,却没想到会是这样的结果。”
鲁智深哈哈笑道:“你这厮倒也实在!好吧,我给你个将功赎罪的机会,如果你能帮我抓到那几个偷大葱的小毛贼,我就放你走!我倒是不稀罕那几根大葱,只是不想再受那监寺的鸟气!”
时迁听到鲁智深会放他走,马上满口答应:“大师放心!对付那几个小毛贼,不过是小菜一碟!”
鲁智深站起身来,舒服得展了展胳膊,说道:“你这几日就暂且住在这里,不过这也好!你也以陪洒家练练拳脚,我也省得闲的发慌。”
“什么?和你练练拳脚!”时迁一听,顿时眼珠子一翻,差点没昏过去。
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