2355 和尚、乞丐、傻子和师叔
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正是龙族第一烈酒焚心,脏兮兮的乞丐,也不管拧开瓶盖就要喝。
萧晨连忙拦住,道:“此酒太烈,日后阁下若是能够成就帝君再喝,好处无穷。”
“呵呵,敢情这破酒,不成帝君还不能喝了?”
乞丐嗤笑一声,大大咧咧的道,“那还给你呗,叫花子不要了。”
圆真闻言心中暗道,这叫花子笑起来倒是不像普通人,可惜还是不识相。
既然是烈酒,没猜错的话,应该是龙族第一烈酒焚心。当年萧晨,便是以此酒,在桃源盛会上大出风头。
多少帝君求之不得,萧晨竟然送给一名乞丐,偏偏乞丐还大言不惭。
萧晨没有去接,沉声道:“就算不能喝,你留着也会有大用,我想向你打听一人。三天前,你抓着一人离去,我想知道那人现在何处?”
当日乞丐抓走之人,萧晨眼熟,却没能看清。
“你说我那傻兄弟啊,哈哈哈,不用找,你就站这别动,很快就能看见他了。”
扑通!
话音刚落,就见一道身影如沙包般被人从楼上扔下,身上被揍伤痕累累,狼狈不堪。
附近往来的武者,见怪不该,冷笑几句,便大步走进千金一笑楼。
“又是那傻子,三天两头被赶出来,够可怜的。”
“说来也怪,若是其他人如此捣乱,早就被千金一笑楼动手灭口了,这人还能活着真是奇迹。”
“管他呢,赶紧去占位置,今天是玲珑当家出演!”
乞丐哈哈哈大笑,指着路中央的人道:“我说什么来着,嘻嘻,刚说我这傻二弟,嘭!他就掉下来了。”
萧晨一步一步走过去,脸色却是越疑惑,待到走进之后,大吃一惊。
那狼狈之人,扭头看到萧晨,同样惊愕不已。
“师叔!”
这鼻青脸肿,伤痕累累,狼狈不堪正是他那坟海群域紫炎宗的便宜师侄凌羽!
有道是人生何处不相逢,萧晨真没想到,会以这样一种场面见到凌羽。
”师叔,师侄给您丢脸了……”
也许是太过激动,也许是委屈太久,凌羽眼眶一下就湿润了。
声音都有些哭腔了,看上去可怜兮兮了。
“你怎么搞成这个样子了,快起来。”
萧晨一把将其拉起来,沉声问道。
“我想见玲珑姐,可他们不让,进一次打我一次,进一次打我一次,师侄心里苦啊!”
凌羽亲人不多,萧晨在他心中,比一般师门长辈还要亲近许多。
此刻见到,百感交集,情绪泛滥。
萧晨冷哼道:“我带你进去,我倒要看看,谁敢拦你。”
“真的?”
“师叔,什么时候说过大话,天底下我不能带你去的地方有很多,但肯定不包括这千金一笑楼!”
萧晨心中有些怒意,你千金一笑楼底蕴再怎么深,说到底也是一家青楼。
什么时候,青楼也能如此欺负人。
“师叔,师叔,带我去,叫花子也想逛青楼。”
突然,萧晨感觉双脚像是被火钳夹住,低头一看。
却是那乞丐,偷偷将一整瓶焚心全部灌了下去,脸色红通通一片,身如火炭。
醉眼醺醺,笑的跟朵花一样,抓住萧晨的腿不肯放手。
“大哥,你喝醉了,这是我师叔。”凌羽见状,连忙纠正道。
“我……没……醉,我是你大哥,你师叔就是我师叔,这辈分可没乱哦,师叔带我去嘛,叫花子也想逛青楼啊,哈哈哈哈!”
萧晨略感头痛,看向凌羽道:“这乞丐你怎么认识的?”
“师叔,他救过我一命,然后非要我认大哥,就一直跟着我。”凌羽尽量简单的解释道。
罢了,既然救过凌羽一命,就没必要纠结对方的无礼了。
“圆真,你扶他起来,我们一起进去。”
圆真惋惜的看了眼乞丐手中的空瓶子,一瓶焚心啊,就这么没了……
“你这小子,一直贼溜溜的盯着我的酒,是不是想偷我的酒……没关系,叫花子请你喝酒。”
被圆真扶起来的乞丐,突然出手,将酒瓶灌进了圆真口中。
圆真当即慌了,有些茫然失措,我喝酒了……我怎么没有反应过来,我,我,我真的喝酒了!
我又犯戒了!
“咦,怎么光溜溜的……”乞丐瞧见兜帽下的异象,奇怪的说道,趁着圆真失神落魄的当口,伸手过去。
在那光头上,摸来摸去,嘿嘿笑道:“嘿嘿,还真是光头,哈哈哈哈,叫花子明白了。你是个花和尚,哈哈哈哈,花和尚,花和尚也要逛青楼了,大家快来看哦……”
还好其已喝醉之后,咕隆咕隆的吐字不清。
可这一下,却将圆真吓了个半死,惊醒过来,赶紧捂上乞丐的嘴。
看着已经走上前的萧晨和凌羽,圆真心中,欲哭无泪。
一日之内连破两戒,先是嗔戒,又是酒戒,早知道这仙宫密匙真的宁肯不要。
“不准说,你要是再说,我就把你丢在这,听见没有。”
圆真见到乞丐点了几下头,才将手放下,扶着乞丐跟上萧晨步伐。
乞丐烂醉如泥,笑脸不断,虽没说花和尚了,一只手却时不时就想摸摸圆真这光头。
欲哭无泪的和尚,烂醉如泥的乞丐,受尽委屈的情痴,加上萧晨。
这烟雨楼主人,绝对想象不到的组合。
就这样,义无返顾朝着灯火通明,点缀炎城的明珠——千金一笑楼,大步走去。
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