第八十七章 愉悦
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“既然没事干就去收拾屋子,看看屋子都乱成什么样了?光睡觉都不叠被子,臭袜子都几天没洗了?屋子里都是一股怪味,今天李姐给开窗户放味了吧?要不每天屋子里不是一股烟味臭味的混合气体?趁现在赶紧去把被子都叠好了,把屋子好好收拾一下,衣服都摆放到衣柜里,臭袜子什么的都去洗了,今天谁要是不收拾好自己那一摊,就不许碰电脑!”恼羞成怒的吕晓幕准备高举文明卫生的大旗,趁现在没有网好好对房间进行一次清理,不然以后都不一定弄成什么样呢。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
“哎呀,小吕回来了,你们不用收拾,回头李姐收拾就好了,今天你说不用做午饭,我也是刚回来,你们几个小伙子就不用收拾了。”李姐从厨房露个头,表示自己做完饭可以收拾一下房间,其实自己白天也想收拾来的,可是几个大小伙子的被褥不经允许自己就去整理好像也不是太好。
“李姐,今天不用你收拾,你就做好你该做的事情就行了,再不让他们几个劳动一下以后都成懒虫了,电脑都落灰了也不擦,电脑现在就是你们的第二生命啊,还敢让自己的生命落灰了?都去干活,把厨房卫生间的地都擦了!要做到无死角、无漏洞,保证每处地方都没有灰尘。”既然要干活就好好的都干利索,难得有个好机会,吕晓幕想起上辈子自己单位检查卫生,总经理带队来自己的办公室,居然把靠墙的档案柜子都挪了出来,用手抹柜子背面,说全是灰,然后搬个凳子,踩着凳子去摸挂式空调的最上部,结果是还有灰!然后居然把晓幕评为公司卫生最差的办公室,并且被罚款100元!(这晓幕的真实经历,苦啊!)想起卫生问题晓幕就怒火中烧,一会要是不把靠墙的柜子背面擦干净,一人罚款200元!
玩传奇的时候,时间总是快乐的、短暂的,仿佛没怎么玩一个小时又一个小时过去了,网吧里总有管理软件讨厌的提醒自己余额不足,再有五分钟就会下机,而自己只能一次又一次的去吧台充值一个小时,再玩一个小时就下吧,最后再犹豫一下要不要开个包宿;而劳动则是相反了,干了半天活一看时间才过了五分钟,这可就要了自己的老命了,在吕晓幕的监督之下,众人强忍着各种难题干了半个小时,这时候李姐的一句话终于让众人解放了。
“开饭了,今天时间充足,李姐做了点拿手菜,看你们一天也挺辛苦的,今天多吃点啊。”来到厨房,果然很是丰盛,桌子上一道四喜丸,子看着浇汁儿就觉得很有食欲,一道红油耳丝绝对是下酒良伴,三个红烧猪蹄已经被切开两半,再有就是经典的东北菜拍黄瓜,真是荤素搭配,营养又美味啊!吕晓幕吸吸鼻子,觉得嗅觉都被浓香的味道占满了,看来这个厨娘雇的实在是太合适了,以后要是真的能成立公司,就让她管理食堂这一块就好了。
还没等吕晓幕畅想到自己可以安排一个什么职位,就被大嗓门的金胜义拉回到了现实。
“幕哥,咱们的啤酒都没有了,你看是不是再去买点?要不然都对不起李姐这一桌子菜啊,是吧?”金胜义本来说的有点腼腆,可是在其余四个人眼神的鼓励下,居然说出了一种命令的味道。
“是啊,这要是不喝点,绝对对不起这个红烧猪蹄和红油耳丝啊!”陈强这个翻译官居然还去那边帮腔了?
“说的很对,今天李姐露了一手,下面你也得露一手了。”吕晓幕表示。
“幕哥,我能露一手什么?十秒吃猪蹄还是十秒吹啤酒?“金胜义有点疑惑,自己除了吃喝打架还能干什么?今天这个场合肯定不适合比武了是吧。
纯粹的吃货啊,酒囊饭袋你还能干什么?
“你下去买啤酒,24瓶一箱的,自己去买去。”小样的累不死你!
“好的,幕哥我这就去了!”金胜义兴冲冲的就跑出门去,看来有酒喝对他来说就是很大的动力,可是你都没拿钱怎么买?现在可不兴赊账啊。
不得不说人民群众的智慧是无穷的,或者说愚者千虑必有一得,没过多久,楼下小卖店的伙计就自己绷着一箱啤酒上来了,气喘吁吁的对吕晓幕说:“24瓶啤酒,一共60元,箱套押金20,24个瓶子押金12元,您一共给92就好了,给我个一百的,我给你带了8块的零钱。”伙计说完给吕晓幕拿出八张小毛票。
吕晓幕看着背着手走上楼的金胜义十分的不解:“你是怎么做到的?”
“其实很简单啊,我去小卖店买啤酒,要一箱,等伙计抬出来之后我说没带钱,让他帮我送来之后顺便取钱就好了。”金胜义淡定的回答到,这家伙这时候真是一脸欠扁的表情,就好比江主席开会的时候,看着下方黑压压的各级政府官员说了一句接下开就进行西部大开发一样,吕晓幕恨不得使劲给他几脚。
强忍着冲动,给了伙计一张百元大票,没等自己想好怎么教育教育这个混蛋,结果这个混蛋抬起啤酒直奔厨房去了,接下来嘭嘭的起酒声,如果自己再不进去,猪蹄可就没自己的了,毕竟能够表演十秒啃猪蹄的绝对不止金胜义一个人。
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