第九百五十二章 吓唬、挑衅、找揍
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踹了一脚之后,风雪月感到很不解恨,身子一跃,骑在陈云的身上,抡起拳头上下左右开弓,将陈云就是一阵疯狂的狠扁。
小半个时辰之后,风雪月方才停了上去,将一切的惊吓,全都化成了拳头。招呼到了陈云的身上,而陈云也因此变成了猪头。
陈云变成了猪头是不错,不过,在这个小半个时辰。风雪月毫不留情的狂扁之下,陈云足足吸收了几万滴仙阳泉,大坑也填了九成的神灵之气。
只差最后一程,陈云就可以再次打破,打破到仙尊期大圆满之境了。
但是,在这个时分,风雪月却停了上去。貌似是发泄够了。
“靠……风老头,你丫的如今有怪我?之前不提示你,你怪我不提示你,如今提示你,你又这样?我到底是惹了谁了?得罪谁了?居然遇上了你这么不讲理的啊。”还差一成没有完成,陈云岂会放弃?当然要让风雪月持续揍了。
“咋滴了?你刚才危言耸听,出言恫吓老子,还说什么要不要先见见香香她们。你这也是提示?”风雪月冷哼一声,“小王八蛋,我看你是没事找挨揍。”
“我怎样危言耸听了?怎样就恫吓你了?是。人家段凡是没事,扛过去了,但谁知道你会怎样样?谁知道,你承受痛苦的才能如何啊?万一,一不小心,或许啥的,挂了怎样办?”陈云一脸冤枉的说道:“俺可是好意哇。”
“好意你一脸,妈的,段凡那小王八蛋都可以撑过去,难道老子还不如他?”风雪月破口大骂道:“老子的修为只是仙尊前期。段凡还是仙尊前期巅峰呢……”
“你看看,人家段凡都曾经是仙尊前期巅峰了,你才只是初入仙尊前期,你能比得上他?”陈云一脸的鄙视,“所以说,你是不能跟段凡比的。风老头,还是小心为妙。”
“小王八蛋,看来你是挨揍没有挨够啊,一脸的欠揍样,居然敢鄙视老子?草……”风雪月气的吹鼻子瞪眼,对着陈云又是一阵猛踹。
“来吧,来吧,就差一点了我就可以打破了,让你的拳头,你的脚板来的更猛烈一些吧。”陈云脸上冤枉,心中却在呼吁。
“嗯?不对……”风雪月抬起脚,刚要踹下去,却猛然停了上去,阴森森的看着陈云说道:“小王八蛋,老子算是明白了,你丫的就是成心气我,然后让老子揍你。从而,你可以减速吸收仙阳泉,提升修为。”
“小王八蛋,被老子揍了这么长工夫,你脸上虽然冤枉,心中却应该很兴奋吧?修为提升了多少了?”风雪月猛然醒悟了。
“还差一点就可以打破了。”陈云老实的答复道。如今陈云的修为,曾经是名副其实的仙尊前期巅峰的修为了,之差一点,就可以打破。
“还需求揍你多久,可以打破?”风雪月无比仔细的说道。
“再来个小半盏茶的功夫,也就差不多了。”陈云的脸上,堆满了愁容,说道:“岳父大人,持续吧,别给我面子,之前俺可是恫吓你,恫吓的不轻啊。”
“是啊,你是恫吓我恫吓的不轻,老子的小心肝都快跳出来了。”风雪月点了点头,做出后怕的样子说道。
“既然是如此,岳父大人你应该很生气吧?生气就来吧,揍我吧,没事,只需可以让岳父大人你消气,我是不会吝啬让你揍的。”陈云躺在地上,看着风雪月殷勤的说道。
这个画面很怪异,就像是,在唐伯虎点秋香里的一幕,石榴姐对上唐伯虎,说的那啥,蹂躏我,欺侮我,不要怜惜我……差不多就是这样就是这个意思。
咳咳……不只是架势,就连对白的意思,对白的方向,也有异曲同工之妙。
“是啊,按理说,我是该狠狠的揍你一顿的,不过,之前揍了你这么长工夫,我的气也消了。”风雪月摆了摆手,说道:“气消了,我也不能持续揍下去,这样很是不好的。不管怎样说,你可是我的女婿。万一把你揍出来一个好歹来,我怎样向我的宝贝女儿交代?”
“再说了,你还差一点就打破了,我要是持续揍你,放慢你的吸收,我不只不能解气,还会愈加的生气。”风雪月儒雅的一笑说道:“我这个人是很残忍的,不会随便揍人的。揍了你,还让我生气,那就更不会揍你了。”
“靠……风老头,搞了半天,你还是不情愿出手?真的不情愿出手?”见到风雪月点头,陈云眉头一挑,淡然说道:“你不出手也行,反正我也逼不了你。不过,至于那个什么神魂冰髓,咳咳……很不好意思,如今没有了。”
说完,躺在地上的陈云,摆出了一副,揍则有神魂冰髓,不揍则没有神魂冰髓的欠揍表情。
陈云如今的摸样,真的很欠揍,风雪月的肺都快要被气炸了,不过,风雪月硬是忍住了,就是不揍。
“吸收神魂冰髓,将仙魂转变成神魂有什么好的?且不说要承受庞大的痛苦,搞不好还会连小命也丢了。老子可是很珍惜生命的,还是算了吧。”风雪月淡然说道:“你不是也说了,风险程度很高,说不定,一不小心就挂了。我如今活得好好的,何必冒那个险呢?”
“风老头,你说的真实是太对了,何必冒那个不是风险的险呢?真没有那个必要。”陈云坐直了身子,双膝盘在一同,坐在地上,说道:“我早就看出来了,风老头你是一点都不是那么在意修为的。”
“你小子的目光还不错。”风雪月抬着头,傲气凛然的说道。
“那是,这点眼力我还是有的,不过,三位丈母娘全都吸收神魂冰髓将仙魂转变成了神魂。当前,修为相对会一日千里。一个男人,比本人的女人修为还弱,那样的男人,哎……悲哀不悲哀?哦,对了,反正风老头你不在乎。”陈云淡淡的说道:“以我手中的资源,一切人,用不了多久,都会打破到神灵之境,到那个时分,风老头你可就垫底了。哦,我差点遗忘了,反正风老头你又不在乎。”
“修为比本人的女人低算啥?丢人算啥?你都是无所谓的,反正你又不在乎。”陈云一脸的羡慕,说道:“吴老头,你可以这样活着,真是好啊,不知道羡慕死多少人呢。”
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